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06-13-2001, 02:40 PM
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Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?
I used to crumple, but it gave me bad hemorrhoids. Now I am a folding man, and life has never been better...
What about all of you? --Brock |
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06-13-2001, 02:41 PM
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Will code for food...
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folding is good
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06-13-2001, 02:44 PM
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Dude.....WTF
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06-13-2001, 02:49 PM
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LOL Elvis,
I use Charmin extra soft (makes my tushy happy!) but I'm sure that the hemmy problem is also due to the huge amount of "sittin' on my ass" that's required for this job. --Brock |
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06-13-2001, 02:50 PM
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Bah, who needs toilet paper. I use leaves & throw them in the yard as compost. I just got to remember not to use the poison oak leaves
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06-13-2001, 05:34 PM
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Sitting on my ass... I do that all day long and I gotta tell you it sucks. That brings up another topic -- chairs. What do you guys prefer other than Aeron?
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06-13-2001, 06:10 PM
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Toilet paper.....who gives a shit?
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06-13-2001, 08:15 PM
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I just sit on the floor and scoot across it on my ass............ getting the damn splinters out is a whole nother topic though........
god I am in a sick ass mood tonight. Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Gimmee your fucking galleries, NOW!!! AND Your AVS Sites!! |
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06-13-2001, 11:44 PM
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My solution: Use the "crumple" method (much easier) and put a dab of lotion on it....it'll make your winky-hole clean as a whistle, it'll smell like heaven, and you'll never have the "helmy" problem ever again <font face="Arial">___________ CD  * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
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06-14-2001, 12:14 AM
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Tam OMG you gave me a memory of one of my friends who had a really fat cat and he color clean himself so he would scoot around the floor =o) bwhahahaaha ------------------ - TheWatcher Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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06-14-2001, 12:16 AM
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I use small rabbits... and yes, i fold em
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06-14-2001, 12:56 AM
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The main thing about toilet paper is that there are two sorts of people in the world: cretins who let the paper roll off the back of the roll and normal people who let it roll off the front.
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06-14-2001, 02:10 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Moose, you are truly a god. A bear and a rabbit are having a shit in the woods, they both finish at the same time, and the bear says to the rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" whereupon the rabbit says "no, I surely don't" ......so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
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06-14-2001, 02:58 AM
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HOLY SHIT Tam! ROFLMFAO I just remember my moms dog. She used to scoot her ass all over the floor, and it had NOTHING to do with shitting! LOL Guess it must be the hemoroid problem that brock is having
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06-14-2001, 02:59 AM
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Geez CDsmith.....
did your 3rd grade girlfriend teach you that joke today? or did that fly right over your bloated ass head in 2nd grade? LO fucking L... |
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06-14-2001, 03:00 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Balljoints:
[B]HOLY SHIT Tam! ROFLMFAO I just remember my moms dog. She used to scoot her ass all over the floor, and it had NOTHING to do with shitting! LOL Guess it must be the hemoroid problem that brock is having Oh, and back to the question. I am a folder. And yes CD, I do have the butt paper come off the front of the roll...(damn, did I really go that far in depth about my shitting habits?) Balljoints |
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06-14-2001, 12:40 PM
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rotfl.... well what was I supposed to say? Jeesus.....
In fact I was watching my kitten doing that very thing right before I opened this thread so it just kinda fit........ I was and do get in these sicko moods where anything flies out of my mouth. rotfl ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Gimmee your fucking galleries, NOW!!! AND Your AVS Sites!! |
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06-14-2001, 02:07 PM
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Who uses toilet paper? I take old corncobs to wipe my dirty ass. Its hurts at first, but after the first week you get use to it when the scabs have healed up.
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06-14-2001, 05:00 PM
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Tam ... you'd better see a vet ... Er ... Ummm ... I mean doctor, as soon as possible Hun ... LOL |
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06-14-2001, 05:03 PM
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i've done lil stupid research on that topic when i was in high school.. which was only 1 year ago...
at least from my school mostly all the girls crumble and the guys fold.. guys are the neat freaks  girls like shit in their hand |
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06-14-2001, 05:05 PM
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06-14-2001, 06:44 PM
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Ummm, I've never heard of anyone folding their toilet paper before...
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06-15-2001, 01:06 AM
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06-15-2001, 01:11 AM
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you mean men actually use toilet paper?
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06-15-2001, 12:38 PM
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crumpled for years til someone yelled at me for using too much of their house toilet paper. Used to over-flow the toilet all the time. I started folding and never had a problem after that.
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06-15-2001, 12:47 PM
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LMAO =o)
Anyone use like really expensive brand of toilet paper? I use Angel Soft... =o0 heheheh ------------------ - TheWatcher Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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06-16-2001, 06:39 AM
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I've tired BOTH ways, and you know either way sooner or later, your finger rips through and you get shit under your nails!!!
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06-16-2001, 08:59 AM
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Let me guess.... as a day job you're the guy that rips the lettuce for salad at the busiest restaurant in town, right?   <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> |
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06-16-2001, 09:31 AM
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I make little airplains with toilet paper and then launch them up my ass...
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06-16-2001, 10:37 AM
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i use charmin double roll
it was 3.5 cents per foot. paper towels are half that price but i love my ass way too much |
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06-16-2001, 11:36 AM
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LOL, Deluxe
What I do is print out hard copies of this message board, crumple, then wipe. It hurts, but the satisfaction is WELL worth it! Hey board, you ever get done going #2, only to find out there's like one sheet of tp left on the dispenser. You reach over to the cupboard under the sink (where you keep reserves) and realize that's gone to? I have done plenty of runs (no pun intended) accross the house, pants around the ankles, in search of any viable paper product... heheh. What about you? --Brock |
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06-16-2001, 01:30 PM
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06-16-2001, 11:58 PM
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ok, how many squares do you use on average?
I use about 4. |
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06-17-2001, 03:22 AM
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Fold..
And speaking of TP. In 1991 (way before the the Gorby fiasco), I went to Russia and from the east to the west and in EVERY semi-major city, EVEN Moscow (outside of the tourist area) one of the most VALUABLE and PRECIOUS items was toilet paper! (and toilet seats!) OMG. If it wasn't for our crew planning for this ahead of time, we would have suffered. I'm too used to the good 'ol soft, supple, fuzzy tp. They use what reminded me of "brown writing paper" from grade school cut in 4x4" squares. Next time, try wiping your ass with writing paper. And that's if you could even find those paper squares. About 80% of the public facilities had none. So thank god we brought rolls and rolls. EVERY mother fuckin public bathroom was deplorable. You never had to ask the locals where a restroom was 'cause you could smell them 500 feet away! And NONE of the toilets had toilet seats. I think it's a precious commodity there cause all the seats were stolen/missing. Sooooo...as you can imagine..doing the "2" was quite a task.... If you ever go, stay in the heart of Moscow and don't go anywhere else. You're ass will suffer. |
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06-17-2001, 09:56 AM
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Now we have all types of toilet paper
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lol, my ass is way hairy and collects many dingle-berries so I gotta keep wipin.
 Sometimes it's like a fuckin soft serve machine gone mad. Ya keep wiping and more shit comes out. It's a viscious cycle! I'm in counceling for it now. Quote:
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