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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 244
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The turncoat Congresswoman's email address is...
The President and the Sec. of State have both said you are either for us or against us. There is no middle ground in this one. The Dishonorable Barbara Lee REMOVED HER EMAIL ADDRESS FROM HER WEB PAGE http://www.house.gov/lee/ and then voted to DENY the people of the United States the authority to defend themselves from murderers.
However, she was not able to edit the records of the University of Michigan. http://www.lib.umich.edu/govdocs/congress/conemail.txt Her email is: [email protected] I post this as a service just in case anybody wanted to share their thoughts with her on broad philosophical topics like betrayal of the victims, treason to country or giving aid and comfort to the blood enemies of the United States of America. Be careful not to make threats. Even if she's a traitor she's still a fed. If you do share something, though, feel free to post a copy here for the rest of us. <A HREF=http://www.karate.as/webmasters.htm> Black Belt Self Defense System</A> -Easy Upsell For Your Non-Adult Sites |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
Posts: 6,110
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I'll be posting nude pics of her later on today.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,182
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Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER! Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch? Villager: She looks like one! Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!! Bedevere: Bring her forward. Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one. Witch: THEY dressed me up like this. Villagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't! Witch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one! Bedevere: Well? One Villager: Well, we did do the nose. Bedevere: The nose? Villager: And the Hat. But she's a witch! Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her! B: Did you dress her up like this? Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no... One Villager: yes. Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit. Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart... B: What makes you think she is a witch? Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!! (pause) Bedevere: a newt? (long pause) Villager: I got better... Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER! B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch! Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us! B: Tell me. What do you do with witches? V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!! B: And what do you burn apart from witches? Villager: More Witches! Other Villager: Wood. B: So. Why do witches burn? (long silence) Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood? B: Goooood! Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh.... B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood? One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er! B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone? Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm... B: Does wood sink in water? One Villager: No! No, no, it floats! Other Villager: Throw her into the pond! Villagers: yaaaaaa! (when order is restored) B: What also floats in water? Villager: Bread! Another Villager: Apples! Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks! Another Villager: Cider! Another Villager: Uh...great gravy! Another Villager: Cherries! Another Villager: Mud! Another Villager: Churches! Churches! Another Villager: Lead! Lead! [b]King Arthur: A Duck! Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh! B: exACTly! B: (to a villager) So, *logically*... Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood. B: and therefore... (pause) Villager: A Witch! All Villagers: A WITCH! (they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.) Witch: (to camera) It's a fair cop. |
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#4 |
There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere else
Posts: 39,075
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I loved that scene... "A WITCH!"
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#5 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 244
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The cable news nets have been playing voice mails left for loved ones by people in the towers and on planes who knew they were about to die. As soon as I find wav files of those messages I'll forward them to the Dishonorable Ms. Lee. Since she finds nothing about those killings worth fighting over, she might actually enjoy the final words of the victims. Maybe she'll put them on her phone system to replace the muzak. <A HREF=http://www.karate.as/webmasters.htm> Black Belt Self Defense System</A> -Easy Upsell For Your Non-Adult Sites |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,788
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thanks big daddy, I've been looking hard for that cunt's address.
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