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Ice · 10-24-2003, 05:36 PM

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word ?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later

hyatla · 10-24-2003, 05:37 PM

Old, but somewhat funny.

Anna_O · 10-24-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
Old, but somewhat funny.

not really...

IntenseCash · 10-24-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
Old, but somewhat funny.

who gives a shit if its old? A lot of people still have never heard it...

Man I am sick of people always saying its old on this board...

thats funny, thanks for posting

myjah · 10-24-2003, 05:41 PM

new to me -cute

Hot Tropical Babes · 10-24-2003, 05:46 PM

I thought it was cute

cezam · 10-24-2003, 05:52 PM

well i can spell czechoslovakia

Furious_Female · 10-24-2003, 06:45 PM

I thought it was funny and it was new to me

klik · 10-24-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cezam
well i can spell czechoslovakia

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michaelw · 10-24-2003, 07:05 PM

NoCarrier · 10-24-2003, 07:23 PM

Sorry, this joke was really boring. I fell asleep at the 2nd sentence. NEXT!

JDog · 10-24-2003, 07:27 PM

That's a good one!

jDoG

Hot Tropical Babes · 10-24-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Sorry, this joke was really boring. I fell asleep at the 2nd sentence. NEXT!

Some one here needs ritalen

Ms. Amp · 10-24-2003, 08:11 PM

I've never heard it and I thought it was funny... and so very true!

Spunky · 10-24-2003, 08:14 PM

10-24-2003, 05:36 PM	#1
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Never make a woman angry A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word ?" her husband asked. "Czechoslovakia." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be Hell to pay later __________________ icq 1904905

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10-24-2003, 07:23 PM	#11
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10-24-2003, 08:11 PM	#14
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