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What do you tell the KIDS?
NOW, I'm NOT talking about normal family issues like the large white pills you take every 30 minutes, the strategically placed handgun lockboxes throughout the house, or the inconspicious shovel and bag of lime in the trunk, or even those late nights when you come home with blood on your shirt (which you quickly burn in a garbage can in the back yard)
![]() but i'm talkin about the questions that arise when children (smart as they are) make the connection that something on the computer that they are forbidden to see somehow has something to do with your job... What do you say? ![]() |
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"hey kids, lets go to wendys and i'll buy you a frosty if you dont tell mom about those 4 naked blackmen on my computer"
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I tell them, close the door and next time knock or I will knock you into next week.
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I tell them that its adult and none of their business, when they turn 18..then they can ask... The older ones dont ask about it..they just know it would embarrass them more than me and the youngest one is too busy rooting through his older borthers mags to even think about porn on the computer yet..I'm safe for now
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They don't need to know till they are old enough ...
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i learned about the birds and the bees when i was 24, i never saw porn before that
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"Boobs? Those weren't boobs... those were two big balloons with eyes on them"
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What are you kidding? Who the hell do you think builds my sites? Free labor. They wanna eat - they have to work. That way daddy doesn't miss Oprah.
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