What Kind of Pimp Do You Have to be To get w/Paris Hilton!

[dougeetx]

I was just thinking. Dang! What kind of rap do you have to spit in order to fuck an heiress to a billion dollar fortune? Damn! I mean, there's no way I could get her with, "Hi! My name is Doug. I'm an Aries. I own a little webhosting company down in Dallas. I got an anaconda that will blow your mind!" Just WTF do you say to someone like that in order to fuck her?

[Buff]

You just have to like cracked out looking skinny white chicks. Rich chicks aren't hard to get with. Prudes are hard to get with.

[cezam]

"i sale crack"

[brothenberg]

isn't it more like he who has the best blow that night gets one in return?

[ytcracker]

i dont know

maybe he had love potion number 9 or mambo #5

[FrankWhite]

Originally posted by dougeetx
I was just thinking. Dang! What kind of rap do you have to spit in order to fuck an heiress to a billion dollar fortune? Damn! I mean, there's no way I could get her with, "Hi! My name is Doug. I'm an Aries. I own a little webhosting company down in Dallas. I got an anaconda that will blow your mind!" Just WTF do you say to someone like that in order to fuck her?

she will not fuck NON celebrity people, she is after fame,thats why she was getting boned by this solomon dood.

[EZRhino]

All you have to do is dominate her and treat her like shit and she'll fuck you all day long.

[Reak]

verry sexy

[Juicy D. Links]

A juicyyyyyyyyy pimp

[doober]

[SR]

Originally posted by juicylinks


A juicyyyyyyyyy pimp

[sunny-leone]

Originally posted by EZRhino
All you have to do is dominate her and treat her like shit and she'll fuck you all day long.

Hey there

Thats not always true with girls. One day you'll meet a nice girl and if you do that you might loose something special. I know that from experience. Most of us girls see that stuff right away. Its a girls choice to have sex because if she doesn't want any well your not getting it.

But then you are right in some cases girls are just stupid. Its a case by case basis.

Sunny Leone

[TheGoldenChild]

Hi Sunny

Miss you already kid
SoCal will never be the same


How is Seattle?

[TheLegacy]

I got the name of the guy who is Paris Hiltons pimp - Howard Johnson

[KRL]

One of the biggest misconceptions around.

Wealthy girls, celebs, and gorgeous models all have to deal with this problem that guys think they aren't approachable. Many of them lead very lonely "can't get a date" lives as a result.

These types of girls crave attention and you just have to have the balls to go up to them and treat them like you would any other girl, and not like something that can't be had.

If you saw my ex-wife you'd die, she's beyond a perfect 10, just an absolutely mesmerizing and breathtaking beauty, and yet up to her late 20's when I married her she had only been with 2 other guys to that point. She would have guys staring at her in clubs, and out and about, but none would come up to her. They just felt intimidated. The funny thing is she is the exact opposite personality speaking and totally easy to talk to.

Funny thing before I met her I had seen her modeling in a magazine ad a couple years prior and I actually cut the ad out and saved it, I was so taken with her looks, and said to myself, damn that is what I want, but thought yeh right like I could ever hookup with someone that one of a kind exceptional with my regular looks and figuring she probably had a zillion other guys on the table trying to win her heart.

But as fate would have it, I saw her in person a couple years later and my heart was beating like a million miles a minute thinking OMG that's her. Not many things intimidate me, but she did, and I had to gather all my balls to go up to her and start a conversation, expecting that it could be the most ego devasting rejection of my whole life. But I did it and she was so incredibly cool and we talked for what seemed like hours. And the amazing part she was just coming out of a relationship and was available.
I started to think OK I must be dreaming this whole thing. But it was the real deal, and we started dating and just hit it off instantly.

[Cirrus]

Originally posted by KRL
One of the biggest misconceptions around.

Wealthy girls, celebs, and gorgeous models all have to deal with this problem that guys think they aren't approachable. Many of them lead very lonely "can't get a date" lives as a result.

These types of girls crave attention and you just have to have the balls to go up to them and treat them like you would any other girl, and not like something that can't be had.

If you saw my ex-wife you'd die, she's beyond a perfect 10, just an absolutely mesmerizing and breathtaking beauty, and yet up to her late 20's when I married her she had only been with 2 other guys to that point. She would have guys staring at her in clubs, and out and about, but none would come up to her. They just felt intimidated. The funny thing is she is the exact opposite personality speaking and totally easy to talk to.

Funny thing before I met her I had seen her modeling in a magazine ad a couple years prior and I actually cut the ad out and saved it, I was so taken with her looks, and said to myself, damn that is what I want, but thought yeh right like I could ever hookup with someone that one of a kind exceptional with my regular looks and figuring she probably had a zillion other guys on the table trying to win her heart.

But as fate would have it, I saw her in person a couple years later and my heart was beating like a million miles a minute thinking OMG that's her. Not many things intimidate me, but she did, and I had to gather all my balls to go up to her and start a conversation, expecting that it could be the most ego devasting rejection of my whole life. But I did it and she was so incredibly cool and we talked for what seemed like hours. And the amazing part she was just coming out of a relationship and was available.
I started to think OK I must be dreaming this whole thing. But it was the real deal, and we started dating and just hit it off instantly.

you remind me of Don Corleone

[dougeetx]

Originally posted by juicylinks


A juicyyyyyyyyy pimp

Juicy,

You are to much bro! LOL!

[Pipecrew]

Originally posted by KRL
One of the biggest misconceptions around.

Wealthy girls, celebs, and gorgeous models all have to deal with this problem that guys think they aren't approachable. Many of them lead very lonely "can't get a date" lives as a result.

These types of girls crave attention and you just have to have the balls to go up to them and treat them like you would any other girl, and not like something that can't be had.

If you saw my ex-wife you'd die, she's beyond a perfect 10, just an absolutely mesmerizing and breathtaking beauty, and yet up to her late 20's when I married her she had only been with 2 other guys to that point. She would have guys staring at her in clubs, and out and about, but none would come up to her. They just felt intimidated. The funny thing is she is the exact opposite personality speaking and totally easy to talk to.

Funny thing before I met her I had seen her modeling in a magazine ad a couple years prior and I actually cut the ad out and saved it, I was so taken with her looks, and said to myself, damn that is what I want, but thought yeh right like I could ever hookup with someone that one of a kind exceptional with my regular looks and figuring she probably had a zillion other guys on the table trying to win her heart.

But as fate would have it, I saw her in person a couple years later and my heart was beating like a million miles a minute thinking OMG that's her. Not many things intimidate me, but she did, and I had to gather all my balls to go up to her and start a conversation, expecting that it could be the most ego devasting rejection of my whole life. But I did it and she was so incredibly cool and we talked for what seemed like hours. And the amazing part she was just coming out of a relationship and was available.
I started to think OK I must be dreaming this whole thing. But it was the real deal, and we started dating and just hit it off instantly.

Thats awesome, too bad she's an ex now!



And Paris Hilton was seen fucking some highschool kid like a month ago, so its not like she just goes for fame (directed to the guy saying she is out for status)

[Timbo]

Originally posted by KRL
One of the biggest misconceptions around.

Wealthy girls, celebs, and gorgeous models all have to deal with this problem that guys think they aren't approachable. Many of them lead very lonely "can't get a date" lives as a result.

These types of girls crave attention and you just have to have the balls to go up to them and treat them like you would any other girl, and not like something that can't be had.

If you saw my ex-wife you'd die, she's beyond a perfect 10, just an absolutely mesmerizing and breathtaking beauty, and yet up to her late 20's when I married her she had only been with 2 other guys to that point. She would have guys staring at her in clubs, and out and about, but none would come up to her. They just felt intimidated. The funny thing is she is the exact opposite personality speaking and totally easy to talk to.

Funny thing before I met her I had seen her modeling in a magazine ad a couple years prior and I actually cut the ad out and saved it, I was so taken with her looks, and said to myself, damn that is what I want, but thought yeh right like I could ever hookup with someone that one of a kind exceptional with my regular looks and figuring she probably had a zillion other guys on the table trying to win her heart.

But as fate would have it, I saw her in person a couple years later and my heart was beating like a million miles a minute thinking OMG that's her. Not many things intimidate me, but she did, and I had to gather all my balls to go up to her and start a conversation, expecting that it could be the most ego devasting rejection of my whole life. But I did it and she was so incredibly cool and we talked for what seemed like hours. And the amazing part she was just coming out of a relationship and was available.
I started to think OK I must be dreaming this whole thing. But it was the real deal, and we started dating and just hit it off instantly.

Killer story

[KRL]

Originally posted by Pipecrew



Thats awesome, too bad she's an ex now!



And Paris Hilton was seen fucking some highschool kid like a month ago, so its not like she just goes for fame (directed to the guy saying she is out for status)

We got along best dating, living together, and how we are now as ex's. Being married was fun for about half of it, but after we had our son and the whole family thing came into play, it changed her. But we've known each other for coming up on 17 years in January and she is, besides my son, the closest and most special person in my life and we get along greater than ever.

[Tuga]

Originally posted by juicylinks


A juicyyyyyyyyy pimp

That sould do it.

[Plan9]

Paris hilton is dating the lead singer of the shitty "punk" band Sum 41:

[BVF]

I'll approach anybody...As long as she isn't married, i'll try to hit on her...I would approach paris hilton in a minute but there's no way you could walk up to her and approach her on the street...You have to already be in a social gathering where she is attending and THEN you might have a shot at her while getting some finger sandwiches and champagne...

Think of the Porn conventions...Most of these people are so used to being around each other that it's no thing to bump into a porn star at the bar and give her a hug and a booty pinch...It's nothing to us because we are in that realm and in that social setting....Think if the average fat bald porn paying surfer had the opportunity to talk to and lick on a porn star...He's nut in his shorts...But because he isn't within that realm of the industry, he doesn't even know how to go about doing something like that..

I'm about to bequeath on you...the common white girl loving negro the formula for getting Paris:

Move to New York and get a nice spot in Manhattan...
Get a nice ride...nothing less than a benz....
a nice wardrobe..even if you only wear the shit to the functions, and wear sweatpants the rest of the time, you gotta have some gear..
I don't know how proper your english is but if it isn't perfect, work on it..You don't have to sound "white" but use your words correctly...
Plenty of Money to spend to get into the "right" clubs where she would hang at..
Plenty of fucking time to socialize...Since you work in hosting, I don't know what kind of hours they work

Hang out for about a year on the scene...Get into the little fashion shows and the after parties and make sure you're always sharp...Then draw some of the lesser white girls and fuck the hell out of a few of them...Get them bitches to talking amongst themselves...Then maybe you can get invited to some private parties by one of those hoes...All you need to do is get near even the LEAST important person who could bring you in the circle of Paris...And you know they don't like us Negroes in their homes so you might not get any further than the vip section of the nightclub..

Then once you've fucked a few of those white bitches and got them all over you and after a year has passed....Get ready to hit on paris.....She's seen you for awhile and you've made eye contact with her for awhile...And after all of the thousands of dollars and months of time you spent...

MAYBE ..Just Maybe she would let a Negro approach her without either
1. Running away from you because your black face scares a frail rich white girl like her to death....(This happens to me so I know)
2. Having Security throw your black ass out of the door..

Move to New York and Let us know what happened.....

[Deepsy1]

tell her .. deepsy sent ya

[hottoddy]

Originally posted by Plan9
Paris hilton is dating the lead singer of the shitty "punk" band Sum 41:

That kinda looks like what Paris is doing toward the end of the video.

[Mr.Fiction]

Originally posted by KRL


We got along best dating, living together, and how we are now as ex's. Being married was fun for about half of it, but after we had our son and the whole family thing came into play, it changed her. But we've known each other for coming up on 17 years in January and she is, besides my son, the closest and most special person in my life and we get along greater than ever.

[Undutchable]

It's as easy as this.

You don't need a fucking benz, know all the right people or be famous. Sure, it might help, but it's not required at all.

EVERY girl, from the ugliest skank to the prettiest rich daddy's girl wants to get fucked. There are no exceptions. If she's straight and she's old enough, she'll want to fuck. Getting a woman to fuck is like getting a hungry man to eat.

All you need is a strong rap, balls to approach her and just treat her exactly the same as you would approaching any other girl. You give off a sexual vibe and put her in the right mood and you're in there, I don't give a fuck if it's Paris Hilton or Mother Mary

Exceptions apply, you can't look like Steve Urkel or anything but it's not as hard as you would think. KRL's story is living proof

[Neriah Davis]

Originally posted by Undutchable


All you need is a strong rap, balls to approach her and just treat her exactly the same as you would approaching any other girl. You give off a sexual vibe and put her in the right mood and you're in there, I don't give a fuck if it's Paris Hilton or Mother Mary

Exceptions apply, you can't look like Steve Urkel or anything but it's not as hard as you would think. KRL's story is living proof

Exactly! Spoken like a true man....ya need balls, boys, that's all you need

[BVF]

Originally posted by Undutchable
All you need is a strong rap, balls to approach her and just treat her exactly the same as you would approaching any other girl.

True....you can have balls of steel...but if you're not "in", you won't even get past her security...Paris hilton is in the elite of the elite...the chances of you being in the same building as her is remote...but if you can get a chance to get close to her, by all means, use the steel balls to reel the hoe in

[Richard - Triplexcash]

I don't have a clue how to get girls like that, I'm too busy fucking the poor bitches ;)

[ytcracker]

Originally posted by BVF
I'll approach anybody...As long as she isn't married......

you have 110% more honor than a lot of guys i know.

much respect.

[Maximillion]

Originally posted by Undutchable
Getting a woman to fuck is like getting a hungry man to eat.

Laughin my ass off at that one!