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EscortBiz · 12-29-2003, 01:05 PM

Just did it for kicks

She says my cat wants a girlfriend and that he is very happy that I feed him allot.

Overal she said the cat is happy with me.

Was cool

WebTitan · 12-29-2003, 01:06 PM

i am sure there are some on here that want to make sure their pets NEVER 'talk'...lol

doober · 12-29-2003, 01:07 PM

TurboAngel · 12-29-2003, 01:08 PM

Sounds cool, will you be on the show?

twistyneck · 12-29-2003, 01:08 PM

So your fat cat humped her leg?

Shok · 12-29-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

She says my cat wants a girlfriend and that he is very happy that I feed him allot.

EscortBiz · 12-29-2003, 01:11 PM

was a local women that says shes a pet psychic not the one on TV

TurboAngel · 12-29-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
was a local women that says shes a pet psychic not the one on TV

I thought we all would get to see ya on TV.

Tera · 12-29-2003, 01:15 PM

hmmm I want a pet psychic to come to my house now, I want to hear how much my cats love me. I think my cats are happy that I feed them a lot, they have no balls so they probably dont' want to be embarassed by a girlfriend.

Shok · 12-29-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tera
hmmm I want a pet psychic to come to my house now, I want to hear how much my cats love me. I think my cats are happy that I feed them a lot, they have no balls so they probably dont' want to be embarassed by a girlfriend.

Deep down your cats hate you. They can't wait until you slip and fall in the shower so they can make fancy feast out of you.

Rictor · 12-29-2003, 01:21 PM

That pet psychic show is fucking hilarious.

Ever see The Simpsons where the pet shop clerk did dog mind meld to find out what was wrong with Santa's Little Helper? They walked out of the store with a car load of crap the clerk told them the dog wanted.

Mutt · 12-29-2003, 01:36 PM

i have somebody who'd like to talk to the Pet Psychic.

C-Bass · 12-29-2003, 01:40 PM

Maybe this is an indication of who truly needs the help....

- AFN - · 12-29-2003, 01:40 PM

I wonder what the pet psychic will say about my dog?

emthree · 12-29-2003, 01:49 PM

If they could really read/talk to the animals, you would at least think the animals would somewhat concentrate on them or glance them in the eyes...I've yet to see this

Head · 12-29-2003, 01:55 PM

I could have told you that!

Sarah_Jayne · 12-29-2003, 02:06 PM

Sometimes I wish I had the balls to set myself up as something like a pet psychic or a feng shui specialist..something that takes advantage of people with too much money (not you, I know you did it for kicks) but something always stops me.

Holly · 12-29-2003, 02:48 PM

God I hope this is another one of your board jokes.

nathan_f · 12-29-2003, 02:52 PM

So skeletor comes over, saw your cat was overweight and still had its balls, and told you in a different way. I could have come over and done the same.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	That pet psychic show is fucking hilarious. Ever see The Simpsons where the pet shop clerk did dog mind meld to find out what was wrong with Santa's Little Helper? They walked out of the store with a car load of crap the clerk told them the dog wanted.

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emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	If they could really read/talk to the animals, you would at least think the animals would somewhat concentrate on them or glance them in the eyes...I've yet to see this

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	I could have told you that! __________________

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Sometimes I wish I had the balls to set myself up as something like a pet psychic or a feng shui specialist..something that takes advantage of people with too much money (not you, I know you did it for kicks) but something always stops me.

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nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	So skeletor comes over, saw your cat was overweight and still had its balls, and told you in a different way. I could have come over and done the same.