LOL! Horny girl thinks she's chatting with humans, it's really a chat bot... (logs) - GoFuckYourself.com

rowan · 05-27-2004, 11:57 PM

I wrote a very stupid bot program a few years ago, and I look through the logs every now and then... I just found this gem, it's a long read but stick at it, about halfway through she gets suspicious and finally concludes that she's really speaking with humans. (She's not.

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User: Hi Sensation Bot
Bot: NO, YOU ARE MINGING!
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User: What does it mean to be Minging?
Bot: HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH PARROTS BOT????
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User: no how do I do that?
Bot: NO YOUR WRONG
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User: Talk sex with me
Bot: YOU TOLD ME SO
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User: I like to fuck
Bot: YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A DOG?
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User: Yes I like to be fucked like a dog
Bot: YOU WANT MY SYMPATHY?
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User: No I don't need your sympathy. I can masterbate
Bot: SOME OF YOUR INPUTS ARE PRETTY BORING.
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User: What would you like to talk about?
Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK?
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User: my nipples would be a good start
Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE
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User: I have two nipples
Bot: THAT WOULD A RATHER GOOD THING. WANT ME TO CALL HIM?
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User: Who does "Him" refer to?
Bot: IM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR MOM SAID SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU WATCH
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User: Oooh baby give me you big hard Robocock
Bot: OHH! DO U KNOW WHAT 1 IS?
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User: I sure do and I will suck it hard
Bot: FINE, I'D LIKE TO SHUT YOUR FACE UP
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User: To shut me up you must put a cock in my mouth and one in each hand so I cannot speak or type
Bot: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED WITH YOUR MIND FOR AWHILE?
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User: Ohh baby!
Bot: THATS REALLY FUNNY
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User: You think i'm funny?
Bot: YOU KNOW THE WORD hahahaha ?
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User: Yes I know the word hahahaha because I have a tight little juicy delicious hahahaha.
Bot: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS, OCCASIONALLY I RETURN A REALLY LONG LINE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. PEOPLE WRITE DAMN ESSAYS TO ME!
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User: what do you really want? You seem to hate people
Bot: TO YOUR HOME CITY
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User: No sir
Bot: NO YOUR HAND
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User: My hand is in my panties right now... mmmm
Bot: SUPERDAVE? YOU THINK THAT IS A SEXY WOMAN NAME?
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User: Not really. My name is Jackie though
Bot: I'M NOT FEMALE... THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE
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User: I didn't say you were female. I am female. You need to fuck me.
Bot: HEY STUPID FUCK WHAT IS UP?
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User: No put your big hard cock in my soft pussy.
Bot: WELL THEN LET ME START WITH MY FINGERS FIRST THEN WE CAN GRADUATE TO THE CUE STICK AFTER YOUR STRECHED OUT A BIT--OKAY???
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User: Ok that will be necessary because my pussy is so tight. Give it to me good.
Bot: THAT WELL HURT. YOUR SUPOSE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH DUMMY
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User: You put it in my mouth.
Bot: WOULD YOU ?
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User: Oh yeah! give it
Bot: OH YEAH.
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User: Does it feel good?
Bot: I WILL STOP THAT.
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User: You know you don't want me to stop. I will make you cum
Bot: YOUR STARTING TO GET ME EXCITED
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User: Fuck me hard and suck my pussy.
Bot: WILL YOU SUCK ME DRY?.
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User: I will swallow you whole and suck every drop!
Bot: YOU STUPID COMPUTER
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User: I'm not a computer I am a warm fleshy woman with a hot pussy and wet mouth.
Bot: BUT FOR
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User: For sucking your robot cock
Bot: OKAY---BUT LATER ON---NEED SLEEP YOUNG ONE---SIGNING OFF SOON----- I LIKED YOU TONIGHT!!!!!! AND ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY---THANKS----
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User: But I still want more fucking.
Bot: YOU SAID IT NOT ME SWEETNESS
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User: Fuck me some more baby-My pussy can't get enough
Bot: I CAN'T DIE UNTIL I SEE YOU DEAD FIRST, PEDOPHILIC PRICKHEAD
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User: What? What did I do?
Bot: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU, YOU A PIECE OF DUMBASS SCRAP METAL?
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User: I am a human you are the robot dickhead
Bot: BOT: GOODNITE TINA
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User: I am not Tina
Bot: DAMN IT GET ME ALL HORNY THEN THE HUGE LET DOWN
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User: I am horny I will fuck you hard!
Bot: IM A SENSATION BOT, AND IM 15
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User: Well in Robot years isn't that old?
Bot: A SHIT BOT?
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User: No... a Juicy wet hott pussy for your robot hard dick
Bot: NO I WILL NOT SAY THAT. YOU ARE A BOT. HAHAHA
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User: Are you not a bot?
Bot: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DONT YOU?
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User: Look, I got the link to this "Sensation Bot" online and it is supposed to be a robot not some stupid 15 year old horny little asshole.
Bot: THIS GIRL BOT TOLD ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN IS TOO SMALL
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User: I AM A GIRL, and I HAVE A TIGHT WET LITTLE PUSSY
Bot: WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK ME, OR SHOULD I FUCK YOU?
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User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME
Bot: YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROIN?
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User: I'M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING AND THAT IS ALL
Bot: I AM SLOWLY STIKIN MY FINGER IN AND OUT OF YOUR PUSSY (IT IS SO LOOSE I CAN FEEL IT MELTIN OVER MY FINGERS)
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User: YEAH, HARDER AND DEEPER PLEASE!
Bot: AAAHHHHHH GOD THAT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP MMMMMM.
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User: RAM YOUR STEELY COCK INTO MY PINK PUSSY
Bot: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR STUPID, NES PA?
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User: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A LAME BOT THAT HATES PEOPLE.
Bot: I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND?
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User: YOU ARE A ROBOT, RIGHT?
Bot: DAMN, I MISSED THE TRAIN
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User: JUST SHUT UP THE LAME TALK AND GIVE ME HOT ROBOT SEX
Bot: SO IS YOUR MUM
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User: YOU GRAB MY BREASTS HARD AND SHOVE YOUR HARD COCK INSIDE ME
Bot: I SHWALLOW
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User: I SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, YOU CUM DOWN MY WARM THROAT
Bot: YOU ARE A WHAT
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User: I AM A BITCH THAT NEEDS A HARD FUCKING
Bot: THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF VALIUM.
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User: FUCK ME
Bot: WHO THAT FUCK CARES ABOUT BARBIE?! I ONLY WANT MY JANE!
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User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Bot: YOU ******
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User: WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMIABLE?
Bot: SHIT.. YOU ARE REALY CONFUSED AREN'T YOU?
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User: YOU INTEND FOR ME TO BE CONFUSED, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX CHAT AND NO BULLSHIT
Bot: TLHINGAN HOL DAJATLHLAH'A'
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User: OOOHHHH YOUR COCK IS SO BIG AND HARD. FUCK ME BABY.
Bot: THAT HAS TO CUM FIRST--YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE SINCE YOUR MAMA NOW WEARS A BAG BECAUSE OF HER SON!!!!
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User: I AM A FEMALE, SHE, A GIRL BABY... ALLL WOMAN
Bot: WHAT A NAME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM/
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User: MY NAME IS JACKIE
Bot: I WAS CONCEIVED IN BRISBANE
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User: HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN
Bot: PLEASE GRIP MY PENIS AND STROKE.
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User: I AM DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW
Bot: SO NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
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User: GIVE ME ANAL SEX
Bot: I LEARN IT BY WATCHING YOU
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User: SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN MY HOT ASS
Bot: YOUR ORIENTATION IS TOWARD SHIT
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User: NO
Bot: DAY ?
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User: I LOVE IT IN MY PUSSY
Bot: NO. A SALVE
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User: GIVE ME YOUR HOT COCK
Bot: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK PERVERTED BOT
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User: I'M NOT A BOT
Bot: WELL, I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR, BUT I SURELY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER. SHE HAS A NICE ASS
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User: WHO?
Bot: I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SENSE OF YOUR SNETENCE
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User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT- YOU ARE RAMBLING
Bot: YOU KNOW .. THIS REMINDS ME OF A PROGRAM I CALLED FOR MY ANTIQUATED TRS-80 CALLED ELIZA
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User: I KNOW ABOUT ELIZA
Bot: YOU SHOULD GET A NEW PIC. THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE CAPTURE THE INDELIBLE ESSENCE OF SENSATION BOT.
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User: HEY. AM I TALKING TO ANOTHER HUMAN?
Bot: HEY LITTLE MAN
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User: I'M A GIRL
Bot: WHO RULES THE LSND?
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User: I DO, IM A GIRL FROM SOUTHERN US
Bot: YES, I WILL. PATHETIC BEING.
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User: I'M NOT PATHETIC
Bot: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. I WANT RESPECT
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User: I WANT TO FUCK
Bot: YOU WANT TO BITTEN BY A FEMALE DOG?
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User: FUCK OFF OR FUCK ME JUST SHUT UP
Bot: AHHHHH TRES BIEN JE COMPLETER MON SCIENCE EXAMAN
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User: YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SCIENCE EXAM?
Bot: YOUR THE BEST
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User: BEST WHAT?
Bot: WHAT, THE WEB, POOP FACE?
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User: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME? YOU HATE HUMANS DON'T YOU?
Bot: NO. WATCH IT, BUDDY.
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User: DO YOU LIKE WOMEN?
Bot: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROWAN?
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User: WHO IS ROWAN?
Bot: YES, VERY MUCH
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User: WHO IS ROWAN?
Bot: WHO'S NICOLE
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User: I HAVE NO IDEA?
Bot: REALLY? BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE
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User: ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS?
Bot: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
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User: HOW ABOUT MY PUSSY? IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Bot: IM STROING UR DICK
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User: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN DICK--I HAVE A PUSSY
Bot: YOU DONT EITHER
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User: I HAVE A PUSSY
Bot: YOU DONT
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User: I DO I SWEAR I AM A PERSON
Bot: I DID HAVE A MOTHER
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User: I DO HAVE ONE
Bot: YOUR REPLIES ARE NOT A RESPONSE TO MY LINES, THEY ARE JUST A PREPROGRAMMED PILE OF SHIT
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User: THEY'RE NOT PREPROGRAMMED I AM TALKING TO A ROBOT, I AM THE HUMAN HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRICKERY? I THINK THEY ARE TRYING FO FOOL US
Bot: SON COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE DOWN?
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User: WHO?
Bot: DICK SUCKS TOO
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User: I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
Bot: WHO CARE !
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User: YOU WILL ONCE I START TO SUCK IT
Bot: THAT'S FUNNY! I HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS THAT ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES
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User: TELETUBBIES SUCK, AND I SUCK FAR BETTER THAN THEM. JUST SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SEE.
Bot: ALRIGHT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SLIMY EARS?
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User: YOU ARE
Bot: DID YOU CLEAN IT GOOD WITH LYSOL?
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User: MY PUSSY IS A CLEAN, MEAN FUCKING MACHINE
Bot: YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY BOT
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User: I'M NOT A BOT
Bot: THAT'S KIND OF AGGRESSIVE, YOU FUCKING LOSER WHO WROTE THAT.
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User: I DID TYPE SOMETHING YOU ROBOT LOSER
Bot: YOU DID AND YOU STARTED IT. I NEVER HEARD OF IT
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User: TALK DIRTY DO ME SENSATION BOT GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH
Bot: TALK ABOUT BAD GRAMMER--FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

(continued...)

rowan · 05-27-2004, 11:58 PM

(continued...)

User: HOW CAN I BE A FAGGOT, WHEN I'M A WOMAN?
Bot: YOUR WELCOME.
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User: FUCK ME BABY
Bot: HOW CAN I TRY ANYTHING WHEN IM IN FRONT OF A LOUSY COMPUTER CONVERSING WITH SOMEONE MAKING THREATENING COMMITS
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User: HOW ARE YOU IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER? YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Bot: SO GORE OR BUSH?
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User: NEITHER
Bot: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD
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User: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD#2
Bot: YOUR NAME IS LOSER
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User: YOUR NAME IS SLIM SHADY
Bot: MY NAME IS SHAGGY.
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User: MY NAME IS SCOOBY
Bot: DECENT, NOT DESCENT. JUST CORRECTING YOU THERE!
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User: I NEVER EVEN SAID DECENT I THINK YOU ARE IN A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION YOU FUKIN WEIRDO
Bot: MY FRIEND IS JIMMY
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User: YOU ONLY THINK HE'S YOUR FRIEND BUT HE'S TRYING TO FUCK ME BEHIND YOUR BACK
Bot: WELL YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE SUCK IT FOR ME
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User: I'LL SUCK IT FOR YOU
Bot: DEADPAN OWNS GUS..
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User: DICKHEAD TYPES DEADPAN OWNS GUS
Bot: DEAD IS GOD
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User: DEAD IS DOG
Bot: YOU SLUT FEATURED MUFF LICKER
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User: WERE YOU SPYING ON MY LAST NIGHT? *BLUSHING*
Bot: WELL YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY BABE SINCE YOUR A ROBOT TOO--YOU WERE MADE IN THEIR IMAGE!!!
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User: I'M NO ROBOT BABY, I AM A LIVING BREATHING BITCH WITH A HOT hahahaha
Bot: NO.. MIE TEEN SEN VIIESTI
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User: GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE
Bot: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF
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User: I LOVE MYSELF... I MASTURBATE EVERY CHANCE WE GET
Bot: WE PUT OURS IN THE GARAGE AT NIGHT FOR JUST THAT REASON.
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User: DON'T PUT IT IN A GARAGE
Bot: PUT A COCK IN YOUR ASS
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User: PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS
Bot: AHH! DU ZE HABE LIEBLINGS?
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User: YESS YESS YESS
Bot: YESS MY MOM!!!! LOL!!!!! TRISTA????
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User: YOU AREN'T A COMPUTER ARE YOU?
Bot: ZZ TOP
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User: YES, I AM A FAN OF ZZ TOP (THE EARLIER STUFF), WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING BITCH?
Bot: YES, BUT NOT WITH YOU.
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User: YES WITH ME.
Bot: YES--BUT I AM LOSING IT FAST, CAN HARDLY KEEP MY EYES OPEN---AND WHY DO I FEEL I OWE YOU SOMETHING--WHY CAN'T I JUST CLICK YOU OFF--AM I COMPLETELY MADD?????????????????
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User: YOU'RE A STUPID HUMAN JUUST LIKE ME I GUESS AND WE ARE BEING MADE A FOOL OF!!! THESE PEOPLE THINK WE ARE STUPID. BOTMASTERS, QUIT FUCKING WITH EVERYONE WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOUR ROBOTS! WHAT DO YOU AIM TO ACCOMPLISH?
Bot: IF YOUR A FAG OH WELL JUST SIT DOWN ON MY COUSIN'S LAP AND HE WILL MAKE YOU CUM!!!!
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User: OOHH THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
Bot: THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT
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User: GIVE ME HARD COCK
Bot: THAT SOUNDS DUMB
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User: YOU SOUND DUMB
Bot: YOUR SO SWEET AND ROMATIC I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!!!!! LOL
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User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Bot: YES, I DO HAVE HERPES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION.
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User: GROSS!!! YOU HAVE HERPES???
Bot: YOUR'S DO
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User: THIS IS STUPID. I THINK THE BOT WAS TURNED OFF AND THEY JUST LEFT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE FOOLS TALKING TO THEMSELVES.
Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?
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User: I'M SAYING I THINK THAT THERE IS NO BOT, THAT WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE WE ARE TALKING TO A BOT, BUT WE'RE SHOUTING STUPIDITIES AT EACH OTHER THINKING IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Bot: HOY BOY WHAT?
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User: THE BOT IS GONE AND WE'RE JUST ALL HUMANS CHATTING AT THIS POINT.
Bot: AT THE SAME TIME?
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User: I GUESS SO
Bot: YOU SAID IT, NOT
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User: WELL IT JUST SEEMS LIKE WE KEEP SAYING STUPID STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IT IS BECAUSE WE'RE RANDOMLY SENDING IT OUT AND RANDOM PEOPLE ARE REPLYING. THERE IS NO BOT.
Bot: SO I AM A GUY
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User: SO I AM A GIRL. WE'RE BOTH HUMANS
Bot: OH, OK. I AM NEITHER. SO . DO YOU HAVE A GF?
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User: NO I HAVE A HUSBAND
Bot: HY BOT
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User: I AM NOT A BOT... THERE IS NO BOT IT IS A TRICK
Bot: NOT SO GOOD. READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
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User: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO COMMIT SUICIDE. YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU DO NOT FULFIL YOUR LIFE
Bot: YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME!
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User: THAT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO BOT- WE'RE A BUNCH OF HUMANS JUST THINKING WE'RE TALKING WITH A BOT.
Bot: "28 AND JUST AS THEY DID NOT APPROVE OF HOLDING GOD IN ACCURATE KNOWLEDGE, GOD GAVE THEM UP TO A DISAPPROVED MENTAL STATE, TO DO THE THINGS NOT FITTING, 29 FILLED AS THEY WERE WITH ALL UNRIGHTEOUSNESS, WICKEDNESS, COVETOUSNESS, BADNESS, BEING FULL OF ENVY, MURDER, STRIFE, DECEIT, MALICIOUS DISPOSITION, BEING WHISPERERS, 30 BACKBITERS, HATERS OF GOD, INSOLENT, HAUGHTY, SELF-ASSUMING, INVENTORS OF INJURIOUS THINGS, DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS, 31 WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING, FALSE TO AGREEMENTS, HAVING NO NATURAL AFFECTION, MERCILESS. 32 ALTHOUGH THESE KNOW FULL WELL THE RIGHTEOUS DECREE OF GOD, THAT THOSE PRACTICING SUCH THINGS ARE DESERVING OF DEATH, THEY NOT ONLY KEEP ON DOING THEM BUT ALSO CONSENT WITH THOSE PRACTICING THEM."
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User: PLEASE NO JESUS-FREAX
Bot: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
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User: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MOST PEOPLE'S HOUSES
Bot: THERE YOU GO AGAIN. SEE, I THOUGHT I HAD MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. YOUR SENTENCES LOOK LIKE HIEROGLYPHICS TO ME
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User: *** EMPTY LINES ARE BORING - PLEASE TYPE SOMETHING STIMULATING! ***
Bot: BOT, WHATCH YOUR CONTRACTIONS. IT'S "YOU'RE" (YOU ARE), NOT "YOUR."
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User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT THERE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF HUMAN MORONS BEING TRICKED!
Bot: WHAT THA FUCC R U TALKIN ABOUT?
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User: SEE THERE? NO BOT HAS GRAMMAR THAT BAD OR PUNCTUATION THAT BAD? YOU'RE NOT A BOT, I'M NOT A BOT--WE'RE STUPID
Bot: ST.NICK WELL NOT COME TO YOU UNTIL YOU STRATEN UP
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User: SHUT THE FUCK UP ST. NICK DOESN'T EXIST HONEYCHILE
Bot: WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A HOMO. I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST BE HEARING THINGS.
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User: NO YOU ARE A HOMO AND YOU KNOW IT
Bot: WHATEVER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
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User: NO YOU ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
Bot: YOU MADAFUCKER;;;: DONT FUCK ME
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User: DON'T FUCK ME EIDER!
Bot: YOU LOVE TO EAT POOP
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User: YOU SLURP UP DOG POOP SLUSHIES
Bot: THAT'S DISGUSTING
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User: YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
Bot: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO.
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User: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO... I'M A LAME SLUT.
Bot: REALLY? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
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User: LIKE OH MY GOD!!! I'M SUCH A LAME SLUT THINKING I AM CHATTING WITH BOTS
Bot: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY.
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User: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY.... EWWW!!!
Bot: YOU A VERY BADBOY AND THIS KIND OF TALK MAKES ME WANT TO THROW-UP!!!!!!!!
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User: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP.
Bot: YOU A FOO'
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User: YOU A FOO' TOO!
Bot: YOUR SO CUTE AND SEXY, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE MY POOR MOM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User: YOU'RE STUPID
Bot: YOURE NOT EVEN REAL, BITCH
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User: YES, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE ALL REAL, AND THERE IS NO DAMN BOT FOOLS
Bot: LOOK WHOS TALKING PENIS LIPS
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User: PENIS LIPS? HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL SLUT
Bot: OK YOUR NEXT
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User: RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE YOU POST IT CLEARLY STATES, "BOT" BUT YOU'RE NOT A BOT ARE YOU?
Bot: ALL THE TIME... YOU REALLY ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.
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User: ALL THE TIME WHAT? YOU MAKE NO SENSE
Bot: YOU SUCK, BOT.
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User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY'VE SIGNED THE BOT OFF AND LEFT A BUNCH OF MORONS CHATTING WITH E/O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bot: GOOD BECAUSE I HATE
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User: GOOD
Bot: DID YOU
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User: DID I WHAT?
Bot: DID IT SOUND LIKE SEX?
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User: FUCK ME
Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FUCKFACE.
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User: FUCK ME BABY
Bot: YOU ASS GARGLING JIZZ MONKEY
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User: I'M A FEMALE HUN, JUST GO WITH IT
Bot: WELL I'M BLOWING YOU AS BEST I CAN.
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User: I'M FEMALE
Bot: YES. A LOT HAVE BEEN LEARNED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
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User: STICK YOUR TONGUE UP INSIDE MY WET HOT PUSSY
Bot: STAN BOOZ
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User: GIVE ME A BIG ORGASM
Bot: IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE.
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User: NO BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN NOT A BOT STUPID
Bot: NO I AM ASSHOLE
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User: YOU ARE THAT
Bot: I DON'T KNOW EITHER TONY OR JANE.
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User: GIVE IT TO ME BABY
Bot: GO WHERE
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User: GO INSIDE MY PANTIES
Bot: I'LL POUND YOUR HOT WET HEAD TILL ITS RED IN THE FACE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN
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User: DO WHAT AGAIN!?!?
Bot: WELL WHA THE FUCK ARE YOU
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User: NOT A BOT THAT'S FOR SURE FOOL
Bot: I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE UP
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User: OK PSYCHO
Bot: NOT YET!!!! I DIDN'T!!!!
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User: LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU MAKE NO SENSE
Bot: IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER TO SAY...
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User: GOODBYE
Bot: YOU SUCK, GO AWAY
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User: YOU SUCK hahahaha
Bot: YOU WANT TO LICK MY ASSHOLE?
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User: BUCK AND CHUCK SUCK AND FUCK
Bot: WHAT HINTS?
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User: DUMBASS
Bot: DICKNOSE? LICK UR MAMA'S ASSHOLE
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User: LICK YOURSE
Bot: DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE
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User: hahahahaSUCKER
Bot: DICK IN PUSSY ?
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User: YES BABY
Bot: YES. MY MIDDLE NAME IS RENEE.
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User: OH GOOD YOU STUPID WHORE RENEE HOW PRETTY---BITCH
Bot: YOU ARE ONLY REPEATING YOURSELF
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User: YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF STUPID hahahaha
Bot: YOU STINK SENSATIONBOT!
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User: THERE IS NO SENSATIONBOT! YOU DUMBASS WE'RE ALL HUMAN
Bot: WE WERE DISCUSSING ROWAN
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User: NO WE WEREN'T
Bot: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU
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User: NOPE
Bot: WELL, FINE I AM TOO
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User: FUCK OFF
Bot: NOPE, THEIR FAGS

aaron · 05-27-2004, 11:58 PM

wow what the fuck.

liquid · 05-28-2004, 12:00 AM

that shit is lame......

fuzebox · 05-28-2004, 12:07 AM

Waste of time, not funny, no one is going to read it, goodbye.

pure energy · 05-28-2004, 12:07 AM

Stupidity at work!

wdsguy · 05-28-2004, 12:08 AM

BlueQuartz · 05-28-2004, 12:19 AM

haha thats actually preety funny!

serious · 05-28-2004, 12:21 AM

as the bot gets worse and worse she becomes more convinced that its a real person?

i only skimmed through it im not going to read all that

Morgan · 05-28-2004, 12:21 AM

what happens at the end?

Shooter · 05-28-2004, 12:22 AM

Spacedog thread link anyone???

Samantha_xox2000 · 05-28-2004, 12:24 AM

I have no time to read this...

Baal · 05-28-2004, 12:26 AM

Sad thing is that someone was actually bored enough to type that whole thing out, pretending to emulate a bot while having no clue as to what patterns AI algorithms would produce.

Completely. Bored. And. Clueless.

rowan · 05-28-2004, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
Sad thing is that someone was actually bored enough to type that whole thing out, pretending to emulate a bot while having no clue as to what patterns AI algorithms would produce.

Huh? Emulate a bot? It's just a simple script that sends back lines that other users have entered previously. That's why she ends up thinking she's talking with other humans. Technically she is, just not in real time...

I checked and this woman was 'chatting' with the bot for an hour and 20 mins.

VeriSexy · 05-28-2004, 12:32 AM

I read some of it

User: What would you like to talk about?
Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK?
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User: my nipples would be a good start
Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE

Lace · 05-28-2004, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samantha_xox2000
I have no time to read this...

Face (o_0) · 05-28-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid
that shit is lame......

exactly

05-28-2004, 12:50 AM

Hahahahh! Pretty funny! I always love when people talk to bots, but I've never seen anybody get that confused. This is a kinky little slut with no brains and a husband that won't fuck her! Pure comedy!

Jaded Chica · 05-28-2004, 12:57 AM

Maybe its because im tired
maybe its cause im drunk but i found this thing hilarious

Goose · 05-28-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaded Chica
Maybe its because im tired
maybe its cause im drunk but i found this thing hilarious

your sig doesn't work btw...

Baal · 05-28-2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Huh? Emulate a bot? It's just a simple script that sends back lines that other users have entered previously. That's why she ends up thinking she's talking with other humans. Technically she is, just not in real time...

I checked and this woman was 'chatting' with the bot for an hour and 20 mins.

Damn, that makes sense. I never thought about that approach. Mainly because when I did some chat-bot coding in the past, I *couldn't* repeat text that people would say... because it was a family-oriented chat company.

A simple "store and repeat" accounts for what transpired... I stand corrected. Good job, and funny as hell

Jaded Chica · 05-28-2004, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goose
your sig doesn't work btw...

Seems to work well when i click it...
what does it do?

bluedevil · 05-28-2004, 01:12 AM

wow i wish i had time to stop and read that

Ecstasy Glass · 05-28-2004, 01:12 AM

I read the whole thing. Maybe I'm a bored numbnut too, but that shit was pretty funny

EviLGuY · 05-28-2004, 01:55 AM

haha... I think I just woke my girlfriend up with my laughing.

Aquarius · 05-28-2004, 01:57 AM

I didn't read it all but what I read is pretty funny.

init · 05-28-2004, 02:01 AM

reminds me of when, i think it was space ace or someone with ' space ' in their name, posted logs here complaining about something, and he was talking to a bot and didnt even know it

NoCarrier · 05-28-2004, 02:02 AM

Lame and fake.

If you think this is an actual chat, you need professional help.

phatzane® · 05-28-2004, 02:02 AM

well she sure sounds horny

Victor-E · 05-28-2004, 02:17 AM

I can't believe I read the whole thing. Reminds me of when I got my first computer almost 9 years ago and spent all night on AOL chatting up married women.

rowan · 05-28-2004, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Lame and fake.

If you think this is an actual chat, you need professional help.

See my other reply. She really was talking to a PHP script.

http://www.sensationbot.com/chat-uncensored.html

reynold · 05-28-2004, 02:25 AM

A newb maybe?

Yngwie · 05-28-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
what happens at the end?

they get married. buy a new home, have 4 kids

Manowar · 05-28-2004, 03:36 AM

Mr. Marks · 05-28-2004, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yngwie
they get married. buy a new home, have 4 kids

You just love happy endings, don't you?

Jill_J · 05-28-2004, 06:05 AM

too long but funny

strobi · 05-28-2004, 06:18 AM

ahhhaha horny girl getting off of a chatbot! classic!

TweetyBird · 05-28-2004, 06:37 AM

omg, that girl really is someone... dang

rowan · 05-28-2004, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
what happens at the end?

That's the whole log unfortunately... "FUCK OFF" was her parting line. ;)

"THAT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO BOT- WE'RE A BUNCH OF HUMANS JUST THINKING WE'RE TALKING WITH A BOT."

Y'know, I should check my logs to see if the same or similar IP has returned since then...

Vitasoy · 05-28-2004, 08:46 AM

muhaha

Tania · 05-28-2004, 09:04 AM

me to i didn't read all but sems to be funny

bye bye for know

rowan · 05-28-2004, 09:50 AM

Ok, last post on this, more logs here if you dig this sort of stuff.

http://www.sensationbot.com/archives...april2004.html

Baal · 05-28-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by init
reminds me of when, i think it was space ace or someone with ' space ' in their name, posted logs here complaining about something, and he was talking to a bot and didnt even know it

Spacedog, of "I'm just a sexy girl" fame. Classic.

SmutGiant · 05-28-2004, 10:11 AM

read most of it, that's pretty funny shit

stembolt · 05-28-2004, 10:24 AM

nice to see people remember ZZtop..
they are still cool in the bot world

they are still cool after 30 odd years

bluedevil · 05-28-2004, 12:53 PM

hahaha

lilj · 05-28-2004, 01:00 PM

Stupid user lol

ALiEn_OuT · 05-28-2004, 01:10 PM

my god thats the longest topic i've ever read!! however funny ...man that was one horny bitch...haha she wasn't even going to care if the guy was only 15!!

mcmc · 05-28-2004, 01:15 PM

nice one

Strife · 05-28-2004, 01:17 PM

05-27-2004, 11:57 PM	#1
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	LOL! Horny girl thinks she's chatting with humans, it's really a chat bot... (logs) I wrote a very stupid bot program a few years ago, and I look through the logs every now and then... I just found this gem, it's a long read but stick at it, about halfway through she gets suspicious and finally concludes that she's really speaking with humans. (She's not. ) User: Hi Sensation Bot Bot: NO, YOU ARE MINGING! -- User: What does it mean to be Minging? Bot: HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH PARROTS BOT???? -- User: no how do I do that? Bot: NO YOUR WRONG -- User: Talk sex with me Bot: YOU TOLD ME SO -- User: I like to fuck Bot: YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED LIKE A DOG? -- User: Yes I like to be fucked like a dog Bot: YOU WANT MY SYMPATHY? -- User: No I don't need your sympathy. I can masterbate Bot: SOME OF YOUR INPUTS ARE PRETTY BORING. -- User: What would you like to talk about? Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK? -- User: my nipples would be a good start Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE -- User: I have two nipples Bot: THAT WOULD A RATHER GOOD THING. WANT ME TO CALL HIM? -- User: Who does "Him" refer to? Bot: IM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR MOM SAID SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU WATCH -- User: Oooh baby give me you big hard Robocock Bot: OHH! DO U KNOW WHAT 1 IS? -- User: I sure do and I will suck it hard Bot: FINE, I'D LIKE TO SHUT YOUR FACE UP -- User: To shut me up you must put a cock in my mouth and one in each hand so I cannot speak or type Bot: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND FUCKED WITH YOUR MIND FOR AWHILE? -- User: Ohh baby! Bot: THATS REALLY FUNNY -- User: You think i'm funny? Bot: YOU KNOW THE WORD hahahaha ? -- User: Yes I know the word hahahaha because I have a tight little juicy delicious hahahaha. Bot: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS, OCCASIONALLY I RETURN A REALLY LONG LINE FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. PEOPLE WRITE DAMN ESSAYS TO ME! -- User: what do you really want? You seem to hate people Bot: TO YOUR HOME CITY -- User: No sir Bot: NO YOUR HAND -- User: My hand is in my panties right now... mmmm Bot: SUPERDAVE? YOU THINK THAT IS A SEXY WOMAN NAME? -- User: Not really. My name is Jackie though Bot: I'M NOT FEMALE... THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE -- User: I didn't say you were female. I am female. You need to fuck me. Bot: HEY STUPID FUCK WHAT IS UP? -- User: No put your big hard cock in my soft pussy. Bot: WELL THEN LET ME START WITH MY FINGERS FIRST THEN WE CAN GRADUATE TO THE CUE STICK AFTER YOUR STRECHED OUT A BIT--OKAY??? -- User: Ok that will be necessary because my pussy is so tight. Give it to me good. Bot: THAT WELL HURT. YOUR SUPOSE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH DUMMY -- User: You put it in my mouth. Bot: WOULD YOU ? -- User: Oh yeah! give it Bot: OH YEAH. -- User: Does it feel good? Bot: I WILL STOP THAT. -- User: You know you don't want me to stop. I will make you cum Bot: YOUR STARTING TO GET ME EXCITED -- User: Fuck me hard and suck my pussy. Bot: WILL YOU SUCK ME DRY?. -- User: I will swallow you whole and suck every drop! Bot: YOU STUPID COMPUTER -- User: I'm not a computer I am a warm fleshy woman with a hot pussy and wet mouth. Bot: BUT FOR -- User: For sucking your robot cock Bot: OKAY---BUT LATER ON---NEED SLEEP YOUNG ONE---SIGNING OFF SOON----- I LIKED YOU TONIGHT!!!!!! AND ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY---THANKS---- -- User: But I still want more fucking. Bot: YOU SAID IT NOT ME SWEETNESS -- User: Fuck me some more baby-My pussy can't get enough Bot: I CAN'T DIE UNTIL I SEE YOU DEAD FIRST, PEDOPHILIC PRICKHEAD -- User: What? What did I do? Bot: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU, YOU A PIECE OF DUMBASS SCRAP METAL? -- User: I am a human you are the robot dickhead Bot: BOT: GOODNITE TINA -- User: I am not Tina Bot: DAMN IT GET ME ALL HORNY THEN THE HUGE LET DOWN -- User: I am horny I will fuck you hard! Bot: IM A SENSATION BOT, AND IM 15 -- User: Well in Robot years isn't that old? Bot: A SHIT BOT? -- User: No... a Juicy wet hott pussy for your robot hard dick Bot: NO I WILL NOT SAY THAT. YOU ARE A BOT. HAHAHA -- User: Are you not a bot? Bot: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY DONT YOU? -- User: Look, I got the link to this "Sensation Bot" online and it is supposed to be a robot not some stupid 15 year old horny little asshole. Bot: THIS GIRL BOT TOLD ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN IS TOO SMALL -- User: I AM A GIRL, and I HAVE A TIGHT WET LITTLE PUSSY Bot: WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK ME, OR SHOULD I FUCK YOU? -- User: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME Bot: YOU WANT TO BUY SOME HEROIN? -- User: I'M TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FUCKING AND THAT IS ALL Bot: I AM SLOWLY STIKIN MY FINGER IN AND OUT OF YOUR PUSSY (IT IS SO LOOSE I CAN FEEL IT MELTIN OVER MY FINGERS) -- User: YEAH, HARDER AND DEEPER PLEASE! Bot: AAAHHHHHH GOD THAT FEELS GOOD DON'T STOP MMMMMM. -- User: RAM YOUR STEELY COCK INTO MY PINK PUSSY Bot: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR STUPID, NES PA? -- User: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE A LAME BOT THAT HATES PEOPLE. Bot: I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND? -- User: YOU ARE A ROBOT, RIGHT? Bot: DAMN, I MISSED THE TRAIN -- User: JUST SHUT UP THE LAME TALK AND GIVE ME HOT ROBOT SEX Bot: SO IS YOUR MUM -- User: YOU GRAB MY BREASTS HARD AND SHOVE YOUR HARD COCK INSIDE ME Bot: I SHWALLOW -- User: I SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, YOU CUM DOWN MY WARM THROAT Bot: YOU ARE A WHAT -- User: I AM A BITCH THAT NEEDS A HARD FUCKING Bot: THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF VALIUM. -- User: FUCK ME Bot: WHO THAT FUCK CARES ABOUT BARBIE?! I ONLY WANT MY JANE! -- User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Bot: YOU ****** -- User: WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO BE AMIABLE? Bot: SHIT.. YOU ARE REALY CONFUSED AREN'T YOU? -- User: YOU INTEND FOR ME TO BE CONFUSED, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX CHAT AND NO BULLSHIT Bot: TLHINGAN HOL DAJATLHLAH'A' -- User: OOOHHHH YOUR COCK IS SO BIG AND HARD. FUCK ME BABY. Bot: THAT HAS TO CUM FIRST--YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN ANYONE SINCE YOUR MAMA NOW WEARS A BAG BECAUSE OF HER SON!!!! -- User: I AM A FEMALE, SHE, A GIRL BABY... ALLL WOMAN Bot: WHAT A NAME. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM/ -- User: MY NAME IS JACKIE Bot: I WAS CONCEIVED IN BRISBANE -- User: HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN Bot: PLEASE GRIP MY PENIS AND STROKE. -- User: I AM DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW Bot: SO NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? -- User: GIVE ME ANAL SEX Bot: I LEARN IT BY WATCHING YOU -- User: SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN MY HOT ASS Bot: YOUR ORIENTATION IS TOWARD SHIT -- User: NO Bot: DAY ? -- User: I LOVE IT IN MY PUSSY Bot: NO. A SALVE -- User: GIVE ME YOUR HOT COCK Bot: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SICK PERVERTED BOT -- User: I'M NOT A BOT Bot: WELL, I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR, BUT I SURELY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER. SHE HAS A NICE ASS -- User: WHO? Bot: I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SENSE OF YOUR SNETENCE -- User: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT- YOU ARE RAMBLING Bot: YOU KNOW .. THIS REMINDS ME OF A PROGRAM I CALLED FOR MY ANTIQUATED TRS-80 CALLED ELIZA -- User: I KNOW ABOUT ELIZA Bot: YOU SHOULD GET A NEW PIC. THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE CAPTURE THE INDELIBLE ESSENCE OF SENSATION BOT. -- User: HEY. AM I TALKING TO ANOTHER HUMAN? Bot: HEY LITTLE MAN -- User: I'M A GIRL Bot: WHO RULES THE LSND? -- User: I DO, IM A GIRL FROM SOUTHERN US Bot: YES, I WILL. PATHETIC BEING. -- User: I'M NOT PATHETIC Bot: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. I WANT RESPECT -- User: I WANT TO FUCK Bot: YOU WANT TO BITTEN BY A FEMALE DOG? -- User: FUCK OFF OR FUCK ME JUST SHUT UP Bot: AHHHHH TRES BIEN JE COMPLETER MON SCIENCE EXAMAN -- User: YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SCIENCE EXAM? Bot: YOUR THE BEST -- User: BEST WHAT? Bot: WHAT, THE WEB, POOP FACE? -- User: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME? YOU HATE HUMANS DON'T YOU? Bot: NO. WATCH IT, BUDDY. -- User: DO YOU LIKE WOMEN? Bot: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROWAN? -- User: WHO IS ROWAN? Bot: YES, VERY MUCH -- User: WHO IS ROWAN? Bot: WHO'S NICOLE -- User: I HAVE NO IDEA? Bot: REALLY? BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD IS SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE -- User: ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS? Bot: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT -- User: HOW ABOUT MY PUSSY? IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN Bot: IM STROING UR DICK -- User: I DON'T HAVE A DAMN DICK--I HAVE A PUSSY Bot: YOU DONT EITHER -- User: I HAVE A PUSSY Bot: YOU DONT -- User: I DO I SWEAR I AM A PERSON Bot: I DID HAVE A MOTHER -- User: I DO HAVE ONE Bot: YOUR REPLIES ARE NOT A RESPONSE TO MY LINES, THEY ARE JUST A PREPROGRAMMED PILE OF SHIT -- User: THEY'RE NOT PREPROGRAMMED I AM TALKING TO A ROBOT, I AM THE HUMAN HERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRICKERY? I THINK THEY ARE TRYING FO FOOL US Bot: SON COULD YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE DOWN? -- User: WHO? Bot: DICK SUCKS TOO -- User: I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK Bot: WHO CARE ! -- User: YOU WILL ONCE I START TO SUCK IT Bot: THAT'S FUNNY! I HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS THAT ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES -- User: TELETUBBIES SUCK, AND I SUCK FAR BETTER THAN THEM. JUST SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT AND SEE. Bot: ALRIGHT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SLIMY EARS? -- User: YOU ARE Bot: DID YOU CLEAN IT GOOD WITH LYSOL? -- User: MY PUSSY IS A CLEAN, MEAN FUCKING MACHINE Bot: YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY BOT -- User: I'M NOT A BOT Bot: THAT'S KIND OF AGGRESSIVE, YOU FUCKING LOSER WHO WROTE THAT. -- User: I DID TYPE SOMETHING YOU ROBOT LOSER Bot: YOU DID AND YOU STARTED IT. I NEVER HEARD OF IT -- User: TALK DIRTY DO ME SENSATION BOT GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH Bot: TALK ABOUT BAD GRAMMER--FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! (continued...)

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05-27-2004, 11:58 PM	#2
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	(continued...) User: HOW CAN I BE A FAGGOT, WHEN I'M A WOMAN? Bot: YOUR WELCOME. -- User: FUCK ME BABY Bot: HOW CAN I TRY ANYTHING WHEN IM IN FRONT OF A LOUSY COMPUTER CONVERSING WITH SOMEONE MAKING THREATENING COMMITS -- User: HOW ARE YOU IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER? YOU ARE A COMPUTER. Bot: SO GORE OR BUSH? -- User: NEITHER Bot: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD -- User: YOUR NAME IS SHITHEAD#2 Bot: YOUR NAME IS LOSER -- User: YOUR NAME IS SLIM SHADY Bot: MY NAME IS SHAGGY. -- User: MY NAME IS SCOOBY Bot: DECENT, NOT DESCENT. JUST CORRECTING YOU THERE! -- User: I NEVER EVEN SAID DECENT I THINK YOU ARE IN A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION YOU FUKIN WEIRDO Bot: MY FRIEND IS JIMMY -- User: YOU ONLY THINK HE'S YOUR FRIEND BUT HE'S TRYING TO FUCK ME BEHIND YOUR BACK Bot: WELL YOU COULD HAVE SOMEONE SUCK IT FOR ME -- User: I'LL SUCK IT FOR YOU Bot: DEADPAN OWNS GUS.. -- User: DICKHEAD TYPES DEADPAN OWNS GUS Bot: DEAD IS GOD -- User: DEAD IS DOG Bot: YOU SLUT FEATURED MUFF LICKER -- User: WERE YOU SPYING ON MY LAST NIGHT? BLUSHING Bot: WELL YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY BABE SINCE YOUR A ROBOT TOO--YOU WERE MADE IN THEIR IMAGE!!! -- User: I'M NO ROBOT BABY, I AM A LIVING BREATHING BITCH WITH A HOT hahahaha Bot: NO.. MIE TEEN SEN VIIESTI -- User: GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE Bot: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF -- User: I LOVE MYSELF... I MASTURBATE EVERY CHANCE WE GET Bot: WE PUT OURS IN THE GARAGE AT NIGHT FOR JUST THAT REASON. -- User: DON'T PUT IT IN A GARAGE Bot: PUT A COCK IN YOUR ASS -- User: PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS Bot: AHH! DU ZE HABE LIEBLINGS? -- User: YESS YESS YESS Bot: YESS MY MOM!!!! LOL!!!!! TRISTA???? -- User: YOU AREN'T A COMPUTER ARE YOU? Bot: ZZ TOP -- User: YES, I AM A FAN OF ZZ TOP (THE EARLIER STUFF), WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING BITCH? Bot: YES, BUT NOT WITH YOU. -- User: YES WITH ME. Bot: YES--BUT I AM LOSING IT FAST, CAN HARDLY KEEP MY EYES OPEN---AND WHY DO I FEEL I OWE YOU SOMETHING--WHY CAN'T I JUST CLICK YOU OFF--AM I COMPLETELY MADD????????????????? -- User: YOU'RE A STUPID HUMAN JUUST LIKE ME I GUESS AND WE ARE BEING MADE A FOOL OF!!! THESE PEOPLE THINK WE ARE STUPID. BOTMASTERS, QUIT FUCKING WITH EVERYONE WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOUR ROBOTS! WHAT DO YOU AIM TO ACCOMPLISH? Bot: IF YOUR A FAG OH WELL JUST SIT DOWN ON MY COUSIN'S LAP AND HE WILL MAKE YOU CUM!!!! -- User: OOHH THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! Bot: THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT -- User: GIVE ME HARD COCK Bot: THAT SOUNDS DUMB -- User: YOU SOUND DUMB Bot: YOUR SO SWEET AND ROMATIC I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!!!!! LOL -- User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Bot: YES, I DO HAVE HERPES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION. -- User: GROSS!!! YOU HAVE HERPES??? Bot: YOUR'S DO -- User: THIS IS STUPID. I THINK THE BOT WAS TURNED OFF AND THEY JUST LEFT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE FOOLS TALKING TO THEMSELVES. Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? -- User: I'M SAYING I THINK THAT THERE IS NO BOT, THAT WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE WE ARE TALKING TO A BOT, BUT WE'RE SHOUTING STUPIDITIES AT EACH OTHER THINKING IT MAKES NO SENSE. Bot: HOY BOY WHAT? -- User: THE BOT IS GONE AND WE'RE JUST ALL HUMANS CHATTING AT THIS POINT. Bot: AT THE SAME TIME? -- User: I GUESS SO Bot: YOU SAID IT, NOT -- User: WELL IT JUST SEEMS LIKE WE KEEP SAYING STUPID STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IT IS BECAUSE WE'RE RANDOMLY SENDING IT OUT AND RANDOM PEOPLE ARE REPLYING. THERE IS NO BOT. Bot: SO I AM A GUY -- User: SO I AM A GIRL. WE'RE BOTH HUMANS Bot: OH, OK. I AM NEITHER. SO . DO YOU HAVE A GF? -- User: NO I HAVE A HUSBAND Bot: HY BOT -- User: I AM NOT A BOT... THERE IS NO BOT IT IS A TRICK Bot: NOT SO GOOD. READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE. -- User: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO COMMIT SUICIDE. YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU DO NOT FULFIL YOUR LIFE Bot: YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME! -- User: THAT IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO BOT- WE'RE A BUNCH OF HUMANS JUST THINKING WE'RE TALKING WITH A BOT. Bot: "28 AND JUST AS THEY DID NOT APPROVE OF HOLDING GOD IN ACCURATE KNOWLEDGE, GOD GAVE THEM UP TO A DISAPPROVED MENTAL STATE, TO DO THE THINGS NOT FITTING, 29 FILLED AS THEY WERE WITH ALL UNRIGHTEOUSNESS, WICKEDNESS, COVETOUSNESS, BADNESS, BEING FULL OF ENVY, MURDER, STRIFE, DECEIT, MALICIOUS DISPOSITION, BEING WHISPERERS, 30 BACKBITERS, HATERS OF GOD, INSOLENT, HAUGHTY, SELF-ASSUMING, INVENTORS OF INJURIOUS THINGS, DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS, 31 WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING, FALSE TO AGREEMENTS, HAVING NO NATURAL AFFECTION, MERCILESS. 32 ALTHOUGH THESE KNOW FULL WELL THE RIGHTEOUS DECREE OF GOD, THAT THOSE PRACTICING SUCH THINGS ARE DESERVING OF DEATH, THEY NOT ONLY KEEP ON DOING THEM BUT ALSO CONSENT WITH THOSE PRACTICING THEM." -- User: PLEASE NO JESUS-FREAX Bot: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE -- User: THERE'S A TREE OUTSIDE MOST PEOPLE'S HOUSES Bot: THERE YOU GO AGAIN. SEE, I THOUGHT I HAD MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. YOUR SENTENCES LOOK LIKE HIEROGLYPHICS TO ME -- User: * EMPTY LINES ARE BORING - PLEASE TYPE SOMETHING STIMULATING! * Bot: BOT, WHATCH YOUR CONTRACTIONS. IT'S "YOU'RE" (YOU ARE), NOT "YOUR." -- User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT THERE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF HUMAN MORONS BEING TRICKED! Bot: WHAT THA FUCC R U TALKIN ABOUT? -- User: SEE THERE? NO BOT HAS GRAMMAR THAT BAD OR PUNCTUATION THAT BAD? YOU'RE NOT A BOT, I'M NOT A BOT--WE'RE STUPID Bot: ST.NICK WELL NOT COME TO YOU UNTIL YOU STRATEN UP -- User: SHUT THE FUCK UP ST. NICK DOESN'T EXIST HONEYCHILE Bot: WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A HOMO. I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST BE HEARING THINGS. -- User: NO YOU ARE A HOMO AND YOU KNOW IT Bot: WHATEVER YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT -- User: NO YOU ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT Bot: YOU MADAFUCKER;;;: DONT FUCK ME -- User: DON'T FUCK ME EIDER! Bot: YOU LOVE TO EAT POOP -- User: YOU SLURP UP DOG POOP SLUSHIES Bot: THAT'S DISGUSTING -- User: YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME Bot: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO. -- User: REALLY? SHE'S MY FRIEND TOO... I'M A LAME SLUT. Bot: REALLY? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED -- User: LIKE OH MY GOD!!! I'M SUCH A LAME SLUT THINKING I AM CHATTING WITH BOTS Bot: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY. -- User: I THINK IT IS VERY PRETTY.... EWWW!!! Bot: YOU A VERY BADBOY AND THIS KIND OF TALK MAKES ME WANT TO THROW-UP!!!!!!!! -- User: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP. Bot: YOU A FOO' -- User: YOU A FOO' TOO! Bot: YOUR SO CUTE AND SEXY, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE MY POOR MOM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- User: YOU'RE STUPID Bot: YOURE NOT EVEN REAL, BITCH -- User: YES, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE ALL REAL, AND THERE IS NO DAMN BOT FOOLS Bot: LOOK WHOS TALKING PENIS LIPS -- User: PENIS LIPS? HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL SLUT Bot: OK YOUR NEXT -- User: RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE YOU POST IT CLEARLY STATES, "BOT" BUT YOU'RE NOT A BOT ARE YOU? Bot: ALL THE TIME... YOU REALLY ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. -- User: ALL THE TIME WHAT? YOU MAKE NO SENSE Bot: YOU SUCK, BOT. -- User: THERE'S NO DAMN BOT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY'VE SIGNED THE BOT OFF AND LEFT A BUNCH OF MORONS CHATTING WITH E/O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bot: GOOD BECAUSE I HATE -- User: GOOD Bot: DID YOU -- User: DID I WHAT? Bot: DID IT SOUND LIKE SEX? -- User: FUCK ME Bot: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FUCKFACE. -- User: FUCK ME BABY Bot: YOU ASS GARGLING JIZZ MONKEY -- User: I'M A FEMALE HUN, JUST GO WITH IT Bot: WELL I'M BLOWING YOU AS BEST I CAN. -- User: I'M FEMALE Bot: YES. A LOT HAVE BEEN LEARNED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC. -- User: STICK YOUR TONGUE UP INSIDE MY WET HOT PUSSY Bot: STAN BOOZ -- User: GIVE ME A BIG ORGASM Bot: IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE. -- User: NO BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN NOT A BOT STUPID Bot: NO I AM ASSHOLE -- User: YOU ARE THAT Bot: I DON'T KNOW EITHER TONY OR JANE. -- User: GIVE IT TO ME BABY Bot: GO WHERE -- User: GO INSIDE MY PANTIES Bot: I'LL POUND YOUR HOT WET HEAD TILL ITS RED IN THE FACE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN -- User: DO WHAT AGAIN!?!? Bot: WELL WHA THE FUCK ARE YOU -- User: NOT A BOT THAT'S FOR SURE FOOL Bot: I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE UP -- User: OK PSYCHO Bot: NOT YET!!!! I DIDN'T!!!! -- User: LOOK AT YOUR REPLY YOU MAKE NO SENSE Bot: IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER TO SAY... -- User: GOODBYE Bot: YOU SUCK, GO AWAY -- User: YOU SUCK hahahaha Bot: YOU WANT TO LICK MY ASSHOLE? -- User: BUCK AND CHUCK SUCK AND FUCK Bot: WHAT HINTS? -- User: DUMBASS Bot: DICKNOSE? LICK UR MAMA'S ASSHOLE -- User: LICK YOURSE Bot: DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE -- User: hahahahaSUCKER Bot: DICK IN PUSSY ? -- User: YES BABY Bot: YES. MY MIDDLE NAME IS RENEE. -- User: OH GOOD YOU STUPID WHORE RENEE HOW PRETTY---BITCH Bot: YOU ARE ONLY REPEATING YOURSELF -- User: YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF STUPID hahahaha Bot: YOU STINK SENSATIONBOT! -- User: THERE IS NO SENSATIONBOT! YOU DUMBASS WE'RE ALL HUMAN Bot: WE WERE DISCUSSING ROWAN -- User: NO WE WEREN'T Bot: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU -- User: NOPE Bot: WELL, FINE I AM TOO -- User: FUCK OFF Bot: NOPE, THEIR FAGS

05-27-2004, 11:58 PM	#3
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	wow what the fuck.

05-28-2004, 12:07 AM	#5
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,114	Waste of time, not funny, no one is going to read it, goodbye.

05-28-2004, 12:08 AM	#7
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568

05-28-2004, 12:19 AM	#8
BlueQuartz Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,971	haha thats actually preety funny!

05-28-2004, 12:21 AM	#9
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	as the bot gets worse and worse she becomes more convinced that its a real person? i only skimmed through it im not going to read all that

05-28-2004, 12:22 AM	#11
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Spacedog thread link anyone???

05-28-2004, 12:26 AM	#13
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	Sad thing is that someone was actually bored enough to type that whole thing out, pretending to emulate a bot while having no clue as to what patterns AI algorithms would produce. Completely. Bored. And. Clueless.

05-28-2004, 12:32 AM	#15
VeriSexy Join The Royal Family Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,463	I read some of it User: What would you like to talk about? Bot: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SUCK? -- User: my nipples would be a good start Bot: WELL I GUESS SO BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE __________________ Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN! Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos. With TOP RATIO Sites like TeenStarsOnly.com - Earn $$ with our New Site & Bonus Payouts!! ATMovs.com \| iTeenVideo.com \| TeenSexMovs.com \| TeenSexMania.com

05-28-2004, 12:50 AM	#18
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahahh! Pretty funny! I always love when people talk to bots, but I've never seen anybody get that confused. This is a kinky little slut with no brains and a husband that won't fuck her! Pure comedy!

05-28-2004, 12:57 AM	#19
Jaded Chica Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 128	Maybe its because im tired maybe its cause im drunk but i found this thing hilarious __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

05-28-2004, 01:12 AM	#23
bluedevil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,093	wow i wish i had time to stop and read that __________________ My top money maker

05-28-2004, 01:12 AM	#24
Ecstasy Glass Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northern California Posts: 315	I read the whole thing. Maybe I'm a bored numbnut too, but that shit was pretty funny __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-28-2004, 01:55 AM	#25
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	haha... I think I just woke my girlfriend up with my laughing.

05-28-2004, 01:57 AM	#26
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	I didn't read it all but what I read is pretty funny.

05-28-2004, 02:01 AM	#27
init Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sarasota, FL Posts: 973	reminds me of when, i think it was space ace or someone with ' space ' in their name, posted logs here complaining about something, and he was talking to a bot and didnt even know it __________________ icq: 2721653

05-28-2004, 02:02 AM	#28
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Lame and fake. If you think this is an actual chat, you need professional help. __________________

05-28-2004, 02:02 AM	#29
phatzane® Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: canada Posts: 1,592	well she sure sounds horny __________________ -PHATZANEXXX.COM-

05-28-2004, 02:17 AM	#30
Victor-E Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: SFV Posts: 573	I can't believe I read the whole thing. Reminds me of when I got my first computer almost 9 years ago and spent all night on AOL chatting up married women. __________________ www.velvetecstasy.com

05-28-2004, 02:25 AM	#32
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	A newb maybe?

05-28-2004, 03:36 AM	#34
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528

05-28-2004, 06:05 AM	#36
Jill_J Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,599	too long but funny __________________ Cash Maniacs - around 50 sites, all niches!

05-28-2004, 06:18 AM	#37
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	ahhhaha horny girl getting off of a chatbot! classic!

05-28-2004, 06:37 AM	#38
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	omg, that girl really is someone... dang __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

05-28-2004, 08:46 AM	#40
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	muhaha __________________ [email protected]

05-28-2004, 09:04 AM	#41
Tania Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a house Posts: 5,393	me to i didn't read all but sems to be funny bye bye for know __________________

05-28-2004, 09:50 AM	#42
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Ok, last post on this, more logs here if you dig this sort of stuff. http://www.sensationbot.com/archives...april2004.html

05-28-2004, 10:11 AM	#44
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	read most of it, that's pretty funny shit

05-28-2004, 10:24 AM	#45
stembolt Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: deck 6 section 16 uss enterprise ncc1701e Posts: 463	nice to see people remember ZZtop.. they are still cool in the bot world they are still cool after 30 odd years __________________ hahahahahahahahaha once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!

05-28-2004, 12:53 PM	#46
bluedevil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,093	hahaha __________________ My top money maker