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Who is your ideal woman?
I'm lucky.... I live with her.... but after that it would be ....
Elizabeth Hurley.... Who turns your crank?
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Pounding Googlebot
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You know who......
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Dolly Parton!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
Posts: 17,920
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A realdoll would do the thing
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#5 |
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Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
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Christy Turlington!
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That's easy...
My ideal woman is: ... someone who can put up with my bullshit. ![]() |
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The Video Specialist
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Mandy Blake.
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Give it about 6 months man, she won't be too ideal. Pregnant women can be quite... uhm.. interesting ![]() How's she doing thus far anyways? Go for her first checkup? |
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Pounding Googlebot
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#11 |
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my ideal woman is
5'10" brunette def dumb and blind and a flat head for a spot to put my ashtray
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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My ideal woman is my wife!!!
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I AM WEB 2.0
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this new chick i am with has THE nicest boobs, i love boobs, they are so perfect omg omg omg
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#14 |
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any *real* woman. im getting tired of trannies
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Cindy Crawford.......
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: 420Calendar.com
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Carpe Visio
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Sick Fuck
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my ideal woman is a dwarf, with big lips, and flat head where I can place my beer while she suck me off.
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Too old to care
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Eva Markham.
Live, work and party with her and still can't get enough. ![]() |
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My time is coming...
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510
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...The dahm triplets...
![]() and if only 1... Heidi Klum.
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aspiring banker
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: toronto
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emma crosby, think she works for sky news or something now. use to work at cnbc europe.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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Carmen Electra
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i have nothing...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My GF is just perfect for me right now ... I don't want nothing more
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I'll take Raimi if I could pull her away from Rochard long enough.
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The palm sisters.
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#29 |
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She is sleeping in my bed right now
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#30 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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carmen electra...elizabeth hurley...angelina jolie...
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Traffillionaire
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My GF does it for me, but Monica Belluci would be good too
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Angelina Jolie and Veronika Zemanova...
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