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For the next 38 minutes I will answer all questions
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Davis or Schwarzenegger ?
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What is Labret talking about in this thread?
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why are you so juicy?
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will i make it to vegas
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How sexy am I?
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Black or white?
What makes a good Guido? Have you even been not juicy? |
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM.? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.
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What makes a good Guido? trade secrets cant reveal them Have you even been not juicy? yes when i was 6 yrs old |
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How many is to many?
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What is the meaning of life?
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Mt.Dew or Dr. Pepper ?
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How many pounds of bacon does Burger King use per month?
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Which came first the chicken or the egg?
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How deep do you run?
What's the best car for under 75k? Three words that equal success? |
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What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
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Phillies Blunts or Swisher Perfecto's
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Tom's mother had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter - and what is the fourth?
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Pick which one you'd choose, if you had to.
a) Get fucked in the ass with a dildo by Britney Andrews. b) Fuck a chick in the ass and have poo poo fall out. c) Get your dick sucked through a glory hole with only crackhead whores with no teeth on the otherside.
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I sold the rights to some pics of a 18year old girl. She signed a model release after that night when she was sober and accepted money for the pics. He dad found out over a month later and is planning to su the owner of the sight to try to get the material down.
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Why is it that there are ginos in canada but guidos in the us?
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What can I do about the itching sensation on and around my scrotum?
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What country are your parents from ???
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