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zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:30 AM

66.
Q. What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
A. "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

Kicker · 06-12-2004, 04:30 AM

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:31 AM

67.
Q. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A. Who cares?

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:31 AM

68.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:32 AM

69.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:33 AM

70.
Q. How are a bowling ball and a blonde alike?
A: They're both round and have three holes to poke.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:34 AM

71.
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. She threw it off a cliff.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:34 AM

72.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limo.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:35 AM

73.
Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
A. "Nice tits!"

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:35 AM

74.
Q. Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits they stick to the floor.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:36 AM

75.
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. 69 interrupted by a period.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:37 AM

76.
Q. Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:37 AM

77.
Q. What do a Ford Escort door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:38 AM

78.
Q. What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A. The blonde!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:38 AM

79.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:39 AM

80.
Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:40 AM

81.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:41 AM

82.
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:41 AM

83.
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:42 AM

84.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:42 AM

85.
Q. Why do blondes have legs
A: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:43 AM

86.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:44 AM

87.
Q. What does a brunette and a tampon have in common?
A. They're both stuck up hahahahas!

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:44 AM

88.
Q. Why do blondes have one more brain cell than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits, they don't shit on the floor.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:45 AM

89.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:46 AM

90.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A. By the lipstick on your cucumbers

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:46 AM

91.
Q. How do you know which computer a blonde was using?
A. By the Tippex on the screen

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:47 AM

92.
Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:47 AM

93.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:48 AM

94.
Q. Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A. 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:49 AM

95.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:50 AM

96.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A. They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:50 AM

97.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:51 AM

98.
Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A. She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get Top of the Pops.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:51 AM

99.
Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:52 AM

100.
Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: Both have a cockpit.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:53 AM

101.
Q. What did the blonde's mum say to her before her date.
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:53 AM

102.
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed their babies?
A. Because it's too painful to boil the nipples.

D-man · 06-12-2004, 04:54 AM

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zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:54 AM

103.
Q. Why do blondes drive VW's
A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE||

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:55 AM

104.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her first period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:56 AM

105.
Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:56 AM

106.
Q. How do Blonde Brain Cells Die?
A. Alone.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:57 AM

107.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:58 AM

108.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:58 AM

109.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 04:59 AM

110.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 05:00 AM

111.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 05:01 AM

112.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

zentz · 06-12-2004, 05:02 AM

113.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

06-12-2004, 04:30 AM	#901
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06-12-2004, 04:30 AM	#902
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06-12-2004, 04:31 AM	#903
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06-12-2004, 04:31 AM	#904
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06-12-2004, 04:32 AM	#905
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06-12-2004, 04:33 AM	#906
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06-12-2004, 04:34 AM	#907
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06-12-2004, 04:34 AM	#908
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06-12-2004, 04:35 AM	#909
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06-12-2004, 04:35 AM	#910
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06-12-2004, 04:36 AM	#911
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06-12-2004, 04:37 AM	#912
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06-12-2004, 04:37 AM	#913
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06-12-2004, 04:38 AM	#914
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06-12-2004, 04:38 AM	#915
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06-12-2004, 04:39 AM	#916
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06-12-2004, 04:40 AM	#917
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06-12-2004, 04:41 AM	#918
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06-12-2004, 04:41 AM	#919
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06-12-2004, 04:42 AM	#920
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06-12-2004, 04:42 AM	#921
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06-12-2004, 04:43 AM	#922
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06-12-2004, 04:44 AM	#923
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06-12-2004, 04:44 AM	#924
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06-12-2004, 04:45 AM	#925
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06-12-2004, 04:46 AM	#926
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06-12-2004, 04:46 AM	#927
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06-12-2004, 04:47 AM	#928
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	92. Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?" __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:47 AM	#929
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	93. Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. 'Cause everybody gets a turn. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:48 AM	#930
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	94. Q. Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A. 'Cause she's been laid all over the country. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:49 AM	#931
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06-12-2004, 04:50 AM	#932
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	96. Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A. They've both swallowed a lot of semen. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:50 AM	#933
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	97. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:51 AM	#934
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	98. Q. What did the blonde think of the new computer? A. She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get Top of the Pops. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

06-12-2004, 04:51 AM	#935
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	99. Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have a black box. __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]