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Denis_SC · 04-30-2004, 10:38 AM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Sosa · 04-30-2004, 10:43 AM

old but still funny

asuna · 04-30-2004, 10:49 AM

haha nice, forgot that one

Jive · 04-30-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by asuna
haha nice, forgot that one

Topic: Y Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, Or 12

family packs? grand dad still thinks he's active..

jhauser · 04-30-2004, 10:56 AM

I hear married men get it all the time.

Thong Sniper · 04-30-2004, 10:58 AM

married men use condoms?

DR_PHIL · 04-30-2004, 11:03 AM

only if u have a porn star wife

yuvalus · 04-30-2004, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Denis_SC
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

funny

foolio · 04-30-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Thong Sniper
married men use condoms?

onky if they do double anal in LA

SS396chevelleSS · 04-30-2004, 11:25 AM

very old, i remember hearing that when i was about 10

Firehorse · 04-30-2004, 11:28 AM

Old but still funny!

04-30-2004, 10:38 AM	#1
Denis_SC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,332	Y Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, Or 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" __________________ Denis B. ICQ 342-587-607 denis AT detamed.com

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