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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from NAPA and try to repair it myself? |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Kernow
Posts: 2,977
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De ja vu. I read this somewhere about two days ago or did I dream it?
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#3 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Hire a private eye, like www.cheaters.com -- maybe we'll see you on TV.
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#4 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Kernow
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Still it is very funny.
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
Posts: 12,403
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hahahaha
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: African Safari
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! ![]() |
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#8 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,733
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Repair it yourself
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#9 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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If you are mechanical at all, get some sandpaper, Rustoleum, and bondo, Pull the car in the garage and have at it.
It will give you something to do while your wife is out fucking around. |
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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#11 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Kernow
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Nah seriously it did give me a dejavu. I think its because I spend my life sitting at the pc though.
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
Posts: 14,194
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The answer is obvious. Once it no longer responds to WD40 it has outlived it's usefulness
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