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Old 12-29-2003, 01:42 PM   #1
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Table 31: No Pussies, No Whiners, No Sissies, No Crybabies, No Ugly People....
If you want to play poker in the tournament at my table, you best be ready for some mad shit-talking. And when I send your rootie poo candy ass packing for the day, don't whine about bad luck or how distracting my stunning good looks were -- just gather your shit and hit the trail, pussy!

Table 31: No Assclowns allowed (except for me)!

Think you have what it takes to knock the Mateo Express off the tracks?

Think again, you gerbil-stuffing fairy!
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:44 PM   #2
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Anyone ever tell you, you look like ba-ba-booey from Howard Stern? Just an observation
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:46 PM   #3
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Anyone ever tell you, you look like ba-ba-booey from Howard Stern? Just an observation
Only some suicidal guy.
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:48 PM   #4
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Only some suicidal guy.
Don't bring your mother into this, it was a simple question
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:48 PM   #5
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:50 PM   #6
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Don't bring your mother into this, it was a simple question
My teeth aren't half the size of his anyway. Which table are you at?
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:02 PM   #7
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Let's go, sissies -- no one wants to face the Buffster in a drawdown? I'll come all in over the top on ya, just like I did your sister/girlfriend the other night!

Come get the beatdown on Table 31! Asswhuppin' dispensed free of charge!
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:04 PM   #8
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If you want to play poker in the tournament at my table, you best be ready for some mad shit-talking. And when I send your rootie poo candy ass packing for the day, don't whine about bad luck or how distracting my stunning good looks were -- just gather your shit and hit the trail, pussy!

Table 31: No Assclowns allowed (except for me)!

Think you have what it takes to knock the Mateo Express off the tracks?

Think again, you gerbil-stuffing fairy!
HAHAHA you are a legend in your own mind
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:07 PM   #9
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HAHAHA you are a legend in your own mind
You know it! And after the tournament, I will be a legend in your mind too!

I plan on distracting my opponents by whipping out my 14 inch cock to intimidate them when I think they're bluffing.
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:08 PM   #10
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Oh.. no ugly people... that leaves me out

I'd end up with all your money anyway.... I can play some poker.
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:10 PM   #11
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You know it! And after the tournament, I will be a legend in your mind too!

I plan on distracting my opponents by whipping out my 14 inch cock to intimidate them when I think they're bluffing.

Mark the "Bluff" Mateo
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:10 PM   #12
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Oh.. no ugly people... that leaves me out
The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:12 PM   #13
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The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.
I can expect that you will be wearing a bag then Mark
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:13 PM   #14
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The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.
Hey! Its not their fault they are ugly, the goverment should of neutered their parents...
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:14 PM   #15
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Hey! Its not their fault they are ugly, the goverment should of neutered their parents...
I like how you think. Join up for table 31.
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:16 PM   #16
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Table 31 will be easy to spot for it will be the only table with Buff playing by himself...
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Table 31 will be easy to spot for it will be the only table with Buff playing by himself...
Just because your ugly, doesnt meen ALL webmasters are.
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:21 PM   #18
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I like how you think. Join up for table 31.
Appreciate the gesture , Im not going to be making it to vegas though.. I have to be in canada during that time
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:23 PM   #19
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So if one isnt sure he/she is an assclown, then they probably are?
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:29 PM   #20
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:36 PM   #21
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P.T. Barnum!
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:46 PM   #22
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Damn, that filled up Table 31 fast!

* Buff - PureCash
* John Chennavasin - TopBucks Webmaster
* Chris DeYoung - Joana Jet
* Joana Jet - Joana Jet
* Fletcher - Perfection Cash
* Joel Raes - Boob Dollars
* aquaman - Playboy
* Koni Raes - Boob Dollars
* Curt Crowdis - Boob Dollars
* Gavin Linde - Boob Dollars
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The only exception is for people who want to wear a bag over their head -- but the eyeholes can't be so big that I can see too much of their ugly ass mugs. Ugly people are like trainwrecks -- very distracting.
How about a hat and dark sunglasses?
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Damn, that filled up Table 31 fast!

* Buff - PureCash
* John Chennavasin - TopBucks Webmaster
* Chris DeYoung - Joana Jet
* Joana Jet - Joana Jet
* Fletcher - Perfection Cash
* Joel Raes - Boob Dollars
* aquaman - Playboy
* Koni Raes - Boob Dollars
* Curt Crowdis - Boob Dollars
* Gavin Linde - Boob Dollars
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Table 10 and Table 31 just don't mix.
You got that right...we are cool and you are queer
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You got that right...we are cool and you are queer
You guys have gerbil nests in your rectums, and we have sex with women.
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I think I'll be hanging around table 30
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I'll just watch...It's safer that way..
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You guys have gerbil nests in your rectums, and we have sex with women.

Hey I have an idea for a new reality site... hit me up on icq 1904905 you have the attitude to pull it off
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now I wish I was on your table I would spank you
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Hey I have an idea for a new reality site... hit me up on icq 1904905 you have the attitude to pull it off
A great-looking guy talks shit to chicks and pulls a ton of ass? I can do that.
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A great-looking guy talks shit to chicks and pulls a ton of ass? I can do that.

Im serious this hasn't been done yet that I know of...
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