So I woke up this am with a fucking cough... - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 09-30-2004, 03:35 PM

and its just getting worse... Fucking bastages!!!!!!!!!!

Babagirls · 09-30-2004, 03:37 PM

might be Whooping Cough

dropped9 · 09-30-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
might be Whooping Cough

Bend over baby, I'll give you a whoooping!

Babagirls · 09-30-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Bend over baby, I'll give you a whoooping!

ya baby

mardigras · 09-30-2004, 04:11 PM

This won't help your cough but maybe it will make you laugh, a Bette Midler "Soph" bit about having a cold

I will never forget it you know. For the longest time I didn't wear no underwear.
It used to drive my boyfriend Ernie absolutely batty that I didn't wear no underwear.
One day I caught a terrible cold, Ernie said to me, "Soph, you've got to go see the doctor."
I said, "All right, make an appointment for me." So he rang up the doctor, but unbeknownced
to me this is what he told the doctor: "Doc, I'm sending Soph over. She's got a terrible
cold, but that ain't the problem. The problem is she don't wear no underwear. That's
the reason she got this cold is on account she don't wear no underwear--got that?"
"Right oh," said the doctor. So I, like a schmuck, trot on down to the doctor's office.
Doctor says "Soph, open up your mouth and say 'ahh'". I opened my mouth I said 'ahh'.
He looked down my throat and said, "Soph, you ain't wearing no underwear." I
said, "I beg your pardon, doctor." He said to me, "Soph you ain't wearing no underwear."
I said, "Doc, you can look down my throat and see I ain't wearing no underwear?"
He said, "That's right Soph." I said to him, "Doc, do me a favor, look up my ass
and tell me if my hat's on straight!"

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09-30-2004, 04:11 PM	#5
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	This won't help your cough but maybe it will make you laugh, a Bette Midler "Soph" bit about having a cold I will never forget it you know. For the longest time I didn't wear no underwear. It used to drive my boyfriend Ernie absolutely batty that I didn't wear no underwear. One day I caught a terrible cold, Ernie said to me, "Soph, you've got to go see the doctor." I said, "All right, make an appointment for me." So he rang up the doctor, but unbeknownced to me this is what he told the doctor: "Doc, I'm sending Soph over. She's got a terrible cold, but that ain't the problem. The problem is she don't wear no underwear. That's the reason she got this cold is on account she don't wear no underwear--got that?" "Right oh," said the doctor. So I, like a schmuck, trot on down to the doctor's office. Doctor says "Soph, open up your mouth and say 'ahh'". I opened my mouth I said 'ahh'. He looked down my throat and said, "Soph, you ain't wearing no underwear." I said, "I beg your pardon, doctor." He said to me, "Soph you ain't wearing no underwear." I said, "Doc, you can look down my throat and see I ain't wearing no underwear?" He said, "That's right Soph." I said to him, "Doc, do me a favor, look up my ass and tell me if my hat's on straight!" __________________ .