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chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 05:47 AM

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=^..^= · 04-02-2004, 05:50 AM

thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

Trax · 04-02-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

agreed on both points

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

agreed

Babagirls · 04-02-2004, 05:53 AM

i aint even gonna lie......i didnt read all of that.....but i did read that im not hte only one

next time , give us some clipnotes!

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 06:06 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
clipnotes!

see =^..^=

Nicky · 04-02-2004, 06:07 AM

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DR_PHIL · 04-02-2004, 06:09 AM

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$5 submissions · 04-02-2004, 06:09 AM

Awesome and intelligent article.

cool1 · 04-02-2004, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

I agree with both too!
But I am thinking the net would not have been as big a success without the porn

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by coolone
But I am thinking the net would not have been as big a success without the porn

my point exactly

montel · 04-02-2004, 06:18 AM

umm too much!

maxjohan · 04-02-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Awesome and intelligent article.

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Tala · 04-02-2004, 06:27 AM

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Great read! Very well-thought out.

bluff · 04-02-2004, 06:28 AM

porn has been the major driving force behind all transformations that have made the internet to what it is now

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 06:31 AM

I know I'm lazzzzzzzzzzy

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Originally posted by Tala
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Great read! Very well-thought out.

thx

dirtysouth · 04-02-2004, 07:07 AM

Nice read. Reminds me of the Betamax/VHS story.

Devils_Child · 04-02-2004, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thats wayy to much to read

the quick answer is YES
without adult webmasters there WOULD be internet.

I would also have to agree..

chemicaleyes · 04-02-2004, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
Reminds me of the Betamax/VHS story.

lol

04-02-2004, 05:47 AM	#1
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	Where would the internet be without adult webmasters Adult webmasters are always looking for the next best thing. Adult webmasters constantly strive to transform internet communications to internet promotions. Adult webmasters? fascination with promotion is not necessarily bad?adult webmasters pioneered many of the key features that have redefined the internet and made it successful. Adult webmasters were the first to fully exploit the wide promotion range and power of affiliate marketing. Adult webmasters were the first to use streaming video technology on a consistent basis. Many adult webmasters also developed and explored the full possibilities of shockwave and java scrolling ads. The now commonplace popup was an innovation that was first fully appreciated and monetized by adult webmasters. Adult webmasters are the hardy breed of internet pioneers who also heralded the rise of HTML email promotions, intelligent cookie tracking, and ever expanding search engine relevancy algorithm capabilities. While some segments of society may find the subject matter of adult webmasters? sites distasteful, the huge profits to be made from promoting pornography truly brings out the creative geniuses within most adult webmasters. Who else but adult webmasters would think to use Microsoft?s windows media player?s url switching script function to pop up advertisements? Who else but adult webmasters would earn millions copying America Online?s recurring credit card billing membership payment system? Much maligned and greatly misunderstood, adult webmasters have also expanded the limits of online community tools. Adult webmasters learn and exchange information at sites like Porncity, Adult Webmasters World, Go Fuck Yourself, Shut the fuck up, and other related sites. Adult webmasters transform every online communication tool they touch. Just like the pornographic version of Midas, every online communication tool pioneered on the internet is transmuted and shaped by adult webmasters? insatiable need to find bigger, better, and unexploited pools of online traffic. Thanks to adult webmasters, peer to peer networks such as Kazaa now sport gigabytes of hardcore porn. Through adult webmasters? efforts, cooking and recipe email discussion lists at yahoogroups now share server cluster space with tons of porn distribution groups. With adult webmasters? guidance, peer to peer has given way obliviously to porn to porn. Driven by the online gold rush that 35 to 50 dollar affiliate payouts provide, adult webmasters constantly, relentlessly, and methodically push to identify, study, exploit, and conquer every new horizon in online communications. More recent targets that are feeling the wrenching changes effected by adult webmasters? influence are weblogs and Google search engine results. Initially impervious to porno spamming, Google search results have increasingly become riddled with porno links. Regardless of how hard Google fights back or how deftly its spider dances around porno pages, Google is increasingly becoming the tool of adult webmasters. Weblogs have become recent media darlings by Digital Age literati, media cognoscenti, and information hipsters. Unfortunately, blogs have become the unwitting accomplices of adult webmasters in their relentless search for high Google placements. Adult webmasters have designed intelligent robot programs and scripts that place links in sloppily managed blogs and other public message areas. __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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