Impress a woman?

[Hooligan]

1. Ask her about herself, her ambitions, her life. Be interested. It's a rare woman who wants to sit around all night listening to a man talk about himself. And the more you try to impress her with your tales of adventure, the less impressed she'll be.

2. Be presentable. Women are notorious accessorizers, and whether she'll admit it to you or not, you are an accessory. Other women will judge her on her choice. A clean, good-smelling man with well-fitting clothes is a real prize.

3. Make eye contact. A lot. And smile - in a friendly way. Don't leer.

4. Be a gentleman. It's a myth that chivalry is dead, right? There are just a few women out there messing it up for the rest of us who really do like to have doors held open for us.

5. Learn to dance. Women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.

6. Be funny without being crude. It's an art.

7. Compliment her. Notice her shoes or her watch - something that shows you're paying attention. We'll change our clothes six times before we leave the house; it's nice to find someone who appreciates the final choice.

8. It's hard for a woman not to be impressed with a man who is impressed with her. If you really like her, tell her so. You don't have to make a big deal about it, just let her know you admire her.



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[Chrome]

Why accessorize when you can GO FUCK YOURSELF???

[Exxxotica]

1. Tell her about yourself, your ambitions, your life. Be very detailed. Most women want to sit around all night listening to a man talk about
himself. And the more you try to impress her with your tales of adventure,
the more impressed she'll be.

2. Dont worry about being presentable. Women could'nt care less. A clean, good-smelling man with well-fitting clothes is a sissy, dont fall into that pretty boy trap.

3. DONT Make eye contact. And DONT smile - women see this as wimppy.

4. Be a real man. Chivalry is dead. There are just
a few women out there making us believe that women like
to have doors held open for them.

5. Forget about dancing. Men should'nt dance unless they are gay. If you just stand there acting cool, women will flock to you - all of them will be impressed.

6. Be serious and crude. It's an art, woman may seem not to like it, but they do.

7. NEVER Compliment her. She will think you're paying attention to her, that will give her the upper hand. Woman somtimes change their clothes six times before leaving
the house; never let them know you noticed or care.

8. It's hard for a woman not to be impressed with a man who is impressed
with her. If you really want to bang that booty, tell her so. You don't have to make a big
deal about it, just let her know whats up.

[whoreans]

*takes a step back*

*impressed*

Exxxotica's the ladies man.

[Xanobyte]

Exxxotica kicks ass.

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It's all good.

[Bake]

I allways show them the lenght of my check book.
Bake

[Makaveli]

Tell her your wicked in bed. That's all that really matters.


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[titmowse]

I thought you impressed a woman by being the first face she sees when she's born. Maybe I'm thinking of chicks.



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[UnseenWorld]

Show me a lying, cheating, verbally and physically abusive guy, and I'll show you a guy who has a date on Saturday night. Unfortunately, this is the way many women REALLY decide who to be with. They see a bad boy and they see him as a challenge. They see a nice, considerate guy and...where's the challenge in that?

Women see men as "fixer-uppers." By contrast, men accept women as they are. Often, this means they decide as a snap decision how interested they are in her, which isn't good, either, but isn't this an accurate description of the way things really are?

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[Kat - Fast]

One of my old mates in the forces was, on first sight, the 'man'. 5'11", nice hair, white teeth, light Liverpudlian accent, fit, funny, nice car, decent job, blah de blah. Now, it's very easy to hate a guy like that, we'd all be out on the town, women would be coming over to chat to him, all fluttering eyelashes and giggles.
They would stay for about 10 minutes give him a strange look and then make their excuses and slip back over to their mates.
Always the same routine. He never figured it out. The one nice, simple rule.
Don't pick your fuckin nose.

[Tucks]

Carry the lap-dance stool to my table rather than making her do it. And never try to pay with a roll of quarters.

Common sense really, and ladies really appreciate it.

[BruceM]

Originally posted by Kat:
The one nice, simple rule.
Don't pick your fuckin nose.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Funny!

[Hooligan]

You say it best, when you say nothing at all...

[Hooligan]

How fortunate for women, the ways to impress a man is much simpler and easier to remember.
1. Show up naked, with beer

[lagwagon]

if you want to skip the small talk just take her to a movie and use BonePrones popcorn bucket technique and if she holds on to it then she is a keeper

[Hooligan]

yeah

[Mikey]

You forgot:

9. Tell her you have crabs.

10. Wear your gfy shirt.

[Hooligan]

Tips:
Don't stare at her - or other women.

Don't guide her around a room. The hand-on-the-elbow steering technique is very annoying. The hand-on-the-small-of-the-back technique is usually too intimate.




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[boneprone]

there's a reason I have the babes flocking me.

If you listen to what I have to say and take notes, you too will be a ladies man like myself and exxxotica..

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And That's The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone Said So.

[Mikey]

Show her your 12 inch dick.

[Hooligan]

I personally think that instead of showing 12 inches dick......6 inches smile, or 6 inches pennis filled with 6 kilograms of pubic hairs are enough.

[Hooligan]

My own personal views.....!!
{experience?}

Can anyone share his personal experience, of how he impressed his girl......??????????

[Meni]

I just like to sit at a table in the corner of the bar, sip my screwdriver, and lick my eyebrows.

Amazon.com "Nice Guys Don't Get Laid"
its a hoot, but true.
Who gets laid in college? The Basketball Team? or the Accounting Club?
Rock stars, politicians, athletes. Chick dig them, but do they exude monogamy? No, chicks chase these guys while the nice guy gets turned down by her for dates.
Why do women read romance novels? because they mimic their real relationships? NOPE. Cuz the women are dating the indifferent jerk who doesn't listen well, and she wishes she had a nice prince charming.

I found the best way to meet women, go out with Bone Prone, let him strike out, then come in with, "I apologize for my friend.."

Be confident, but not cocky.


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