How to avoid a traffic ticket! - GoFuckYourself.com

Lacoste · 11-10-2004, 04:34 PM

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

cool1 · 11-10-2004, 04:37 PM

That was funny again

baddog · 11-10-2004, 04:37 PM

insert timeline graphic here . . . . but is funny the first few times

mahoney · 11-10-2004, 04:39 PM

I wonder if that would work lol

Gynecologist · 11-10-2004, 04:39 PM

Would work where I live because they surround your car before they even ask you any questions.

xclusive · 11-10-2004, 04:40 PM

LOL that was pretty good I hadn't seen that one yet...

WWC - Jimmy · 11-10-2004, 04:41 PM

old, but still funny

BitterPen · 11-10-2004, 04:43 PM

lol that's pretty good... I'll stick to my radar detector though.

ProjectNaked · 11-10-2004, 07:30 PM

Persius · 11-10-2004, 07:31 PM

haha good one :D

11-10-2004, 04:34 PM	#1
Lacoste Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 161	How to avoid a traffic ticket! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! __________________ Lacoste

11-10-2004, 04:37 PM	#2
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11-10-2004, 04:40 PM	#6
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11-10-2004, 04:41 PM	#7
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11-10-2004, 04:37 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	insert timeline graphic here . . . . but is funny the first few times

11-10-2004, 04:39 PM	#5
Gynecologist Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,184	Would work where I live because they surround your car before they even ask you any questions.

11-10-2004, 04:43 PM	#8
BitterPen Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: TN Posts: 1,926	lol that's pretty good... I'll stick to my radar detector though. __________________

11-10-2004, 07:30 PM	#9
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11-10-2004, 07:31 PM	#10
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	haha good one :D