Political Correctness About The Sexes

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AUSTRALIAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY -She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is
MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.

11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

12. She does not have HUGE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.

13. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST
PROVIDER.

And now for the Men...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers
GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a
case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED.

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