Anyone looking for a room to rent? This one sounds hard to pass up! - GoFuckYourself.com

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 01:22 PM

So I'm at the coffeeshop in Long Beach today and was
browsing the community bulletin board when I came across
this ad for a local room to rent:

I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit. Anyone interested, let me know and
I'll send the info.

MikeHawk · 11-16-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
So I'm at the coffeeshop in Long Beach today and was
browsing the community bulletin board when I came across
this ad for a local room to rent:

I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit. Anyone interested, let me know and
I'll send the info.

Ok, that is some funny shit,

n3in · 11-16-2004, 01:25 PM

that's hilarious

TheLegacy · 11-16-2004, 01:25 PM

bryany · 11-16-2004, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
So I'm at the coffeeshop in Long Beach today and was
browsing the community bulletin board when I came across
this ad for a local room to rent:

I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit. Anyone interested, let me know and
I'll send the info.

I checked it out, he throws in daily Saltine crackers and bottled water for an extra $50 a month!

Honez · 11-16-2004, 01:25 PM

Hmmm, I am having a hard time with this one. So would that lesbian be in or out of the closet?

sumphatpimp · 11-16-2004, 01:27 PM

if it has an internet connection I am there!

webmaster x · 11-16-2004, 01:28 PM

it's true and funny. crazy stuff

Rochard · 11-16-2004, 01:28 PM

I have a guest room that I'll give out to any lesbian who lets me watch. For free.

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honez
Hmmm, I am having a hard time with this one. So would that lesbian be in or out of the closet?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bugbee · 11-16-2004, 01:29 PM

Chandie thats great shit too bad the # is out of service

I know a few drug using drinking lesbians that have come out of the closet but want to still live in one for $375

LMFAO

LeeNoga · 11-16-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if it has an internet connection I am there!

..........and cable or satellite hookup...

At least it has a private entrance :-)

Peaches · 11-16-2004, 01:32 PM

I had a 12X12 walk in closet - that's bigger than a some apartment bedrooms

Honez · 11-16-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaBugbee
Chandie thats great shit too bad the # is out of service

I know a few drug using drinking lesbians that have come out of the closet but want to still live in one for $375

LMFAO

Ok, that answers my question

JSA Matt · 11-16-2004, 01:35 PM

sending this to my roommate, thanks

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaBugbee
Chandie thats great shit too bad the # is out of service

I know a few drug using drinking lesbians that have come out of the closet but want to still live in one for $375

LMFAO

I SO wish the # was in service, but I
guess an offer like this one doesn't last long.

mahoney · 11-16-2004, 01:40 PM

too funny LOL

BigasMoe · 11-16-2004, 01:43 PM

and the funny part is this person is serious...

Poppy · 11-16-2004, 01:43 PM

Classic

Manowar · 11-16-2004, 01:44 PM

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
and the funny part is this person is serious...

Sealing my Jay Leno envelope now.

Elli · 11-16-2004, 01:45 PM

That is too hilarious. A walk in closet? Eeks!

BradM · 11-16-2004, 01:51 PM

I'm interested.

xNetworx · 11-16-2004, 01:52 PM

WOW

$375? I only charge a Mexican family $300 for my whole garage.

Sheri Santiago · 11-16-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
Sealing my Jay Leno envelope now.

nice!!! lol

Sheri Santiago · 11-16-2004, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpporn
WOW $375? I only charge a Mexican family $300 for my whole garage.

does that include landscaping?

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2004, 01:54 PM

That's a pimpin walk in closet!

detoxed · 11-16-2004, 01:55 PM

Wow I have some closets for rent too. They arent walk in but you can crawl in and lie down to die.

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpporn
WOW $375? I only charge a Mexican family $300 for my whole garage.

Yes, but they have to share the space with that
big ol' Navigator.

ytcracker · 11-16-2004, 01:56 PM

hilarious shit

SmutGiant · 11-16-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I have a guest room that I'll give out to any lesbian who lets me watch. For free.

I'm a lesbian

xNetworx · 11-16-2004, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
Yes, but they have to share the space with that
big ol' Navigator.

Cmon now.. be fair... they get to use the radio and lighter in it.

jimmyf · 11-16-2004, 02:05 PM

that's funny

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpporn
Cmon now.. be fair... they get to use the radio and lighter in it.

That is incredibly generous of you.

baddog · 11-16-2004, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit. Anyone interested, let me know and
I'll send the info.

I am sure it wasn't a joke, I used to live in a place that was called The Jungle, and it included a room that matches that description.

She also had on room that was merely a wide walkway between 2 bungalows.

I would be inclined to think it was the same person, except she would only allow males to live there, and drug use was preferred.

bangman · 11-16-2004, 02:18 PM

GigaChris · 11-16-2004, 02:20 PM

bahahahahahahahah thats a great ad I can't belive someone would try to rent out their closet

fris · 11-16-2004, 02:20 PM

damn if kak azn sells jizzyvids.com he can maybe afford it

LA Mike · 11-16-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chandiegirl
So I'm at the coffeeshop in Long Beach today and was
browsing the community bulletin board when I came across
this ad for a local room to rent:

I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit. Anyone interested, let me know and
I'll send the info.

Thats fucking halarious

Cory W · 11-16-2004, 02:23 PM

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while...

_Danielle_ · 11-16-2004, 02:48 PM

You really gotta give it to her for keeping it straight !!

That is so funny!

magnatique · 11-16-2004, 03:01 PM

lol CLASSIC!

Denis_SC · 11-16-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

I was sure it was a joke, but the owner confirmed that its
completely legit.

ChandieGirl · 11-16-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yanks_Danielle
You really gotta give it to her for keeping it straight !!

That is so funny!

I love the "Light drug use not an issue".

OzMan · 11-16-2004, 03:21 PM

She is bored with her blow up doll and wants a real fuck buddy, but she would also like the convenience of putting her back in the closet when not in use, so the ad makes perfect sense to me.

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