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Old 12-15-2004, 06:33 AM   #1
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1=2 - want proof?

a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions?
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:33 AM   #2
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:46 AM   #3
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Math is a lie.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:48 AM   #4
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Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:
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hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:30 AM   #5
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Quote:
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a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions?


If you plug in the variables at some spots here your trick does not work. You should be able to plug in the variables anywhere. This would be true if a or b where unknown maybe.
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:43 AM   #6
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Math sux
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:43 AM   #7
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Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:44 AM   #8
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You lost me after a=1
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:44 AM   #9
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Nope, Divide by zero.

Wasn't this an adult webmaster board at some stage?
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:48 AM   #10
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Nope, wrong.

You cant divide by zero, which is what you did here:
what he said
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:53 AM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Equinox
a=1 , b=1

hence

a=b and b=a

hence

ab=a^2

hence

ab - b^2 = a^2 - b^2

hence

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)

hence

b = a + b

hence

1 = 2


Any more questions?
you dummy, when working with variables, you cannot divide by zero, and the laws of common arithmetic don't apply. you need calculus and limits to figure out things like that
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:10 AM   #12
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Nice try ... but here is your mistake :

b(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
hence
b = a + b

Wrong you can not make that deduction. But it was pretty funny
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:24 AM   #13
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:39 AM   #14
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half empty????


Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

humm think about it...
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:57 AM   #18
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as mentioned several times here


the falacy is numbers cannot be divided by ZERO

so the process divide(a-b) is impossible.

Carry ON!!!
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Old 12-15-2004, 11:01 AM   #19
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You lost me after a=1

I guess I'm a bit more advanced .... he lost me after b=1
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Old 12-15-2004, 11:12 AM   #22
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Give him a break... he found it on google and tried to look smart
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This is why i never did math at school...
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Old 12-15-2004, 01:05 PM   #26
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jesus guy, lighten the fuck up.

I know too well that division by zero is not allowed

goddamn sheep
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