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zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:42 PM

Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:43 PM

We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:43 PM

A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
"OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:44 PM

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:45 PM

Why don't women blink during foreplay? -There isn't time.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:46 PM

Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?"

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:46 PM

Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:47 PM

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:48 PM

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:48 PM

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:49 PM

Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:49 PM

I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:50 PM

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:50 PM

What do hookers do on their night off: type?

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:51 PM

A hard man is good to find (Mae West).

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:52 PM

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:52 PM

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

beemk · 06-06-2004, 03:52 PM

who won?

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:53 PM

A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:54 PM

He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:54 PM

Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:55 PM

I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:55 PM

We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:56 PM

A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV"

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:57 PM

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:57 PM

Why is sex like a game of bridge? - You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:58 PM

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:58 PM

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 03:59 PM

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:00 PM

I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:00 PM

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:01 PM

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
A hard man is good to find.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:02 PM

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:02 PM

He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can - and that's why we're not."

zentz · 06-06-2004, 04:03 PM

Xenophage · 06-06-2004, 06:51 PM

zents your an animal

Xenophage · 06-06-2004, 06:55 PM

right I am climbing intot eh top 10 posters on this thread I should get a booby prize

Xenophage · 06-07-2004, 11:05 AM

ohh I got the boobie prize

I win

PrivateIvy · 06-07-2004, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
right I am climbing intot eh top 10 posters on this thread I should get a booby prize

what's a booby prize? booby pics?

Maybe if my #'s win , I'll post some booby pics

Ivy

Sean · 06-07-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
what's a booby prize? booby pics?

Maybe if my #'s win , I'll post some booby pics

Ivy

we all hope that you win, we really do

Xenophage · 06-07-2004, 12:55 PM

I guess everyone on gfy voted

cornhusker · 06-07-2004, 01:19 PM

Post

Jennie · 06-07-2004, 01:22 PM

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:43 PM

love me tender... love me so....

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:48 PM

I´ve been the one to party until the end

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:49 PM

lookin' for the afterparty to begin

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:49 PM

I'm going down to lalaland

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:50 PM

I hope to see you soon in lalaland

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:51 PM

Something 'bout those little pills unreal

zentz · 06-07-2004, 03:52 PM

they thrill to you until they kill a million braincells

06-06-2004, 03:42 PM	#751
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06-06-2004, 03:43 PM	#752
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:43 PM	#753
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:44 PM	#754
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:45 PM	#755
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06-06-2004, 03:46 PM	#756
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?" __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:46 PM	#757
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:47 PM	#758
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:48 PM	#759
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:48 PM	#760
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:49 PM	#761
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:49 PM	#762
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:50 PM	#763
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:50 PM	#764
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	What do hookers do on their night off: type? __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:51 PM	#765
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	A hard man is good to find (Mae West). __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:52 PM	#766
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:52 PM	#767
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:52 PM	#768
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	who won? __________________ I host with Vacares

06-06-2004, 03:53 PM	#769
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:54 PM	#770
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:54 PM	#771
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:55 PM	#772
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:55 PM	#773
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	We got new advice as to what motivated men to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:56 PM	#774
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV" __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:57 PM	#775
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:57 PM	#776
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Why is sex like a game of bridge? - You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:58 PM	#777
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:58 PM	#778
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 03:59 PM	#779
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:00 PM	#780
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I always thought music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year and a half it doesn't bother me. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:00 PM	#781
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:01 PM	#782
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. A hard man is good to find. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:02 PM	#783
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:02 PM	#784
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can - and that's why we're not." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-06-2004, 04:03 PM	#785
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	__________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]