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Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her
Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.
Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened. The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat. Full Amazing Story |
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some people should just be drowned at birth, seriously.
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Good for him:
When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing. |
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works every single time
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bullshit.
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just when you think you've heard it all
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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i call bullshit too, i bet someone raped her and she dont want to tell them
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It sounds like total bullshit to me.
But hey. to each his own.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Ann Rice gone wrong lol
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Maybe it is the way the story is told...but to me it doesn't sound like a news (factual) story but more like a sad attempt at an erotic story
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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its not a news article.
its ona stupid site and is not factual in any way.
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The most recent girl on my site told me personally that she would pour milk on her body and then on her pussy and let the cat lick it. That's like the fourth time a girl has told me about a cat licking them.
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Damn, I haven't met a cat with anything but a tongue like sandpaper. I'd think that would hurt. Use a dog if you're gonna do that shit. |
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- ewe - if that is true then that is some sick shit.
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Why is it bullshit? There have been several dudes in my small town over the years that have been caught fucking dogs, cows and horses. As far as her injuries, well ever had a cat lick you? Their tounges are like sandpaper. Wet some sandpaper and rub it on your crotch and see what happens.
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awww... they are totally moron
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Pussy getting some pussy
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I believe it!
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Cats have spines on their penises hence female cats screeching in pain when they mate.... spines only hurt on the way out... because of the way they're angled... that way when he nuts his cock can stay inside and inpregnate the eggs
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Although the cat didn't really rape the girl as the headline says, it just bit and scratched the shit out of her pussy. What the hell did she expect? My cat bites people all the time.
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wtf? bullshit
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you can tell by the way it was written that it is pure bullshit
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bullshit
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probably bullshit. But I won't be surprised if it's true. Some ppl are really damn stupid!
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:: Cough :: Bullshit :: Cough ::
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Remember people it's ok to love your animals but don't "LOVE" your animals...
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