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RayVega · 08-01-2004, 05:51 AM

Ok, came up with the concept after seeing crankyankers' "puppets gone wild" commercial spoof. I know there was "meet the feebles" back in the 70's...but this is focused on porn puppets.

Did a few test shoots, and yes I made the puppets myself...
64.246.6.104/puppet/1/
64.246.6.104/puppet/2/

Now i'm ready for production with better puppets.
Thoughts?

-RVega

Jdoughs · 08-01-2004, 05:53 AM

HAHA i love it

$50 says it would get posted at the hun, he seems to have the sence of humor.

I bet that would sell to.

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 06:07 AM

You think it should be used as a traffic feeder to other paysites, or could it hold it's own?

I know there are enough of us that think it's funny, and will look at it (1200 people already put their email address on the list). But how many sick fucks would pay to see it? that is the question.

-RVega

=^..^= · 08-01-2004, 06:09 AM

thats fucking hilarious!
i dont know if ppl would pay to see it though but it's worth a shot

actually that might work good with that new pay per click system

xclusive · 08-01-2004, 06:11 AM

It would get listed on the hun no doubt...I would promote it becase it's so fresh good Job...

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 06:12 AM

They are fully functional too (meaning you can work them as puppets). I figure I'm gonna make videos as well. Should be funny as shit.

-RVega

Jdoughs · 08-01-2004, 06:13 AM

Well you make your own content so thats not to large of an expence, and its original so why not make 15-20 sets, and weekly/biweekly updates. You could have enough to set up a site on its own im sure.

Im sure lots of the adult/college type humor sites would post funny pics and galleries.

Might be something to look into.

Also , if you can do custom you may be able to get some jobs makin skits of real pornstars but puppets, for promos or for there own sites to give the members a laugh. Depends on the quality you can put out i guess on all levels

=^..^= · 08-01-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs

Also , if you can do custom you may be able to get some jobs makin skits of real pornstars but puppets, for promos or for there own sites to give the members a laugh. Depends on the quality you can put out i guess on all levels

yeah you could do some great spoofs using puppets

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 06:16 AM

Never even thought of pimpin the idea out as promo to other sites' personalities. Great idea!

What about celebrity puppets...law suit?

-RVega

DesignWise · 08-01-2004, 06:17 AM

you'll never know unless you try, i might just work...

=^..^= · 08-01-2004, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RayVega
Never even thought of pimpin the idea out as promo to other sites' personalities. Great idea!

What about celebrity puppets...law suit?

-RVega

if you change the names just a little bit - too make them funnier i think it would be okay
lioek the way porn movies rip of hollwyood movies and just change the charcters names to sexual inuendos

Sarah_Jayne · 08-01-2004, 06:34 AM

well I have to say that is fantastic and you found away around the new regulations..lol

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 07:01 AM

yea, i'll even make up 2257 materials for the puppets in case Ashhahahahaha pops in...that'll get a laugh, huh?

I think i'll post the pics of the puppets holding up their photo ID as well. Just for kicks.

-RVega

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 07:03 AM

oops, didn't realize we couldn't say the name of the US attorney general...

Firehorse · 08-01-2004, 07:42 AM

Well done. This has great potential!

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 07:48 AM

Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Considering it takes about 30 hours to make a puppet like this...It looks like it may be worth a shot.

My newer puppets will take about 50-75 hours, they are covered with the same material as jim hensons puppets (antron fleece) instead of retriculated polyfoam, but i think the time could be worth it.

Thanks again,
RVega

NY_TIM · 08-01-2004, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RayVega
Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Considering it takes about 30 hours to make a puppet like this...It looks like it may be worth a shot.

My newer puppets will take about 50-75 hours, they are covered with the same material as jim hensons puppets (antron fleece) instead of retriculated polyfoam, but i think the time could be worth it.

Thanks again,
RVega

Puppet Porn.. Whats this world coming too?

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 09:14 AM

Is that a thumbs up? or down?

Doctor Dre · 08-01-2004, 09:25 AM

ROFL !!! Post that on thehun ... seriously

Corleone · 08-01-2004, 09:30 AM

thehun would list that

not sure if ppl signup if there's puppet porn only on the site...

but flat eric in my sig gets really horny when he sees your puppet girlie ;)

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 09:35 AM

I'll definitely post to the hun, see what happens. I have a few other pic sets of a few different puppet girls as well, i'll put em together.

Looks like there's going to be a puppet porn studio in my basement...

Thanks again,
RVega

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 08-01-2004, 09:49 AM

Haha!

Yeah, gotta agree. Put it on the Hun, thats some funny shit!

TweetyBird · 08-01-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Haha!

Yeah, gotta agree. Put it on the Hun, thats some funny shit!

yep, hehe

TheWildcard · 08-01-2004, 09:57 AM

Where is it?

SS396chevelleSS · 08-01-2004, 10:02 AM

LOL I love it, I think it might do best though promoting a toy site

Theo · 08-01-2004, 10:02 AM

put it behind a free avs system like sexkey.

Napolean · 08-01-2004, 10:02 AM

lemme know when the affiliate program is running!!

webseth · 08-01-2004, 11:10 AM

how do you 2257 those puppets? they're clearly not 18.. and going further i wonder how it would be if you had underage looking, or even animal puppets doing things. (kind of a throw back to the schoolgirl/beastiality realdoll thread a few months ago) it would have to fall under the same umbrella that protected the simulated illegal porn made with 3d graphics and stuff right?

obscenity is an interesting thing, protecting victims or policing thought?

- Seth

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 12:41 PM

Definitely protected. I mean look, obscenity is one thing...you make a puppet skit that is simulated underage, and it is protected by the same ruling as the 3d anim...but that does not mean that the "community" does not find it offensive and therefore obscene.

It's a fine line.

I mean what about a monster puppet banging a girl puppet? beastiality? I don't think so...but some may find it obscene. That's the problem with the current administration and how it is stomping all over our beloved constitution.

They stopped Joe camel in his tracks on the idea that he was appealing to kids...whos to say the same isn't true about my porn puppets?

-RVega

Azlord · 08-01-2004, 12:46 PM

That is some funny stuff. Although i hear "puppet" talent can be difficult to work with.

Basic_man · 08-01-2004, 12:48 PM

Mouhahaha, funny. But it wouldn't sell

Napolean · 08-01-2004, 12:50 PM

hmm.. serious note

how do we know these puppets did this of their own free will?

i have a feeling they were forced into those positions

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 12:53 PM

You know how hard it is to find a good puppet model that is willing to show a little skin! Plus most of them don't have a driver's license so keeping proper ID on file is a nightmare.

They do accept monopoly money for payment though.

-RVega

MetaMan · 08-01-2004, 12:54 PM

i just blew,

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 12:59 PM

Now that's sick

-RVega

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
hmm.. serious note

how do we know these puppets did this of their own free will?

i have a feeling they were forced into those positions

now, now. What kind of animal do you think I am? I never forced a puppet to do something they didn't want to. Although I do admit that I may have had my hand up their asses during a few of those poses.

-RVega

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 02:35 PM

Besides, after the change in the sesame street format, there's a lot of puppets out of work here in NY. For an 8-ball of pop rocks these puppets will do just about anything.

Is it me, or is this just getting weird now?

-RVega

NY_TIM · 08-01-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RayVega
I'll definitely post to the hun, see what happens. I have a few other pic sets of a few different puppet girls as well, i'll put em together.

Looks like there's going to be a puppet porn studio in my basement...

Thanks again,
RVega

I know this guy, he's not kidding, there really is a studio in his basement.. The tough part is explaing to his kids why daddy is playing with naked puppets...

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
I know this guy, he's not kidding, there really is a studio in his basement.. The tough part is explaing to his kids why daddy is playing with naked puppets...

Come on Tim, you know the puppets don't come out until after 9pm...the hard part is explaining to my wife why I'm playing with naked puppets.

-RVega

NY_TIM · 08-01-2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RayVega
Come on Tim, you know the puppets don't come out until after 9pm...the hard part is explaining to my wife why I'm playing with naked puppets.

-RVega

well, then theres that.......

ztik · 08-01-2004, 04:01 PM

NY_TIM · 08-01-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by ztik

thats great!!!

TheMob · 08-01-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NY_TIM
thats great!!!

yeah, that's a fucking funny gif

RayVega · 08-01-2004, 08:56 PM

bump

-RVega

girl_next_door · 08-01-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by ztik

lolz...so hilarious, i believe i've seen something like that before with different characters

aSStig · 08-01-2004, 09:14 PM

trannies . . . .

fr8 · 08-01-2004, 09:37 PM

Thats funny.

People will pay for anything it seems. Give it a shot by itself. Im sure it would sell.

Vitasoy · 08-01-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by ztik

haha classic pic. I have that on my had some where

kowntafit · 08-01-2004, 10:07 PM

Nice concept. Why the fuck not?

There are plenty or weird people in this world.

RedShoe · 08-01-2004, 10:29 PM

do it man. My Roach sex site is a hit.

08-01-2004, 05:51 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Puppets Having Sex Ok, came up with the concept after seeing crankyankers' "puppets gone wild" commercial spoof. I know there was "meet the feebles" back in the 70's...but this is focused on porn puppets. Did a few test shoots, and yes I made the puppets myself... 64.246.6.104/puppet/1/ 64.246.6.104/puppet/2/ Now i'm ready for production with better puppets. Thoughts? -RVega

08-01-2004, 05:53 AM	#2
Jdoughs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Great White North Posts: 5,794	HAHA i love it $50 says it would get posted at the hun, he seems to have the sence of humor. I bet that would sell to. __________________ LinkSpun - Premier Adult Link Trading Community - ICQ - 464/\281/\250 Be Seen By New Webmasters/Affiliates * Target out webmasters/affiliates based on niches your sites are for less than $20 a month. AmeriNOC - Proudly hosted @ AmeriNOC!

08-01-2004, 06:09 AM	#4
=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	thats fucking hilarious! i dont know if ppl would pay to see it though but it's worth a shot actually that might work good with that new pay per click system __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF Last edited by =^..^=; 08-01-2004 at 06:10 AM..

08-01-2004, 06:13 AM	#7
Jdoughs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Great White North Posts: 5,794	Well you make your own content so thats not to large of an expence, and its original so why not make 15-20 sets, and weekly/biweekly updates. You could have enough to set up a site on its own im sure. Im sure lots of the adult/college type humor sites would post funny pics and galleries. Might be something to look into. Also , if you can do custom you may be able to get some jobs makin skits of real pornstars but puppets, for promos or for there own sites to give the members a laugh. Depends on the quality you can put out i guess on all levels __________________ LinkSpun - Premier Adult Link Trading Community - ICQ - 464/\281/\250 Be Seen By New Webmasters/Affiliates * Target out webmasters/affiliates based on niches your sites are for less than $20 a month. AmeriNOC - Proudly hosted @ AmeriNOC!

08-01-2004, 07:03 AM	#14
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	oops, didn't realize we couldn't say the name of the US attorney general... Last edited by RayVega; 08-01-2004 at 07:04 AM..

08-01-2004, 06:07 AM	#3
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	You think it should be used as a traffic feeder to other paysites, or could it hold it's own? I know there are enough of us that think it's funny, and will look at it (1200 people already put their email address on the list). But how many sick fucks would pay to see it? that is the question. -RVega

08-01-2004, 06:11 AM	#5
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	It would get listed on the hun no doubt...I would promote it becase it's so fresh good Job...

08-01-2004, 06:12 AM	#6
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	They are fully functional too (meaning you can work them as puppets). I figure I'm gonna make videos as well. Should be funny as shit. -RVega

08-01-2004, 06:16 AM	#9
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Never even thought of pimpin the idea out as promo to other sites' personalities. Great idea! What about celebrity puppets...law suit? -RVega

08-01-2004, 06:17 AM	#10
DesignWise Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Center of the Sun Posts: 3,575	you'll never know unless you try, i might just work...

08-01-2004, 06:34 AM	#12
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	well I have to say that is fantastic and you found away around the new regulations..lol

08-01-2004, 07:01 AM	#13
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	yea, i'll even make up 2257 materials for the puppets in case Ashhahahahaha pops in...that'll get a laugh, huh? I think i'll post the pics of the puppets holding up their photo ID as well. Just for kicks. -RVega

08-01-2004, 07:42 AM	#15
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Well done. This has great potential! __________________ MySweetEbony

08-01-2004, 07:48 AM	#16
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Considering it takes about 30 hours to make a puppet like this...It looks like it may be worth a shot. My newer puppets will take about 50-75 hours, they are covered with the same material as jim hensons puppets (antron fleece) instead of retriculated polyfoam, but i think the time could be worth it. Thanks again, RVega

08-01-2004, 09:14 AM	#18
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Is that a thumbs up? or down?

08-01-2004, 09:30 AM	#20
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	thehun would list that not sure if ppl signup if there's puppet porn only on the site... but flat eric in my sig gets really horny when he sees your puppet girlie ;)

08-01-2004, 09:35 AM	#21
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	I'll definitely post to the hun, see what happens. I have a few other pic sets of a few different puppet girls as well, i'll put em together. Looks like there's going to be a puppet porn studio in my basement... Thanks again, RVega

08-01-2004, 09:49 AM	#22
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Haha! Yeah, gotta agree. Put it on the Hun, thats some funny shit! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

08-01-2004, 09:57 AM	#24
TheWildcard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,759	Where is it?

08-01-2004, 10:02 AM	#25
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08-01-2004, 10:02 AM	#26
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	put it behind a free avs system like sexkey.

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08-01-2004, 11:10 AM	#28
webseth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 362	how do you 2257 those puppets? they're clearly not 18.. and going further i wonder how it would be if you had underage looking, or even animal puppets doing things. (kind of a throw back to the schoolgirl/beastiality realdoll thread a few months ago) it would have to fall under the same umbrella that protected the simulated illegal porn made with 3d graphics and stuff right? obscenity is an interesting thing, protecting victims or policing thought? - Seth

08-01-2004, 12:41 PM	#29
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Definitely protected. I mean look, obscenity is one thing...you make a puppet skit that is simulated underage, and it is protected by the same ruling as the 3d anim...but that does not mean that the "community" does not find it offensive and therefore obscene. It's a fine line. I mean what about a monster puppet banging a girl puppet? beastiality? I don't think so...but some may find it obscene. That's the problem with the current administration and how it is stomping all over our beloved constitution. They stopped Joe camel in his tracks on the idea that he was appealing to kids...whos to say the same isn't true about my porn puppets? -RVega

08-01-2004, 12:46 PM	#30
Azlord Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: City... City of Satan Posts: 2,651	That is some funny stuff. Although i hear "puppet" talent can be difficult to work with.

08-01-2004, 12:48 PM	#31
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Mouhahaha, funny. But it wouldn't sell __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

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Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	hmm.. serious note how do we know these puppets did this of their own free will? i have a feeling they were forced into those positions __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

08-01-2004, 12:53 PM	#33
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	You know how hard it is to find a good puppet model that is willing to show a little skin! Plus most of them don't have a driver's license so keeping proper ID on file is a nightmare. They do accept monopoly money for payment though. -RVega

08-01-2004, 12:54 PM	#34
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i just blew,

08-01-2004, 12:59 PM	#35
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Now that's sick -RVega

08-01-2004, 02:35 PM	#37
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Besides, after the change in the sesame street format, there's a lot of puppets out of work here in NY. For an 8-ball of pop rocks these puppets will do just about anything. Is it me, or is this just getting weird now? -RVega

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