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Thomas van de Koch · 11-18-2004, 10:09 AM

My journey to Cuba became quite succesfull.
I just had a short meeting with Cuba's minister of foreign affairs - Mr Abelardo Moreno.

Unfortunately he is not interested in importing sea animals from the Carribean.

But I was able to impress him with my CURRICULUM VITAE and he gave me his private Yahoo email adress ( shhh..even Mr Fidel Ruiz Castro doesn't know about it ).

He just told me that he "may consider" doing offline business deals with me in South America when he retires in 4 years and that he may be also interested in being a co-producer of family friendly porn movies ( this is going to be my biggest project in adult that will revolutionize the whole paysite world ! ).

If any of the current PLAYERS of the online adult industry, such as Wired Guys, The Huns, Persian Kitty Cat, Donnie Gangster, Serge Oprano or LABRET are interested in getting in touch with Mr Abelardo Moreno, please post in this thread your phone numbers.

Anyway, I will be back in Massachusetts in a few days so I will update you on the events.

thank you for your time,

Thomas van de Koch

The Oracle Porn · 11-18-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
the current PLAYERS of the online adult industry, such as LABRET

dropped9 · 11-18-2004, 10:14 AM

swedguy · 11-18-2004, 10:29 AM

Hi I'm swedguy.

I currently post from the President of Swedguyistans office, Mr Swedguy.

Fake Nick · 11-18-2004, 10:31 AM

are you by any chance BI POLAR ?

polish_aristocrat · 11-18-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by The Oracle Porn

BTW what was ( is ) Labret doing anyway in this biz?

Jace · 11-18-2004, 11:25 AM

wtf?

if anyone has seen the Wired Guys around, let me know

webmaster x · 11-18-2004, 11:32 AM

really breaking news, really

Thomas van de Koch · 11-19-2004, 05:09 PM

I am at the airport now, I had some problems, I will keep you guys updated.

Nanda · 11-19-2004, 05:12 PM

No te creo nada!

Mike Okitch · 11-19-2004, 06:25 PM

Thomas van de Koch es mui stupido

alexg · 11-19-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW what was ( is ) Labret doing anyway in this biz?

The same can be asked about you

polish_aristocrat · 11-20-2004, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
The same can be asked about you

I am not that respected and famous

Fake Nick · 11-20-2004, 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I am not that respected and famous

I respect you

polish_aristocrat · 11-20-2004, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
I respect you

lol, for what?

DeadFidel · 11-20-2004, 05:38 AM

"interested in being a co-producer of family friendly porn movies"

I dig this guy, he makes me smile

11-18-2004, 10:09 AM	#1
Thomas van de Koch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 468	BREAKING NEWS: I am posting this from the MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS of CUBA !!! My journey to Cuba became quite succesfull. I just had a short meeting with Cuba's minister of foreign affairs - Mr Abelardo Moreno. Unfortunately he is not interested in importing sea animals from the Carribean. But I was able to impress him with my CURRICULUM VITAE and he gave me his private Yahoo email adress ( shhh..even Mr Fidel Ruiz Castro doesn't know about it ). He just told me that he "may consider" doing offline business deals with me in South America when he retires in 4 years and that he may be also interested in being a co-producer of family friendly porn movies ( this is going to be my biggest project in adult that will revolutionize the whole paysite world ! ). If any of the current PLAYERS of the online adult industry, such as Wired Guys, The Huns, Persian Kitty Cat, Donnie Gangster, Serge Oprano or LABRET are interested in getting in touch with Mr Abelardo Moreno, please post in this thread your phone numbers. Anyway, I will be back in Massachusetts in a few days so I will update you on the events. thank you for your time, Thomas van de Koch

11-18-2004, 10:14 AM	#3
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11-19-2004, 05:09 PM	#9
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