What's a funny line for a Gay Men's t-shirt? - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:37 PM

Need some ideas.

tootie · 12-22-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Need some ideas.

How about "The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt!"

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

How about "The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt!"

Hey that's pretty clever. Nice!!!

tootie · 12-22-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

Hey that's pretty clever. Nice!!!

Thanks. I'm usually not quite so witty, but I'm in a good mood tonight.

Tala · 12-22-2003, 11:40 PM

"If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Roll Over."

GTS Mark · 12-22-2003, 11:41 PM

"Got Dick?"

DH

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
"If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Roll Over."

That's a riot Tala!!!!

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
"Got Dick?"

DH

OMG That's a catchy one!

stevecore · 12-22-2003, 11:44 PM

Tala · 12-22-2003, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore

tootie · 12-22-2003, 11:47 PM

How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

"If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"

Tala · 12-22-2003, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

That's a riot Tala!!!!

Thank you, thank you. Next consultation is free when you buy two more.

Tala · 12-22-2003, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by tootie
How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

"If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"

Or maybe even (still in small letters near the bottom) "Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove."

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Thank you, thank you. Next consultation is free when you buy two more.

Don't worry, I'm writing down the name of the creators here and I'm very generous.

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Or maybe even (still in small letters near the bottom) "Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove."

You're very creative indeed Tal!

gornyhuy · 12-22-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore

Fucking hilarious.

How about these:
-May I push in your stool?
-The anal rapist took my dreams and rectum.
-BOTTOM
-TOP
-BUTCH
-All I need is the common decency of a reach-around
-My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
-(front)How do you know your roomate is gay?
(back)His dick tastes like shit.

12-22-2003, 11:51 PM

"I'm gay and can't wait to fuck you up the ass"

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

Fucking hilarious.

How about these:
-May I push in your stool?
-The anal rapist took my dreams and rectum.
-BOTTOM
-TOP
-BUTCH
-All I need is the common decency of a reach-around
-My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
-(front)How do you know your roomate is gay?
(back)His dick tastes like shit.

Is that a real shirt or photoshopped?

gornyhuy · 12-22-2003, 11:53 PM

looks very photoshopped to me!

Paul Markham · 12-22-2003, 11:53 PM

Is that your $5 bill on the floor?

Sorry it's early and that's the best I can do.

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

-My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

chowda · 12-22-2003, 11:54 PM

"OMG Let's decorate"

gornyhuy · 12-22-2003, 11:54 PM

How 'bout

front: B.O.C.
back: BALLS ON CHIN

12-22-2003, 11:54 PM

"You say you're straight, but let's see what a few beers does to you"

12-22-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
"OMG Let's decorate"

12-22-2003, 11:56 PM

"I love da cock"

Holly · 12-22-2003, 11:56 PM

Don't forget "A Hard Man is Good To Find"

Oldie, but a goodie.

tootie · 12-22-2003, 11:57 PM

"I like hot dogs, popsicles, pickles, bananas and... are you seeing a trend here?"

KRL · 12-22-2003, 11:58 PM

Wow, the creativity is flowing magnificently!!

Tala · 12-22-2003, 11:59 PM

"It only hurts the first time"

"YES. I'M GAY."

"This shirt is almost as gay as I am."

"Tropical Fruit"

"GAYBAIT"

"Yes I'm gay. You may run in fear and loathing now."

"Well just paint me gay!"

tootie · 12-22-2003, 11:59 PM

"Support Our Troops" in big letters, then in smaller letters underneath:

"They just look so darned cute in those uniforms!"

Jamdin · 12-23-2003, 12:00 AM

"Man Lover - And Proud of it!"

"I open the door to my closet! Why don't you!"

"I kiss hairy men so why did you shave?"

"I give Bears free hugs!"

"Me Tarzan, You Tarzan"

"You're my co-pilot"

"I drive the Hershey Highway nightly"

"Kiss Me, I'm Gay"

"Swear words will never pass my lips but your dick will"

"You can keep your pussy, I'll take cock"

"I'm with stud --->"

"<--- I'm his stud"

"Bud slaps my sausage"

"Bud goes great with warm weiners"

"Rear entry: Men only!"

"Men without hats need to apply in the rear"

"Bring the lube"

"Jack be nimble but he's not that quick"

"Jack jumped while I flashed him"

"I Blow"

"You Suck?"

"Men were made to sixty-nine"

"I'm a pole-cat"

"FAG: Fabulous and Gay"

"Queer Folk"

"Bury your bone in my rear"

"I spew in back doors"

Tala · 12-23-2003, 12:00 AM

Itty bitty lettering at the bottom hem of the shirt: "While you're down there..."

gornyhuy · 12-23-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Wow, the creativity is flowing magnificently!!

Have fun fellers, I'm going to bed.
Let us know what you come up with KRL...

Tala · 12-23-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by tootie
"Support Our Troops" in big letters, then in smaller letters underneath:

"They just look so darned cute in those uniforms!"

tootie · 12-23-2003, 12:02 AM

"It's raining men and I'm a bucket!"

Spunky · 12-23-2003, 12:02 AM

Rectum Breath

Tala · 12-23-2003, 12:02 AM

"Parking in Rear."

EZRhino · 12-23-2003, 12:03 AM

Creativity is a flowin

Tala · 12-23-2003, 12:04 AM

"First-Class Overnight Male"

"I ran out of closets."

chowda · 12-23-2003, 12:05 AM

She does like anal, but i sure do!

Katlicious72 · 12-23-2003, 12:06 AM

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tootie · 12-23-2003, 12:11 AM

"I left the back door open for you."

"No lionesses allowed! My pride is all lions."

"Hey, lady! My boyfriend can beat up your boyfriend (and he's cuter, too!)"

"When in doubt, ask me out."

"Single and looking. Studs only need apply."

"Hey, Mr. Fireman! If I set my house on fire will you come over and squirt me with your hose?"

tootie · 12-23-2003, 12:15 AM

"It's good to be the queen."

"I am a man and I am queen of my castle."

"I'm the Queen of Clubs. Wanna go dancing?"

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Materialist · 12-23-2003, 12:17 AM

Straight as a Rainbow

xxxdesign-net · 12-23-2003, 12:18 AM

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chowda · 12-23-2003, 12:19 AM

Hi my name is juicylinks

AWC · 12-23-2003, 12:19 AM

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Eric · 12-23-2003, 12:20 AM

"If you hammer a few nails it doesn't make you a carpenter"

"You're not gay if you only stick the head in"

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