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Old 05-01-2001, 03:27 PM   #1
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The origen of Boneprone with apologies.

I have a confession to make to you all. There is no Boneprone. Years ago I kidnapped a group of eastern european scientists and forced them to develop a computer virus with AI to do my bidding. Boneprone is the current manifestation of this hybrid.

After destroying all the evidence of my evil deed I set him loose on the net to make me rich and annoy people. The reason there is often confusion as to Boneprone, bone prone, dank, sweet jimmy, etc... is whenever he is stressed the AI is programmed to replicate itsself and carry on my evil bidding. This is the origin of the "boneprone family".

Those of you who think you've spoken or met with "the real Boneprone" are mistaken. Using brainwashed out-of-work actors and voice synthesizers I've fooled you. Fools.

At some time in the future the original Boneprone will sign over all of his earthly holdings to me then destroy my enemies. After which he will erase his own code. However the replicants he's created will go on until such a time that they too have outlived their usefulness, thus creating an empire in pepertuity.

I make this confession to clear my own conscience for the pain and confusion I have caused you all. Unfortunately by reading this you have made yourself a danger to me and my boneproneclones, so you too will eventually have to be destroyed. I apologize in advance for this inconvenience.

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Old 05-01-2001, 03:42 PM   #2
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Ha Ha
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Old 05-01-2001, 03:55 PM   #3
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hmmmmmm.
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Old 05-01-2001, 03:57 PM   #4
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Then what about Dank, Rage, and Jimmy?

If you crated me, and if I am actually posting as them, how do they fall into this story?
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Old 05-01-2001, 04:37 PM   #5
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Next you'll tell us there really is no Pinky too, right Brain?!

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Old 05-01-2001, 05:01 PM   #6
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whats pinky?
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Old 05-01-2001, 05:58 PM   #7
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Pinky? Sounds like a gay person but I've never seen him posting here..
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Old 05-01-2001, 06:01 PM   #8
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gees,,,shows how many have seen the cartoon "Pinky and the Brain"

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Old 05-01-2001, 06:18 PM   #9
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Actually, my immediate association was to the Teletubbies (Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po) hehe
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Old 05-01-2001, 06:23 PM   #10
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Then what about Dank, Rage, and Jimmy?

If you crated me, and if I am actually posting as them, how do they fall into this story?
They're boneproneclones. At intermittant intervals the original creates a mutated version to carry on the diabolical deeds.



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Old 05-01-2001, 06:37 PM   #11
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WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE A PIC OF ME?? A rEAL PIC?

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Old 05-02-2001, 03:14 AM   #12
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come on boneprone, show it ...

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Old 05-02-2001, 01:58 PM   #13
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see me at the convention
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Old 05-02-2001, 04:01 PM   #14
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vegas is fairly far from here!
i wont be there this june

so at least take a look at my TGP and start traffic trade with me

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Old 05-02-2001, 06:01 PM   #15
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Hmmmm, does this post count toward my t-shirt???

And, what is a bone prone again?
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Old 05-02-2001, 06:05 PM   #16
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smashing thumbs icq me.

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Old 05-03-2001, 02:04 AM   #17
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Hey Warp Icq Me.
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Old 05-03-2001, 02:22 AM   #18
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Nice one Warp, I can see where the part about destroying all your enemies becomes relevant LOL!



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Old 05-03-2001, 02:26 AM   #19
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Can I icq you Bonehprone, duh...uh...?

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Old 05-03-2001, 02:27 AM   #20
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are you for real corkie?
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Old 05-03-2001, 01:42 PM   #21
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see me at the convention
BTW - when is the convention?

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Old 05-03-2001, 01:49 PM   #22
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Its not in Oklahomah!! Shit I cant even spell it! You may be the only webmaster from Oklahomah I know! Cool Deal!

Its in Vegas Last week of June.
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Old 05-03-2001, 02:01 PM   #23
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FUCK! I have to be in Missouri that week.

Guess I'll catch it next year.

I doubt there are many (if any) from here. I wouldn't be from here if I had a choice. I need to move to Texas. At least they don't have suck-ass laws there. Here we all drink 3.2% beer (yours is 6%) and I can't host any pics with penetration on my servers. It sucks.

Get this (and sorry to go off topic for a sec) I can have a chick with her top off and a q-tip in her ear and go to jail. The same pic without the q-tip, and it is legal. They don't allow penetration of any kind - but I can put the camera 1mm from her spread pussy lips and that's fine. Wierd. I'll never get this state.

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Old 05-05-2001, 02:42 AM   #24
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Old 05-26-2001, 03:32 AM   #25
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so was sweetjimmy corky?? Did we ever figure this one out?
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