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DarkJedi · 01-09-2005, 03:09 PM

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/m4w/54575158.html

DarkJedi · 01-09-2005, 03:11 PM

This one was removed, but saved for posterity on another board:

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2005-01-04, 12:39PM EST

I WILL KNOCK YOU UP!

Serious responses only please. Seeking single professional females that want to have a child. My lineage dates through both George Washington and the Mayflower (the Mayflower on BOTH sides of my family Macdonald and Archer), to and past Louie of France (through Richard of England). I don't do drugs, but do drink occasionally. My I.Q. is 140+. I am in good health. I have sandy blonde hair (was totally blond until my mid twenties), Blue eyes. Multi instrumentalist, I read music. $500 for the transaction (negotiable), travel expense, supplement for housing (if needed) and I expect paper work absolving me of any legal or physical responsibility. I will provide services (live in if need be) for the full term, and actually would like the opportunity.... as I have an interest(love) in the culinary field and want to develope products specifically for needs(crazy wants/cravings) during pregnancy. Things like "Dill Pickle Ice Cream" for instance(which could develope into more-with participants having first claim to partnership). I will cook for you with the utmost care and regard for quality and nutrition.... if you complain enough I might do laundry in the later second and third trimesters. I even have some massage skills.... that stuff is to be discussed as per....and if you so desire, will accompany you through the birthing process/and that silly race car class(Lamaze/Bradley- which ever). For more information email me.

My professional resume;

http://davidaarcherresume.bravehost.com

* I am straight
* I am single
* I have never been married
* I have no children
* I am 36 years old
* I was born in February

DarkJedi · 01-09-2005, 03:11 PM

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/cas/51792396.html

Discretion is the most important thing here! I am searching for a j/o buddy or someone that will let me experiment with his cock. Would like to stroke it, rub it, maybe even suck it and then put it in my a**. I am pretty average looking and would like the same, must be circumsized, sorry I just have a thing about that. Married/curious types are welcome since that is what I am.

Screaming · 01-09-2005, 04:05 PM

seems you are the only one finding this funny.

kush · 01-09-2005, 04:38 PM

Nah, i found it amusing.
I was just browsing some mormon personals out of curiousity

Shoehorn! · 01-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/m4w/54575158.html

Is that that country singer who sang achy breaky heart?

DarkJedi · 01-09-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Is that that country singer who sang achy breaky heart?

I don't know but he looks fucking funny

01-09-2005, 03:09 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	In this thread, we laugh at local personals http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/m4w/54575158.html

01-09-2005, 04:05 PM	#4
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	seems you are the only one finding this funny. __________________

01-09-2005, 03:11 PM	#2
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	This one was removed, but saved for posterity on another board: Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2005-01-04, 12:39PM EST I WILL KNOCK YOU UP! Serious responses only please. Seeking single professional females that want to have a child. My lineage dates through both George Washington and the Mayflower (the Mayflower on BOTH sides of my family Macdonald and Archer), to and past Louie of France (through Richard of England). I don't do drugs, but do drink occasionally. My I.Q. is 140+. I am in good health. I have sandy blonde hair (was totally blond until my mid twenties), Blue eyes. Multi instrumentalist, I read music. $500 for the transaction (negotiable), travel expense, supplement for housing (if needed) and I expect paper work absolving me of any legal or physical responsibility. I will provide services (live in if need be) for the full term, and actually would like the opportunity.... as I have an interest(love) in the culinary field and want to develope products specifically for needs(crazy wants/cravings) during pregnancy. Things like "Dill Pickle Ice Cream" for instance(which could develope into more-with participants having first claim to partnership). I will cook for you with the utmost care and regard for quality and nutrition.... if you complain enough I might do laundry in the later second and third trimesters. I even have some massage skills.... that stuff is to be discussed as per....and if you so desire, will accompany you through the birthing process/and that silly race car class(Lamaze/Bradley- which ever). For more information email me. My professional resume; http://davidaarcherresume.bravehost.com * I am straight * I am single * I have never been married * I have no children * I am 36 years old * I was born in February

01-09-2005, 04:38 PM	#5
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Nah, i found it amusing. I was just browsing some mormon personals out of curiousity