How long are condoms good for?? - GoFuckYourself.com

fatal attraction · 11-07-2004, 12:04 AM

How long are condoms good?? LOL.......had a friend ask tonight!!!

He's going to get laid.....but had to find some condoms.

Steen2 · 11-07-2004, 12:05 AM

Only once.

SpaceAce · 11-07-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
How long are condoms good?

One fuck. Unless you turn them inside out.

SpaceAce

beemk · 11-07-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Only once.

Jace · 11-07-2004, 12:06 AM

i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

Steen2 · 11-07-2004, 12:08 AM

I thought there is a best before on them.

WiredGuy · 11-07-2004, 12:09 AM

There's an expiration date on each condom printed in black font on the individual wrappers.

WG

Krusty · 11-07-2004, 12:11 AM

yeah there should be a best before on them but the only other thing is I guess it depends on where they've been... i mean - in the sun or a hot car etc.... can fuck them up and they'll just rip etc.

Rantan · 11-07-2004, 12:19 AM

look on the package, if you doubt the validity of a condom...dont use it dumbass.

fatal attraction · 11-07-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by Rantan
look on the package, if you doubt the validity of a condom...dont use it dumbass.

No kidding......he was just drunk! Funny as shit, actually!

Tam · 11-07-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

Sounds like someone needs a bigger dick. I mean if it takes you THAT long to wear one out....... *ducking*

IT WAS A DAMN JOKE, don't beat me up over it!!

Kelvin · 11-07-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

Hope your kidding

fatal attraction · 11-07-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Kelvin
Hope your kidding

I'm sure he is!!!!! NO One is that stupid!

Adult Site Traffic · 11-07-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

Oh yea. Easily. If you keep them in your beer they don't get all crispy.

I hate when they get crispy

Drake · 11-07-2004, 12:55 AM

You mean they're not indefinitely reusable?

Fletch XXX · 11-07-2004, 12:56 AM

Rochard · 11-07-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Only once.

EXACTLY.

Evil1 · 11-07-2004, 12:59 AM

eh, just fuck her in the ass and dont worry about expiration dates

fatal attraction · 11-07-2004, 01:08 AM

I love being just one of the guys!!!!!!!! My friend got two booty calls......I told him to just make sure he had enough condoms!! Do one, then the other.....that would make him a true man whore!

Vitasoy · 11-07-2004, 01:52 AM

Use it, flip it inside out... Wash. Repeat as necessary for the day.

wes · 11-07-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by Tam
Sounds like someone needs a bigger dick. I mean if it takes you THAT long to wear one out....... *ducking*

hahaha

IT WAS A DAMN JOKE, don't beat me up over it!!

kmanrox · 11-07-2004, 02:51 AM

.... there's only ONE way to find out!! =)

nofx · 11-07-2004, 02:54 AM

forever

bizmak · 11-07-2004, 03:47 AM

wtf?? one time ofcourse

getfreeze · 11-07-2004, 06:08 AM

omg... Please support free sex, you dont need a condom.

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

ezrydn · 11-07-2004, 06:49 AM

Big Time Porn Moneymakers!???

Can't pop for a box or two (???) without worrying about "how many times it can be used?" Just save up your lunch money for another week.

Once per hole, change condom, repeat, repeat, repeat.

reynold · 11-07-2004, 07:48 AM

I think it's good for only one use man.

Jace · 11-07-2004, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
Oh yea. Easily. If you keep them in your beer they don't get all crispy.

I hate when they get crispy

oh hell yeah...i prefer whiskey though, that way when you re-use it you can go down on her afterwards and get drunk as shit

Jace · 11-07-2004, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by Tam
Sounds like someone needs a bigger dick. I mean if it takes you THAT long to wear one out....... *ducking*

IT WAS A DAMN JOKE, don't beat me up over it!!

har

rhon23 · 11-07-2004, 10:59 AM

alright, this was just too funny

xclusive · 11-07-2004, 11:04 AM

Don't fall for the you can use it more than once ploy...I tried that and i have 2 kids now...

Thurbs · 11-07-2004, 11:08 AM

rofl.

MikeHawk · 11-07-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX
i have used some like 3 or 4 times so far, no problems yet

Nice...me 2

media · 11-07-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Only once.

Awww shit!!! This whole time I have been using one and using some 409 to clean it out and re-use...

FUCK!

warlock5 · 11-07-2004, 09:21 PM

Just boil them, then you can re-use 'em

fatal attraction · 11-07-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by media
Awww shit!!! This whole time I have been using one and using some 409 to clean it out and re-use...

FUCK!

These response are hilarious!

Drake · 11-07-2004, 09:27 PM

How many holes does it have in it? It's like a pair of underwear, if there is only one or two holes I say keep using it.

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	How many holes does it have in it? It's like a pair of underwear, if there is only one or two holes I say keep using it.