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A. They spread for the bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Some one work hard to get this thread closed :1orglaugh

Hi again:glugglug

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

I think they won't end this because it will set a bad precedent.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

hi

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. :mad: :ak47: *-

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yes

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

oki

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

I was working in my lab, late one night

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

My monster from the slab began to rise

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV :eek7 :evil-laug *-

When suddenly, to my surprise

and watches the couch! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

(He did the mash)

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication :eek7 :evil-laug *-

He did the Monster Mash

she put "Hooked on Phonics." :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

(The Monster Mash)

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

It was a graveyard smash

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus :mad: :ak47: *-

(It was a smash)

she took the 22 twice instead. :mad: :ak47: *-

It caught on in a flash

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

He did the Monster Mash

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-