poker - just watched 30 minutes of it on tv - GoFuckYourself.com

quiet · 12-20-2004, 02:03 AM

and i have no clue what's going on. i've never played. are there any good beginner poker tutorials that anyone knows of?

12-20-2004, 02:05 AM

google

fuzebox · 12-20-2004, 02:07 AM

http://www.texasholdem-poker.com/beginnersintro.php

TNALee · 12-20-2004, 02:12 AM

its pretty easy but i would say playing a round is the best tutorial u can get. Doing it for yourself is always better then reading tutorials

SleazyDream · 12-20-2004, 02:17 AM

we should do a gfy poker match - have a poker night

azguy · 12-20-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
and i have no clue what's going on. i've never played. are there any good beginner poker tutorials that anyone knows of?

2005 is right around the corner, and it doesn't occur to you to look up "poker quick guide" on Google?

azguy · 12-20-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
we should do a gfy poker match - have a poker night

I always get the Aces anyway

quiet · 12-20-2004, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by azguy
2005 is right around the corner, and it doesn't occur to you to look up "poker quick guide" on Google?

why would i? it would come up with a huge list of possiblities. i made a quick post here and have a link qualified by someone i 'know' here on gfy.

duh.

Pornwolf · 12-20-2004, 02:19 AM

You're not alone Quiet. I'm a hardcore Vegas addicted gambler but I don't understand poker. Not only that, there seems to be 1192 different versions of poker for me to not understand. Mai Tai, Texas Holdem, Long John Stud... I don't get it.

I'll stick to roulette and blackjack.

Corona · 12-20-2004, 02:20 AM

It takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master

Corona · 12-20-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You're not alone Quiet. I'm a hardcore Vegas addicted gambler but I don't understand poker. Not only that, there seems to be 1192 different versions of poker for me to not understand. Mai Tai, Texas Holdem, Long John Stud... I don't get it.

Hold'em is the only one that counts

quiet · 12-20-2004, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
You're not alone Quiet. I'm a hardcore Vegas addicted gambler but I don't understand poker. Not only that, there seems to be 1192 different versions of poker for me to not understand. Mai Tai, Texas Holdem, Long John Stud... I don't get it.

I'll stick to roulette and blackjack.

blackjack (used) to be my game too. i quit playing around 4 years ago though.

i can't believe the size of the bets they're doing - hundreds of thousands of dollars in the pot. damn.

KRL · 12-20-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
why would i? it would come up with a huge list of possiblities. i made a quick post here and have a link qualified by someone i 'know' here on gfy.

duh.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/poker/poker.html

Corona · 12-20-2004, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
i can't believe the size of the bets they're doing - hundreds of thousands of dollars in the pot. damn.

They are not betting with real money.

SleazyDream · 12-20-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Corona
They are not betting with real money.

bad crack?

xclusive · 12-20-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Corona
It takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master

I couldn't have said it better myself...

maxdaname · 12-20-2004, 02:34 AM

Just play. The more you lose, the more you learn!

AWW - Kevin · 12-20-2004, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
and i have no clue what's going on. i've never played. are there any good beginner poker tutorials that anyone knows of?

join partypoker (it's free) and play using "play" money !

stay away from the "real money" games, they will get you !
( i know it happend to me ) anyway have fun

kmanrox · 12-20-2004, 02:43 AM

are you sure you dont want to tell us how you watched it from a private jetplane while doing rails of coke as pure as the driven snow, while throwing midgets off the plane with no chute, 'just because you can' ?

KRL · 12-20-2004, 02:45 AM

Quiet - On another thread you mentioned getting Sex.com.

I'm on that target next. Hit me up if you want to join the posse. Not going to be easy but I think we can make him an offer he won't be able to refuse.

Corona · 12-20-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
bad crack?

No.

Tournament chips do not represent real dollars.

In the 2004 WSOP Greg Raymer had over 25 million in chips at the end but only won $5 million. Poor guy.

kmanrox · 12-20-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Quiet - On another thread you mentioned getting Sex.com.

I'm on that target next. Hit me up if you want to join the posse. Not going to be easy but I think we can make him an offer he won't be able to refuse.

i got $4 on it, lmk if i can get in on it too, k?

Pornwolf · 12-20-2004, 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
are you sure you dont want to tell us how you watched it from a private jetplane while doing rails of coke as pure as the driven snow, while throwing midgets off the plane with no chute, 'just because you can' ?

I don't know why but the mental picture of this has me rolling on the fucking floor laughing!

chodadog · 12-20-2004, 03:13 AM

I figured out the rules by watching the world poker tour. I've never played for real money. Don't fancy myself as much of a player.

azguy · 12-20-2004, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Quiet - On another thread you mentioned getting Sex.com.

I'm on that target next. Hit me up if you want to join the posse. Not going to be easy but I think we can make him an offer he won't be able to refuse.

My group had purchased it last night

Should be in escrow in a few days.

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12-20-2004, 02:05 AM	#2
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