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Old 11-10-2004, 01:22 PM   #1
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I paid a HOOKER for a blowjob today !

I had my first straight sexual experience since over 6 years today.

I ordered a hooker and got sucked by her.

She charged me $50 for 10 minutes cock sucking but it was worth it!


By the way - if one of the following webmasters is reading this by any chance, please contact me at dekoch at gmail.com in regard to my innovative offline mainstream business deal in the Carribean.

For details, see this thread.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=385501&s=


I want to be contacted ONLY by one of the following webmasters, since I have been emailed and told that they are the biggest players in this biz and I don't want to waste my time with little kids.

- BradShaw, Serge Oprano, Donnie Gangsta, Choker, LABRET, marzzo


respectfully,


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Old 11-10-2004, 01:23 PM   #2
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Wow, just when I thought no one would come up with a dumber character...
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:32 PM   #3
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Wow, just when I thought no one would come up with a dumber character...
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:34 PM   #4
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I had my first straight sexual experience since over 6 years today.
so you had gay experiences in prison? tell us about them. we can help you buddy.
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:37 PM   #5
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:38 PM   #6
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Wow, just when I thought no one would come up with a dumber character...
I gotta admit this guy is even more twisted than the others.
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:40 PM   #7
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I like him...he makes me smile

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Old 11-10-2004, 01:40 PM   #8
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:43 PM   #9
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I am going to collect sea animals from the Carribean.

Looking for partners willing to invest $75k.


thank you for your time,


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dekoch @ gmail.com

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Old 11-10-2004, 01:54 PM   #10
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I had my first straight sexual experience since over 6 years today.

I ordered a hooker and got sucked by her.

She charged me $50 for 10 minutes cock sucking but it was worth it!over 6 years ? that's quite long.over 6 years


By the way - if one of the following webmasters is reading this by any chance, please contact me at dekoch at gmail.com in regard to my innovative offline mainstream business deal in the Carribean.

For details, see this thread.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=385501&s=


I want to be contacted ONLY by one of the following webmasters, since I have been emailed and told that they are the biggest players in this biz and I don't want to waste my time with little kids.

- BradShaw, Serge Oprano, Donnie Gangsta, Choker, LABRET, marzzo


respectfully,


Thomas
over 6 years ? that's quite long.
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #11
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tell us about 6 years....I'm curious
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:58 PM   #12
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tell us about 6 years....I'm curious
After college I went to Mexico.

I worked for a rich man.

Soon I realised that they are more opportunities when you work on your own.

I did it.

I became succesfull.

I made $2,100,000.

I met my wife.

She got pregnant.

I wasn't paying taxes, so I had my cash in a bag when we were getting back to the US.

My wife got sick and felt on the ground. I looked after her and was robbed. I lost whole my cash.

She died soon after that and I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts, where i was either ass raped by black criminals or reading Frederic Nietzsche.

I came back from prison 4 months ago. I am mentally unstable and visit a doctor every week.

However, I am constantly getting in a better condition.

I just re-discovered my sexuality and I am going to do serious business with people on this board.

I haven't said my last word yet....


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Old 11-10-2004, 03:00 PM   #13
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After college I went to Mexico.

I worked for a rich man.

Soon I realised that they are more opportunities when you work on your own.

I did it.

I became succesfull.

I made $2,100,000.

I met my wife.

She got pregnant.

I wasn't paying taxes, so I had my cash in a bag when we were getting back to the US.

My wife got sick and felt on the ground. I looked after her and was robbed. I lost whole my cash.

She died soon after that and I was put in federal prison in Massachusetts, where i was either ass raped by black criminals or reading Frederic Nietzsche.

I came back from prison 4 months ago. I am mentally unstable and visit a doctor every week.

However, I am constantly getting in a better condition.

I just re-discovered my sexuality and I am going to do serious business with people on this board.

I haven't said my last word yet....


Thomas
Signed, sexped

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Old 11-10-2004, 03:05 PM   #14
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I thought the business deal was in south africa..or is this the animal poaching business?
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Old 11-10-2004, 03:09 PM   #15
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:00 PM   #16
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John Titor sale short time machine.

Use it and travel back a few years when those folks where posting here and/or where not banned.
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:11 PM   #17
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wha...?

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Old 11-10-2004, 04:50 PM   #18
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wha...?
That sums up my response....
that...and this...
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:59 PM   #19
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Old 11-10-2004, 06:23 PM   #20
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