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CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:42 AM

... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak.

You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak?

Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon.

If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

Stewie · 02-27-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

Agree 100% - it is my favorite thing to do, and I never get enough!

Ironhorse · 02-27-2004, 12:45 AM

I've been waking up lately thinking about this very thing in a super creative way. It's been way too long for me

Rhino22 · 02-27-2004, 12:45 AM

What if it smells like tuna?

laura99 · 02-27-2004, 12:46 AM

*sigh*

macker · 02-27-2004, 12:46 AM

You made me wanna run into my ladies room and lick her piss flaps like there's no tomorrow. Well done.

Problem is, she's on her period and I'm not into eating that too

Ironhorse · 02-27-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rhino22
What if it smells like tuna?

I had that dish once, this girl was real nasty, I thought I was going to pass out, my manhood certainly did

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by Rhino22
What if it smells like tuna?

Tongue bath it.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
I had that dish once, this girl was real nasty, I thought I was going to pass out, my manhood certainly did

When it's that rank you haul her ass to the shower and wash her down. Nothing like a nice soap massage anyway. Most women would agree that a pair of big soapy hands all over them is heaven.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by macker
You made me wanna run into my ladies room and lick her piss flaps like there's no tomorrow. Well done.

LMAO!!

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Originally posted by macker
Problem is, she's on her period and I'm not into eating that too

Solution: give her a whole body tonguing, then zero in on her clit only, steering clear of the flaps. Work that button till her head caves in.

Get to it.

nosey · 02-27-2004, 12:55 AM

gotta lick it be4 ya stick it

kowntafit · 02-27-2004, 12:55 AM

Nicely said CDsmith.

nofx · 02-27-2004, 12:56 AM

I love to eat pussy when I am drunk. I get all crazy and explorative hehe

02-27-2004, 12:57 AM

::wipes the pussy juice off of my face::

Did somebody mention eating pussy?!

Shoehorn! · 02-27-2004, 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by overlord

Agree 100% - it is my favorite thing to do, and I never get enough!

I am the same way. The only thing better is 69ing.

JensMoviePost · 02-27-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

Damn straight!

Tight · 02-27-2004, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak.

You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak?

Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon.

If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

Totally agree. That shit is money!!

Stewie · 02-27-2004, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by nosey
gotta lick it be4 ya stick it

Ironhorse · 02-27-2004, 01:15 AM

Many times I've volunteered tounge services only to my lady, thankfully she also likes to return the favor

I am getting together with her this weekend after 7 months of separation, pray for me!

Kassidy · 02-27-2004, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak.

You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak?

Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon.

If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

I think I love you

SomeCreep · 02-27-2004, 01:17 AM

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Kassidy
I think I love you

The really ironic part of it all is that I have been single for the past year and a half. My next girlfriend is going to get put through her paces.

MetaMan · 02-27-2004, 01:24 AM

did u say lick it? ya il fuckin lick it, aint no shame in my game because shit just aint the same let em swing on my dick and just put ur mouth on my brain.

Ironhorse · 02-27-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The really ironic part of it all is that I have been single for the past year and a half. My next girlfriend is going to get put through her paces.

Haha, that explains this post

daydreaming?

VeriSexy · 02-27-2004, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak.

You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak?

Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon.

If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

You sure know how to treat a woman

Babagirls · 02-27-2004, 01:43 AM

i miss being bi

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Haha, that explains this post daydreaming?

No. Telling it like it is. Like it ought to be. I remain single because I choose not to settle, but to wait for a keeper, for one that when I'm away from her for any length of time I'll want to rush home and pin her down and feast until the neighbors call the cops. A one-night bar ho just won't do.

Real men prefer the real deal.

wdsguy · 02-27-2004, 02:23 AM

I love the pussy yo

dunefield · 02-27-2004, 02:27 AM

amen... wise words...

rip raster · 02-27-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
i miss being bi

You shouldn't miss out on anything, don't deprive yourself of the pleasures of the pussy

boardersweetie · 02-27-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The really ironic part of it all is that I have been single for the past year and a half. My next girlfriend is going to get put through her paces.

Where have you been all my life?

kios · 02-27-2004, 02:33 AM

Havent you guys seen Sopranos season 1???

Then you should know a real man dont eat pussy.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by kios
Havent you guys seen Sopranos season 1???

Then you should know a real man dont eat pussy.

Who you gonna believe, me, or a fat quido with a gun and a 6 pound a day spagetti addiction?

Jamdin · 02-27-2004, 11:32 AM

Don't forget to finish up with a counterclockwise swirl

Ross · 02-27-2004, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep

jact · 02-27-2004, 11:37 AM

I don't like it when men go feminist.

body · 02-27-2004, 11:37 AM

Good words Smith

I agree 100%, you must love your wifes pussy, like god

LeeNoga · 02-27-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Rhino22
What if it smells like tuna?

She has issues to deal with.

Lev · 02-27-2004, 11:38 AM

I think eating pussy is wrong

joshuawk · 02-27-2004, 11:39 AM

Disgusting.

become a millionare and let girls be LUCKY to suck on your
dick or toss them to the fuckin curb and get a new bitch
every week.

get two bitches and make them eat each others pussies.

im not eating nasty stinkbox.
thats sick.

eating pussy is for women only. they're the ones who are
experts on stinkbox.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by jact
I don't like it when men go feminist.

Eating pussy has nothing to do with being feminist. It has to do with devouring your woman like a man should.

Manly men devour their woman's pussy.

liquidmoe · 02-27-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
i miss being bi

This chick I'm seeing but not seeing says the same. She hasn't been with a girl for a while and she doesnt want to be in a relationship with one, but she just craves to eat some pussy. Not be eaten, because I do that quite nicely for her, just that she wants to return the favor on another woman.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by body
Good words Smith I agree 100%, you must love your wifes pussy, like god

If I had a wife, yes.

sherie · 02-27-2004, 11:42 AM

Preach on my brother!!

AMEN and two thumbs up to you

Ash@phpFX · 02-27-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep

damn i love that photo, no matter how many times i see it its still fucking hilarious

jact · 02-27-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Eating pussy has nothing to do with being feminist. It has to do with devouring your woman like a man should.

Manly men devour their woman's pussy.

Did you hunt down some manly men and interview them CD? You seem to have amassed knowledge on this.

joshuawk · 02-27-2004, 11:44 AM

"she was put on earth to serve men. she may enjoy a hahahaha lick, but deep down she'll lose respect for you then.

only animals you see lickin sex organs are dogs and cats.
females know during their period hahahahas are filthy like rats."

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by joshuawk
Disgusting.

become a millionare and let girls be LUCKY to suck on your
dick or toss them to the fuckin curb and get a new bitch
every week.

get two bitches and make them eat each others pussies.

im not eating nasty stinkbox.
thats sick.

eating pussy is for women only. they're the ones who are
experts on stinkbox.

Translation: mommy ignored me, daddy drank and beat me senseless.

When a real man sees his woman, his dick gets hard and his mouth waters.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by jact
Did you hunt down some manly men and interview them CD? You seem to have amassed knowledge on this.

First-hand knowledge. There are very few of us left.

PiksalDesign · 02-27-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Solution: give her a whole body tonguing, then zero in on her clit only, steering clear of the flaps. Work that button till her head caves in.

Get to it.

Been there done that. If shes just out of the shower, its nothing at all, the problen is there isnt much lube cept your saliva. Still fun, they love it because not only does it feel great, but the love a man whos not afraid to get a little nasty now and then =D

02-27-2004, 12:42 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Real men don't just eat their woman's pussy ... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it. My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak. You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak? Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon. If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it. Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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