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Gary · 09-13-2001, 06:48 AM

So while in Florida recently, my sister tells me she is moving to UAE (United Arab Emirates) and i'm like WTF. I asked her if she knew it was in the middle east, and apparently she did. She's teaching kindergarden or grade 1 there. Anyway, she just emailed me (and everyone else) to let us know that she's perfectly safe (which is good) and if any trouble comes, she is out of there.

Anyway i emailed her back and told her on her way out of the country (in the event of trouble) to stab as many arabs as she can. Was that wrong?

Oh well, at least she didn't go to Iraq. But they dont have schools, education, or rational thought there so i dont know what she would do.

Oh well, just some random sister thought.

Amputate Your Head · 09-13-2001, 08:24 AM

She'll have to do it with a plastic spoon now.

FADE19 · 09-13-2001, 09:35 AM

That's because according to them we only bomb schools an milk factories

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Originally posted by Gary:
Oh well, at least she didn't go to Iraq. But they dont have schools, education

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09-13-2001, 06:48 AM	#1
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	My sister So while in Florida recently, my sister tells me she is moving to UAE (United Arab Emirates) and i'm like WTF. I asked her if she knew it was in the middle east, and apparently she did. She's teaching kindergarden or grade 1 there. Anyway, she just emailed me (and everyone else) to let us know that she's perfectly safe (which is good) and if any trouble comes, she is out of there. Anyway i emailed her back and told her on her way out of the country (in the event of trouble) to stab as many arabs as she can. Was that wrong? Oh well, at least she didn't go to Iraq. But they dont have schools, education, or rational thought there so i dont know what she would do. Oh well, just some random sister thought.

09-13-2001, 08:24 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	She'll have to do it with a plastic spoon now.