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Old 02-02-2004, 02:02 AM   #1
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I want a pet monkey!

who here is able to send me a pet monkey, preferably he would be able to drink/fetch me beer, but i would prefer if he drank beer and maybe wore a tiny hat.

i am willing to pay top dollar for someone who can sell me a monkey that can or is trained to do these tasks.

i will also pay extra if he can play a few tunes on a banjo.

who here can get me a monkey? below is what i am looking for:

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Old 02-02-2004, 02:04 AM   #2
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who here is able to send me a pet monkey, preferably he would be able to drink/fetch me beer, but i would prefer if he drank beer and maybe wore a tiny hat.

i am willing to pay top dollar for someone who can sell me a monkey that can or is trained to do these tasks.

i will also pay extra if he can play a few tunes on a banjo.

who here can get me a monkey? below is what i am looking for:

Just exactly how much pot have you smoked tonight?
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:04 AM   #3
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Can I dress as that monkey and you pay me?
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:05 AM   #4
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Just exactly how much pot have you smoked tonight?
none i rarley smoke weed anymore, makes me less creative when i have design to do.

would u not like a pet monkey that would fetch u things or play u a tune!?

i would not leave my house if i had a monkey that played the banjo, wat would be the point?
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:06 AM   #5
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Just exactly how much pot have you smoked tonight?
Hi Aaron. Win any moolah on the superbowl?
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:15 AM   #6
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a helper monkey would be cool, go get the mail helper monkey, deposit them checks helper monkey, life would be easy
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:21 AM   #7
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Hi Aaron. Win any moolah on the superbowl?
Nope. I don't watch much hockey.
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Old 02-02-2004, 02:54 AM   #8
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I will sell you battuss for
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