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02-20-2004, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
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Upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0, bad idea?
Its a little long for those with short attention spans, but worth the read!
 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ************************************************** ************************** REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
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02-20-2004, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: internet
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02-20-2004, 09:57 AM
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Location: Sacramento
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Shit...how old is this? I would guess at least 7 years.
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02-20-2004, 09:59 AM
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
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an oldie but a goodie...
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02-20-2004, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
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thats some funny shit.
it doesn't mention that pain killers 2.0 and Jack Daniels 7.0 are good ways to deal with wife 1.0 |
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02-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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Location: Canby, OR
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Damn, that's old but still funny as hell! jDoG
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02-20-2004, 11:44 AM
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Location: Virginia
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That is too funny, I like alot
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02-20-2004, 12:16 PM
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i read that on another board just a few hours ago. not bad
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02-20-2004, 12:17 PM
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Location: toronto
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lmfao. thats so fucking funny.
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02-20-2004, 12:22 PM
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oldie but goodie
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02-20-2004, 12:26 PM
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Haha, finally something funny and worth reading, even if an oldie
This one's worth emailing my wife..
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02-20-2004, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: UKStyle.UKFlow
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good stuff !
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02-20-2004, 06:23 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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old goodie
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