Any Real Bastards Here Or What? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 10-03-2004, 03:41 AM

c'mon there have to be a couple real bastards here, i mean literally you are a little bastard - meaning you have no idea who the guy is who impregnated your mother with the demon seed that became you. so whose mom was a hooker/barfly?

i'm not making any judgements about you even if you are a bastard, it's not as if you had a choice in the matter.

thank you

Manowar · 10-03-2004, 04:34 AM

my mother was a tranny

European Lee · 10-03-2004, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
my mother was a tranny

So was Mutts

Regards,

Lee

Jakke PNG · 10-03-2004, 04:34 AM

I'm a bastard

Jakke PNG · 10-03-2004, 04:36 AM

My moms nextdoor neighbor's husband apparently cheated on his wife. I've never seen that fuck, my mom never got any support or shit. I'd bash his face if I ever met him.

Mutt · 10-03-2004, 04:46 AM

my father might have been a bastard, his father died when he was 2, there is ONE photo of a guy who was supposedly his father but the story is kinda murky about this guy, who he was, how he died, was he married to by father's mother etc.

Bastards unite!

zentz · 10-03-2004, 04:59 AM

i had aple for my lunch

$5 submissions · 10-03-2004, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
c'mon there have to be a couple real bastards here, i mean literally you are a little bastard - meaning you have no idea who the guy is who impregnated your mother with the demon seed that became you. so whose mom was a hooker/barfly?

i'm not making any judgements about you even if you are a bastard, it's not as if you had a choice in the matter.

thank you

I'm sure if you shake most family trees individuals that match your criteria will drop down. It's not really surprising... in the long stretch of historical memory--biology often beats morality

69pornlinks · 10-03-2004, 07:14 AM

and proud of it, you got a problem with that

Satisfaction · 10-03-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by zentz
i had aple for my lunch

wow this post sums up GFY today....

TweetyBird · 10-03-2004, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
my mother was a tranny

this ranks high on the list of things I don' want/need to know

Goatse · 10-04-2004, 01:12 AM

My mom's husband (and my so-called father) has blond hair and blue eyes, a strong chin and small teeth. I have dark brown hair and green eyes, an atrociously weak chin and huge teeth. Something ain't right here...

10-03-2004, 03:41 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Any Real Bastards Here Or What? c'mon there have to be a couple real bastards here, i mean literally you are a little bastard - meaning you have no idea who the guy is who impregnated your mother with the demon seed that became you. so whose mom was a hooker/barfly? i'm not making any judgements about you even if you are a bastard, it's not as if you had a choice in the matter. thank you

10-03-2004, 04:34 AM	#4
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm a bastard __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-03-2004, 04:36 AM	#5
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My moms nextdoor neighbor's husband apparently cheated on his wife. I've never seen that fuck, my mom never got any support or shit. I'd bash his face if I ever met him. __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-03-2004, 04:59 AM	#7
zentz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,053	i had aple for my lunch __________________ Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 \| Protraffic.com ~ $2600 \| XonDemand.com ~ $3000 Email: [email protected]

10-03-2004, 07:14 AM	#9
69pornlinks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Heranus Posts: 5,560	and proud of it, you got a problem with that __________________ It IS what it IS

10-03-2004, 04:34 AM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	my mother was a tranny

10-03-2004, 04:46 AM	#6
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	my father might have been a bastard, his father died when he was 2, there is ONE photo of a guy who was supposedly his father but the story is kinda murky about this guy, who he was, how he died, was he married to by father's mother etc. Bastards unite!

10-04-2004, 01:12 AM	#12
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	My mom's husband (and my so-called father) has blond hair and blue eyes, a strong chin and small teeth. I have dark brown hair and green eyes, an atrociously weak chin and huge teeth. Something ain't right here...