Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M. Nixon,

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Alan Kay

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
Charles F. Kettering

Invention is the mother of necessity.
Thorstein Veblen

Go Fuck Yourself
-lensman

The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Emily Dickinson

:eek7

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
Peter Ustinov

When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
Albanian Proverb

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
American Indian Proverb

Good habits result from resisting temptation.
Ancient Proverb

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
Arab Proverb

Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you.
Belgian Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Chinese Proverb

Do not employ handsome servants.
Chinese Proverb

Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Chinese Proverb

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Chinese Proverb

If you bow at all, bow low.
Chinese Proverb

Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Chinese Proverb

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Chinese Proverb

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Chinese Proverb

The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Chinese Proverb

:rainfro

When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Czech Proverb

He who would leap high must take a long run.
Danish Proverb

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Dutch Proverb

A full cup must be carried steadily.
English Proverb

Don't fall before you're pushed.
English Proverb

Use soft words and hard arguments.
English Proverb

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
German Proverb

Never give advice unless asked.
German Proverb

Who begins too much accomplishes little.
German Proverb

You should be banned for this shit VeriSexy.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Indian Proverb

Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Indian Proverb

wow

This is a post count race, I am not a bot

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Irish Proverb

The best armor is to keep out of range.
Italian Proverb

Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
Japanese Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Japanese Proverb

Fletch and Juicy are going for 50,000... you are just trying to increase your post count by cutting and pasting bullshit quotes.

Grow the fuck up will you.

If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Japanese Proverb

I am helping them make this into the longest thread ever. GFY is for fun, laughs and bullshit anyway. (And sometimes business)

:1orglaugh

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Jewish Proverb

Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
Jewish Proverb

it won't reach the longest thread, the longest thread had somethingm like 10,000 replies or such

just let them have their fun

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Jewish Proverb