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10K Free Traffic to Best Put Down
Prize: 10K Free Traffic (General Adult)
Rules: 1. I be the judge of the put downs you post here - 1 per post 2. You be the poster and da put downer 3. You make someone cry it's your own damn fault 4. You cry cuz they put you down, that's your own damn problem 5. If you don't like these rules Go Fuck Yourself! 6. Contest ends at midnight, East Coast Style, today Post away. Winner announced when we feel like it.
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10-11-2003, 06:53 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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in a van by the river
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need I say more?
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Google was down today.
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10-11-2003, 06:56 PM
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My bitch went down on me today
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10-11-2003, 06:57 PM
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10-11-2003, 06:57 PM
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Your traffic sucks
 just warming up, will be back later
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so far RedShoe is far, far in the lead
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10-11-2003, 07:01 PM
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Fuck you, I am not going to say your traffic converts, even if you pay me.
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fast? you can't even deliver 1 hit an hour
and btw your title fits you.
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10-11-2003, 07:03 PM
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to all you mother fucking titty sucking four eyed fucking piece of shit licking booty iching ass holes.......crossed out in diamond bath tubs acting like u suprised when you find out a hoe has a dick to rub...fuckers couldn't see me if you dond specs that where convex half of you could get paid if you where a line on a wegcash check
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yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD...
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10-11-2003, 07:11 PM
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Noone's mentioned Grogan or LilRich yet. Or Acacia, or SexEducation, or...
This rules. You guys should all go fuck yourself. People be dissing our traffic when we launched 5 days ago and have 5 customers since then - one of which is a big traffic seller himself. If you can't come up w/ a better putdown the those previous then your short bus probably ran you over.
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So let me get this straight:
We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned? No thanks fucktard, I'd be better off hooking up my F5 key to your wife's mega-vibrator to get it to refresh 10,000 times an hour. Just another case of a vibrator doing a job that you can't do right yourself. 
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You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
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Grogan's mommma is so fat,she put on a pair of guess jeans and the answer popped out.
LilRich's mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."... SexEducation's mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
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Jesus loves you....
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"Talent borrows, but genius steals" - Oscar Wilde Just like how RedShoe got his booty ghetto content.
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your traffic is as ugly as your girl man and since that crack smokin ho aint nuttin but a straight ghetto skeezer that's sayin mad shit, cause when I was lookin at the conversions, they were skinner than a ethopian child sittin out in the field with the flies on the face waitin for the rice pallet of conversions to drop from the sky only to find out that the crack smokin ho you banging (and most of the neighborhood as well) was trying to get freaky with the pilot of the rice pallet carryin plane, there aint shit goin on with them conversions but the radio
Since we feel sorry for your ass and the fact that the crack ho's baby daddy is hittin you up for loot since the conversions skinniner than the ho, we'll hook ya sorry azz up with a hamburger, please dont pawn this shit to get ya momma the fake looking gold chain, cause that shit just makes ya neck turn green (a color that your traffic isnt able to make happen)...... IM out yo |
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I just saw brad shaw on purecash tv, and I must say he is one fat, ugly motherfucker.
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WOW! That is truly impresive!
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Your site looks like it was designed by SexEd.
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Fuck you and the dirty black double sided 10 foot dildo you rode in on!
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I'm gonna rip off your head, finger fuck your eye sockets, and bowl your ugly mug into the gutter where it belongs.
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Thanks Jesus!
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