Whats the weirdest girft you've ever given/ received? - GoFuckYourself.com

reynold · 12-29-2004, 07:35 AM

a black rubber vagina, with a porn attatched, haha
no i did not recieve it .. it was a gag gift
later i got smacked in the face with it haha

Nicky · 12-29-2004, 07:37 AM

Once I got a box of chocolates, like what am I suppose to do with a box of chocolate......

Herb Kornfield · 12-29-2004, 07:52 AM

My stepmother started this pattern about 20 years ago of locating the craziest shit from flea markets, thrift stores and second hand stores and giving these finds as xmas presents.

Ive gotten empty omaha steaks shipping styrofoam packaging that she thought made a great beer cooler, The MAC truck dog that is normally a hood ornament on the trucks as a paper weight, COUNTLESS sets of dishes that were all mismatched and quite a few vases / glass decorations that were meant to be ashtrays ( I dont smoke )

She also loves to get the same crazy shit from flea markets, thrift stores, etc. So, in one resepct it makes buying next to anything for her possible, no matter how fucking wacky it is.

Most of the things are dontaed back to the local salvation army here. The last few years she was into quilts, blankets and towels. I had almost enough to fill the back of my durango. All of them were donated back. Somewhere someone has a blanket for to keep them warm thanks to Sally and her crazy presents to me..... I'd rather help my fellow man out since I have enough at this point in life

bvds · 12-29-2004, 08:00 AM

An inflatable sex pig.
Never could work out how as a female I would use it though.

sickkittens · 12-29-2004, 08:02 AM

I received one of those old lady ceramic XMas trees with (electrical) lights in it on Christmas. To top it off, the gift was filled with tea candles.

mindoza · 12-29-2004, 08:10 AM

ok my X-Boss bought me two strange gifts that were my christmas bonus
1. a copper head scratcher
2. a year supply of pears

My friend Larry growing up had alergy problems so he used alot of tissues(ALOT) and as a kid they were always right by his side. I filled a computer box with tissues for his 21st birthday...I did get him something else but he had to open that up first!!!

JUSTB · 12-29-2004, 08:13 AM

A box of english muffins for my birthday. There were like 6 packs of them.

12-29-2004, 07:35 AM	#1
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Whats the weirdest girft you've ever given/ received? a black rubber vagina, with a porn attatched, haha no i did not recieve it .. it was a gag gift later i got smacked in the face with it haha

12-29-2004, 07:37 AM	#2
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Once I got a box of chocolates, like what am I suppose to do with a box of chocolate...... __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

12-29-2004, 08:02 AM	#5
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12-29-2004, 08:10 AM	#6
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	ok my X-Boss bought me two strange gifts that were my christmas bonus 1. a copper head scratcher 2. a year supply of pears My friend Larry growing up had alergy problems so he used alot of tissues(ALOT) and as a kid they were always right by his side. I filled a computer box with tissues for his 21st birthday...I did get him something else but he had to open that up first!!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-29-2004, 07:52 AM	#3
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	My stepmother started this pattern about 20 years ago of locating the craziest shit from flea markets, thrift stores and second hand stores and giving these finds as xmas presents. Ive gotten empty omaha steaks shipping styrofoam packaging that she thought made a great beer cooler, The MAC truck dog that is normally a hood ornament on the trucks as a paper weight, COUNTLESS sets of dishes that were all mismatched and quite a few vases / glass decorations that were meant to be ashtrays ( I dont smoke ) She also loves to get the same crazy shit from flea markets, thrift stores, etc. So, in one resepct it makes buying next to anything for her possible, no matter how fucking wacky it is. Most of the things are dontaed back to the local salvation army here. The last few years she was into quilts, blankets and towels. I had almost enough to fill the back of my durango. All of them were donated back. Somewhere someone has a blanket for to keep them warm thanks to Sally and her crazy presents to me..... I'd rather help my fellow man out since I have enough at this point in life

12-29-2004, 08:00 AM	#4
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	An inflatable sex pig. Never could work out how as a female I would use it though.

12-29-2004, 08:13 AM	#7
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	A box of english muffins for my birthday. There were like 6 packs of them.