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blakkfrogg · 05-29-2001, 09:36 PM

A friend of mine started a bulletin board similar to this one and on the FIRST day, an asshole with a chip on his shoulder sauntered in and crapped in the punch bowl. I hate when that happens.

Here is my response. Figured a few of you who know me would enjoy it. Oh, and the quote parts ARE direct quotes. I have no reason to lie... Not this time at least.

People stopped to watch as the self-proclaimed Learned Man in town stood up on stage and began his speech...

"you have made buisness bad for everyone why do you

i have keen skills

i have more money than all of you tgp people put into same

i laugh at you all when usa stops your porn and my people take all your money it will happen and then you will see

then you will be kissing me feet for some trouble that you cause

dont make more tgp here
make less tgp so we all make more money

you so dumb in usa"

At the end of his speech there was much rejoicing in the crowd. The masses gathered 'round this man who had so eloquently expressed his thoughts.

"Grammar! Grammar!" the excited masses exclaimed. The intensity of their cries rivaled the strength and power of the sound made by 192 chainsaws and half a dozen Volkswagon Beetles with bad mufflers running simultaneously.

"Punctuation! Punctuation!" chanted others.

And the man who thought he had all the answers stood silent, for he knew not what to say -- let alone how to say it correctly.

| Enter Noble Frogg |

"Quiet!" screamed the Noble Frogg. "Be silent and stop all your yapping! Let him defends his claims. If he is right, then we shall all bow down before him. If he is wrong, then a miracle shall show us his true nature."

The crowd hushed as though they were waiting for someone to break wind.... and then it happened.

People were in awe.

Sucker had managed to pull off one of the most amazing anatomical stunts in history. Some called it a miracle. Others plugged their noses. Sucker had found a way to excrete anal gas from his mouth in place of words.

For those that fail to see the point of this little story, Sucker has done one thing: He has talked a lot of shit.

- The End

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05-29-2001, 09:36 PM	#1
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	I outdid myself..... for now. A friend of mine started a bulletin board similar to this one and on the FIRST day, an asshole with a chip on his shoulder sauntered in and crapped in the punch bowl. I hate when that happens. Here is my response. Figured a few of you who know me would enjoy it. Oh, and the quote parts ARE direct quotes. I have no reason to lie... Not this time at least. People stopped to watch as the self-proclaimed Learned Man in town stood up on stage and began his speech... "you have made buisness bad for everyone why do you i have keen skills i have more money than all of you tgp people put into same i laugh at you all when usa stops your porn and my people take all your money it will happen and then you will see then you will be kissing me feet for some trouble that you cause dont make more tgp here make less tgp so we all make more money you so dumb in usa" At the end of his speech there was much rejoicing in the crowd. The masses gathered 'round this man who had so eloquently expressed his thoughts. "Grammar! Grammar!" the excited masses exclaimed. The intensity of their cries rivaled the strength and power of the sound made by 192 chainsaws and half a dozen Volkswagon Beetles with bad mufflers running simultaneously. "Punctuation! Punctuation!" chanted others. And the man who thought he had all the answers stood silent, for he knew not what to say -- let alone how to say it correctly. \| Enter Noble Frogg \| "Quiet!" screamed the Noble Frogg. "Be silent and stop all your yapping! Let him defends his claims. If he is right, then we shall all bow down before him. If he is wrong, then a miracle shall show us his true nature." The crowd hushed as though they were waiting for someone to break wind.... and then it happened. People were in awe. Sucker had managed to pull off one of the most amazing anatomical stunts in history. Some called it a miracle. Others plugged their noses. Sucker had found a way to excrete anal gas from his mouth in place of words. For those that fail to see the point of this little story, Sucker has done one thing: He has talked a lot of shit. - The End ------------------ Something New... http://www.americas-best.com/adult