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Shoehorn! · 12-06-2004, 08:37 PM

Flowers are good and all, but is there something more creative you can do besides that? I could let her carry a fetus for me for 9 months, but I think first I'd rather send her flowers, only not flowers, something better. Any ideas?

candyflip · 12-06-2004, 08:38 PM

I'm sending mine a box of some of her favorite things from the local grocery store.

She's living out of state and can't get 'em. So I earn bonus points for sending them her way.

BuckLover · 12-06-2004, 09:01 PM

Diamonds! Arn't they supposed to be a girls best friend or something

But they gotta earn it!

infecto · 12-06-2004, 09:03 PM

Well I am assuming this is a new girl you have met so maybe in the time talking to her you know of some sort of special treat/drink she likes? Like some sort of special chocolate or something along those lines.

Sly · 12-06-2004, 09:04 PM

A box of condoms. She'll know what to do with them.

AlexisWeb · 12-06-2004, 09:04 PM

Diamonds for sure!

BlueWire · 12-06-2004, 09:05 PM

Let her have sex with someone other than you for a night...it will blow her mind

pushpills · 12-06-2004, 09:05 PM

Flowers with candy and a teddy bear to remind her of you after the flowers die and the chocolate is added to her thighs.

My lady loved the trio package

Just pick out something nice on 1800flowers.com and when you check out u can add a bigass box of chocolate (it's good too) and teddy bears.

bangman · 12-06-2004, 09:06 PM

oral sex

Napolean · 12-06-2004, 09:10 PM

rimjobs show you really care

Persius · 12-06-2004, 09:11 PM

get her a full day at the day spa

facial, manicures pedicures etc massage and a nice dinner at night and afterward you'll enjoy what she does for you

only get this if shes important to you and if you think shes will put out

MikeVega · 12-06-2004, 09:13 PM

send her your ear in a box ......

Shoehorn! · 12-06-2004, 09:34 PM

These replies are fucking great. The ideas are great, and the crazy ideas are fucking funny.

Spunky · 12-06-2004, 09:34 PM

Rub her feet

slapass · 12-06-2004, 09:53 PM

send her 2 tickets to the theatre, concert, football game, you get the idea.

TheMob · 12-06-2004, 10:10 PM

a membership to willshegag.com, perhaps?

Dynamix · 12-06-2004, 10:11 PM

Write her a poem. Never had a problem with that

fl_prn_str · 12-06-2004, 10:12 PM

Threesome with her roommate.

Steen2 · 12-06-2004, 10:12 PM

netflix?

MandyBlake · 12-06-2004, 10:33 PM

Pay her rent.
I know I'd like it if someone did that for me. lol

infecto · 12-06-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by slapass
send her 2 tickets to the theatre, concert, football game, you get the idea.

Thats an excellent idea.

cashman · 12-06-2004, 10:34 PM

Jewlery or a nice watch

infecto · 12-06-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by MandyBlake
Pay her rent.
I know I'd like it if someone did that for me. lol

That wouldn't be a good idea if the girl is independant.

OzMan · 12-06-2004, 10:42 PM

Make her a shell lei with shells that you have personally gathered, one from each of the Hawaiian Islands

MandyBlake · 12-06-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by infecto
That wouldn't be a good idea if the girl is independant.

Then give her cash!

azguy · 12-06-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Flowers are good and all, but is there something more creative you can do besides that? I could let her carry a fetus for me for 9 months, but I think first I'd rather send her flowers, only not flowers, something better. Any ideas?

Cook a romantic dinner.

Holly · 12-06-2004, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by Dynamix
Write her a poem. Never had a problem with that

That's pretty good, but a lot of guys aren't really into poems. I was gonna say write her a love letter. Even if you don't love her, you can still write a bunch of warm, fuzzy stuff. That would do it for me WAY, WAY more than chocolate or a stupid teddy bear. Very few guys will do something like that but it's majorly impressive if you're lucky enough to find one that will.

graphicsbytia · 12-07-2004, 12:02 AM

promise her you'll never beg for sex again

Bigfuck · 12-07-2004, 12:07 AM

Diamonds works everytime

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
That's pretty good, but a lot of guys aren't really into poems. I was gonna say write her a love letter. Even if you don't love her, you can still write a bunch of warm, fuzzy stuff. That would do it for me WAY, WAY more than chocolate or a stupid teddy bear. Very few guys will do something like that but it's majorly impressive if you're lucky enough to find one that will.

This is the best I could come up with on the poem idea. What do you think?

Your hair is yellow
I don't think you have triskaidekaphobia
I like your face
It's attractive

Holly · 12-07-2004, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
This is the best I could come up with on the poem idea. What do you think?

Your hair is yellow
I don't think you have triskaidekaphobia
I like your face
It's attractive

That pretty much sounds like the very few anyone has ever bothered to write for me.

My hair is yellow too, btw, so I may show it to my friends and pretend someone gave it to me.

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
That pretty much sounds like the very few anyone has ever bothered to write for me.

I am confused by that part, can you rephrase it?

ocho-ocho · 12-07-2004, 12:25 AM

put her portrait in a very nice frame....then send it to her

Holly · 12-07-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I am confused by that part, can you rephrase it?

That pretty much sounds like the very few (poems) that anyone has ever bothered to write for me.

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
That pretty much sounds like the very few (poems) that anyone has ever bothered to write for me.

So thats bad right?

Holly · 12-07-2004, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So thats bad right?

Only if your name is Jason Voorhees.

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Only if your name is Jason Voorhees.

It's surely isn't. What if I draw her a picture of two people on a romantic boat ride and tell her its us?

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
It's surely isn't. What if I draw her a picture of two people on a romantic boat ride and tell her its us?

Us as in me and her, not you and me.

fatal attraction · 12-07-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by azguy
Cook a romantic dinner.

Perfect!!!!! Sounds like your in love!

Shoehorn! · 12-07-2004, 01:12 AM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
Perfect!!!!! Sounds like your in love!

Have you seen some of the stuff he cooks? I am hope hes going to be catering one of the parties in Vegas.

MissEve · 12-07-2004, 01:22 AM

is this a new girl or someone you have been dating?

dont order flowers from a 1800 type place. If you dont know of a classy local florist call the Four Seasons or a similar quality hotel and ask the concierge for a recommendation.

badmunchkin · 12-07-2004, 01:26 AM

if she's a music freak, burn her a mix CD of her favorite music - do something personalized for her instead of the same ol' generic shit

polish_aristocrat · 07-10-2007, 10:03 AM

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polish_aristocrat · 07-10-2007, 10:03 AM

nevermind, wanted to start a new thread, replied to this accidently

heres the new thread

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/750210-whats-flowers-woman.html

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-10-2007, 10:06 AM

http://lush.com order her something from here.

JayDeeZee · 07-10-2007, 10:14 AM

Jewlery! YOu can't go wrong

Earings for $80 or a braclett

selena · 07-10-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Persius

get her a full day at the day spa

facial, manicures pedicures etc massage and a nice dinner at night and afterward you'll enjoy what she does for you

only get this if shes important to you and if you think shes will put out

Old thread, but this was the best suggestion.

guti · 07-10-2007, 10:21 AM

Some good chocolates!

bronco67 · 07-10-2007, 10:23 AM

Make yourself almost unavailable. That will drive her crazy. Flowers are a sure-fire way to look like a chump.

carol.prime · 07-10-2007, 01:00 PM

just give your 100% love, be faithful to her...
flowers are great but i prefer if you would give her a ring..that's probably makes a woman happy...for us, it's an indication that you're really serious to your relationship..giving her a thing like that together with your responsibility and commitment as her bf..imho..

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