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I AM WEB 2.0
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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I want a pet monkey!
who here is able to send me a pet monkey, preferably he would be able to drink/fetch me beer, but i would prefer if he drank beer and maybe wore a tiny hat.
i am willing to pay top dollar for someone who can sell me a monkey that can or is trained to do these tasks. i will also pay extra if he can play a few tunes on a banjo. who here can get me a monkey? below is what i am looking for: ![]() |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Just exactly how much pot have you smoked tonight? |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: EU
Posts: 6,103
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Can I dress as that monkey and you pay me?
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I AM WEB 2.0
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would u not like a pet monkey that would fetch u things or play u a tune!? i would not leave my house if i had a monkey that played the banjo, wat would be the point? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 252
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a helper monkey would be cool, go get the mail helper monkey, deposit them checks helper monkey, life would be easy
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: South Of Heaven™
Posts: 3,880
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I will sell you battuss for
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