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zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:56 AM

16.
Q. What does a blonde do with her hahahaha after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:57 AM

17.
Q. How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's

zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:57 AM

18.
Q. What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:58 AM

19.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:58 AM

20.
Q. Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 03:59 AM

21.
Q. What's the similarity between blondes and carpenters
A. They both have saws in their box

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:00 AM

22.
Q. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
A. Is it mine?

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:00 AM

23.
Q. Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:01 AM

24.
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on a Wednesday

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:02 AM

25.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:02 AM

26.
Q. Why does a blonde drool?
A. Because she is full.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:03 AM

27.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:04 AM

28.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:05 AM

29.
Q. What does the label in a blondes knickers say ?
A. NEXT!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:05 AM

30.
Q. What's the similarity between Robert Maxwell and blondes ?
A. Both go down in Tenerife.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:06 AM

31.
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Red means stop.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:06 AM

32.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicapped spots.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:08 AM

33.
Q. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray?
A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:08 AM

34.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:09 AM

35.
Q. If a blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette ; the blonde would have to stop to ask directions.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:09 AM

36.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:10 AM

37.
Q. What does it mean if you see a blonde with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:10 AM

38.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
A. More head room.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:11 AM

39.
Q. Why don't blondes like pickles?
A. They can't get their head in the jar.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:12 AM

40.
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A. Goes home.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:12 AM

41.
Q. What's the mating call of a blonde?
A. Gosh, I'm so drunk!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:13 AM

42.
Q. What's the mating call of a brunette?
A. Are all the blondes gone?

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:14 AM

43.
Q. What do blondes and computers have in common?
A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:15 AM

44.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a Cream Egg
A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:16 AM

45.
Q. How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A. They are both empty from the neck up.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:16 AM

46.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:17 AM

47.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A. A Golden Retriever!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:17 AM

48.
Q. Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A. They both get fucked when they're on their back.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:18 AM

49.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:18 AM

50.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A. Tits Go In Front.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:19 AM

51.
Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:20 AM

52.
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:20 AM

53.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A "Daaaady, I want to go to Ibiza!"

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:21 AM

54.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a pound coin on the top of her head?
A. All you can eat, under a quid.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:21 AM

55.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you wash vegetables.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:22 AM

56.
Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:23 AM

57.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:23 AM

58.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A. A toilet won't follow you around when you've dumped in it.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:24 AM

59.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:25 AM

60.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Don't tell her to swallow.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:26 AM

61.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:26 AM

62.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:27 AM

63.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:28 AM

64.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. It kept falling out.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:29 AM

65.
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

06-12-2004, 03:56 AM	#851
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	16. Q. What does a blonde do with her hahahaha after sex? A. She takes him down the pub. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 03:57 AM	#852
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	17. Q. How many blondes does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie? A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 03:57 AM	#853
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	18. Q. What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd? A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 03:58 AM	#854
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	19. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 03:58 AM	#855
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	20. Q. Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 03:59 AM	#856
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	21. Q. What's the similarity between blondes and carpenters A. They both have saws in their box __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:00 AM	#857
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	22. Q. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant. A. Is it mine? __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:00 AM	#858
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	23. Q. Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months? A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years" __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:01 AM	#859
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	24. Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on a Wednesday __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:02 AM	#860
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	25. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:02 AM	#861
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	26. Q. Why does a blonde drool? A. Because she is full. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:03 AM	#862
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	27. Q. How do you tell when a blonde is having her period? A. She's only wearing one sock. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:04 AM	#863
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	28. Q. What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? A. You only have to punch information once into a computer. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:05 AM	#864
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	29. Q. What does the label in a blondes knickers say ? A. NEXT! __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:05 AM	#865
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	30. Q. What's the similarity between Robert Maxwell and blondes ? A. Both go down in Tenerife. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:06 AM	#866
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	31. Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A. Red means stop. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:06 AM	#867
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	32. Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicapped spots. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:08 AM	#868
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	33. Q. Why do blondes wear so much hair spray? A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:08 AM	#869
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	34. Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:09 AM	#870
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	35. Q. If a blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane at the same time, which one would hit the ground first? A. The brunette ; the blonde would have to stop to ask directions. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:09 AM	#871
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	36. Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:10 AM	#872
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	37. Q. What does it mean if you see a blonde with square boobs? A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:10 AM	#873
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	38. Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels? A. More head room. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:11 AM	#874
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	39. Q. Why don't blondes like pickles? A. They can't get their head in the jar. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:12 AM	#875
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	40. Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A. Goes home. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:12 AM	#876
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	41. Q. What's the mating call of a blonde? A. Gosh, I'm so drunk! __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:13 AM	#877
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	42. Q. What's the mating call of a brunette? A. Are all the blondes gone? __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:14 AM	#878
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	43. Q. What do blondes and computers have in common? A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:15 AM	#879
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	44. Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a Cream Egg A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg! __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:16 AM	#880
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	45. Q. How is a blonde like a beer bottle? A. They are both empty from the neck up. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:16 AM	#881
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	46. Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted! __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:17 AM	#882
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	47. Q. What do you call a blonde with a whole brain? A. A Golden Retriever! __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:17 AM	#883
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	48. Q. Why is a blonde like a turtle? A. They both get fucked when they're on their back. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:18 AM	#884
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	49. Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A. Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:18 AM	#885
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	50. Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A. Tits Go In Front. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]