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Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:18 PM

I am Mr. NeILsOnN and you fuckin pansies listen. I am a 4th grade mUSIc teacher. I love birds, every thing ABoUt them. They mak me warm and fuZZY. Here is my 4th GrAde class history. I cAMe IN and nodBOddy likeed mE. HeRess why. I just raMBBELleD on about meaNliNgeaLLesSe craP like Bird. I kePPet oN aboUTe birdSSSZeSSez and madE the kiDDeS sing about bird. The song they had to Siggin was the SEAgal song. I had whiTTE hair witH a Hulk HOgaN balled spot. SoMM of my student thought I look like Kelsey graMMer. They also hated because each music class they had to EATT the crap bURRRITTos. I worees the smae clotheSSSSSSs every CLaSs. A sTUPPId Look blue buTon up shizzert. And the same slacks dat tight up on my A SS craCKe.

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:24 PM

Does anyone want to see Mr. NeILsOnN's ass CrAck.

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:26 PM

Im going to show My ass Crackle.

Hot Visions · 01-16-2005, 11:26 PM

ur lame

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hot Visions

ur lame

No yor Lame mothERfuCkers Mr. NeILsOnN's Ass CraCKle hell yah.

fl_prn_str · 01-16-2005, 11:29 PM

I know it?s a holiday tomorrow kid....but aren?t you supposta be in bed by now???

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:29 PM

The plastic coated fake money fuck cards

There were these coated fake money cards the we received each week depending on how good we were the pervious week. The maxium amount of fake money we could get each week was 15. We got to keep the fake money in our desks in an envolope. Every quarter we got to use our fake money we built up to buy some shiity candy like joilly ranchers. Now TiTo got an idea to use his fake money to pay people to protect him, do his dirty work, and so he could feel like a big man. We wanted to gain a large amount of these fake cards so we could buy alot of cheap fuck at the end of the quarter. Some of the things we had to do when we were working for TiTo was fallow him around, protect him from people who wanted to jump him, and fight people he told us too. Someone told on TiTo for using the cards as a way to make people work for him, and therefore everyone in the class had to turn there cards in. We also had to do a week on the wall for out actions.

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

I know it?s a holiday tomorrow kid....but aren?t you supposta be in bed by now???

No hahahahahaha Get the hell out of my class room Im Mr.Earst bitch and Ill snake you.

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:33 PM

Blue Bucket

kristenemay5000

dude3322003:Im pissed off right now
dude3322003:you know about what
dude3322003:I hate thouse fucking blue bucket that get you wet
dude3322003: you know the ones from 8 years sgo
dude3322003:there all filled with water and fucking get you all wet and shit
kristenemay5000: really
kristenemay5000: r u man?
dude3322003: and every day for 25% of the day im sitting in the corner mad at that bucket
dude3322003: for the last 8 years
kristenemay5000: y im sori f i disturb u im a professional teacher im only 22
dude3322003: do you have buckets in the class room
dude3322003: filled with water
dude3322003: are they blue
kristenemay5000: yes
dude3322003: I fucking hate thouse buckets that make you wet
kristenemay5000: none thers no buckets her
dude3322003: Do you fill thouse buckets up with water on beach day
dude3322003: and pour them on people
dude3322003:Do you work at donner springs
kristenemay5000: no im a teacher
dude3322003: what school you working
dude3322003: Do you ever get mad at buckets full of water
kristenemay5000: as of now im not working im just looking 4 a job im a fresh graduate
dude3322003: When I see bluw buckets full of water I start yelling at them "dont get me wet" "dont get me wet"
dude3322003: I think I might be disterbed
kristenemay5000:sori if i disturbeb u
dude3322003:These blue buckets have realy scared me for life
dude3322003:It's not you it's the buckets that get you wet that bother me
dude3322003: One time at a backyard party there was a bucket full of water and I started to freak out
dude3322003: I started yelling at the bucket
kristenemay5000: i dont have buckets her dont wori
dude3322003: Then I threw the bucket over the fence, and when I turned around everyone was looking at me
dude3322003: Im not afraid of the buckets but they do cause me to become distructive
kristenemay5000: really sori to hear that, u have fear in buckets
dude3322003: Not fear im not afraid Ill kick that fucking buckets ass
dude3322003: it's just they cause me to become mad
dude3322003: when I see them
dude3322003: Do to what happened in the past
kristenemay5000: ok now understand u
dude3322003: I cant get through a day without think about that day in second grade 8 years ago
kristenemay5000:realy
dude3322003: I said I did not want to get wet, but our teacher made use do the activity
dude3322003: Where we had to fill a milk carton full of water and dump it in the bucket
kristenemay5000: maybe the teacher did not understand i. its the fult already of the teacher
dude3322003: At the end someone dumped the blue bucket of water on me and got me wet
dude3322003: I went out of control I became inragged and attacked the bucket
dude3322003: I kicked it and threw it
kristenemay5000: so after dat wat the teacher doing
dude3322003: Finaly when a few people where able to hold me down they picked up the bucket and took it away from me
dude3322003:The bucket was broken and I was at lest happy for that
kristenemay5000: obcourse u make happy coz the bucket is none anymore
dude3322003: Im not shure what happened to that teacher, but a year latter in third grade I stole white out from her class room
kristenemay5000: realy r u still studying now?
dude3322003 No im obsesed with the bucket problem that it's hard for me to get threw a day
dude3322003: at lest with out depressants

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:39 PM

Read about my fucking bucket.

Vince McMahon · 01-16-2005, 11:45 PM

He stayed anouther year just to get me arrested. He threatened me and my friend. He called us dumb and dumer. He drew a line between the feild to devide us and our enemys we crossed it by 2 feet and got suspended. He was fighting mad . He chewed gum in the school even though we were not alowed to. He had a hulk hogan mustache. In his office he had life size cardboard cutouts of john wayne. My friend and I got attacked by a few people and he siad it was out fult for who we were. He also used racial slurs. One time my friends got in trouble for something they did not do and he said he knew it was not there fult but because they were frineds of mine it was there fult. He sayed he never hated any kids intell he met us.

Vince McMahon · 01-17-2005, 12:13 AM

Be's back bitch.

Vince McMahon · 01-17-2005, 12:26 AM

Dont make me sing the segal song.

Vince McMahon · 01-17-2005, 12:33 AM

Here We go:

Ugh Im a seagl Ugh Flying High inthe Sky
All Tricked out and Ramped out
Flying Out To see Ughh
Segal Ughh Oughhh Yah Im a Seagal
Segal Flying high inthe Sky

Vince McMahon · 01-17-2005, 12:44 AM

This guy is so tricked he needs his own Fighure.

Vince McMahon · 01-17-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince McMahon

This guy is so tricked he needs his own Fighure.

I'ts going to coast 15.95 and comes with a bird and a headset.

01-16-2005, 11:18 PM	#1
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	NeILsOnN I am Mr. NeILsOnN and you fuckin pansies listen. I am a 4th grade mUSIc teacher. I love birds, every thing ABoUt them. They mak me warm and fuZZY. Here is my 4th GrAde class history. I cAMe IN and nodBOddy likeed mE. HeRess why. I just raMBBELleD on about meaNliNgeaLLesSe craP like Bird. I kePPet oN aboUTe birdSSSZeSSez and madE the kiDDeS sing about bird. The song they had to Siggin was the SEAgal song. I had whiTTE hair witH a Hulk HOgaN balled spot. SoMM of my student thought I look like Kelsey graMMer. They also hated because each music class they had to EATT the crap bURRRITTos. I worees the smae clotheSSSSSSs every CLaSs. A sTUPPId Look blue buTon up shizzert. And the same slacks dat tight up on my A SS craCKe.

01-16-2005, 11:26 PM	#4
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01-16-2005, 11:24 PM	#2
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Does anyone want to see Mr. NeILsOnN's ass CrAck.

01-16-2005, 11:29 PM	#6
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	I know it?s a holiday tomorrow kid....but aren?t you supposta be in bed by now???

01-16-2005, 11:33 PM	#9
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Blue Bucket kristenemay5000 dude3322003:Im pissed off right now dude3322003:you know about what dude3322003:I hate thouse fucking blue bucket that get you wet dude3322003: you know the ones from 8 years sgo dude3322003:there all filled with water and fucking get you all wet and shit kristenemay5000: really kristenemay5000: r u man? dude3322003: and every day for 25% of the day im sitting in the corner mad at that bucket dude3322003: for the last 8 years kristenemay5000: y im sori f i disturb u im a professional teacher im only 22 dude3322003: do you have buckets in the class room dude3322003: filled with water dude3322003: are they blue kristenemay5000: yes dude3322003: I fucking hate thouse buckets that make you wet kristenemay5000: none thers no buckets her dude3322003: Do you fill thouse buckets up with water on beach day dude3322003: and pour them on people dude3322003:Do you work at donner springs kristenemay5000: no im a teacher dude3322003: what school you working dude3322003: Do you ever get mad at buckets full of water kristenemay5000: as of now im not working im just looking 4 a job im a fresh graduate dude3322003: When I see bluw buckets full of water I start yelling at them "dont get me wet" "dont get me wet" dude3322003: I think I might be disterbed kristenemay5000:sori if i disturbeb u dude3322003:These blue buckets have realy scared me for life dude3322003:It's not you it's the buckets that get you wet that bother me dude3322003: One time at a backyard party there was a bucket full of water and I started to freak out dude3322003: I started yelling at the bucket kristenemay5000: i dont have buckets her dont wori dude3322003: Then I threw the bucket over the fence, and when I turned around everyone was looking at me dude3322003: Im not afraid of the buckets but they do cause me to become distructive kristenemay5000: really sori to hear that, u have fear in buckets dude3322003: Not fear im not afraid Ill kick that fucking buckets ass dude3322003: it's just they cause me to become mad dude3322003: when I see them dude3322003: Do to what happened in the past kristenemay5000: ok now understand u dude3322003: I cant get through a day without think about that day in second grade 8 years ago kristenemay5000:realy dude3322003: I said I did not want to get wet, but our teacher made use do the activity dude3322003: Where we had to fill a milk carton full of water and dump it in the bucket kristenemay5000: maybe the teacher did not understand i. its the fult already of the teacher dude3322003: At the end someone dumped the blue bucket of water on me and got me wet dude3322003: I went out of control I became inragged and attacked the bucket dude3322003: I kicked it and threw it kristenemay5000: so after dat wat the teacher doing dude3322003: Finaly when a few people where able to hold me down they picked up the bucket and took it away from me dude3322003:The bucket was broken and I was at lest happy for that kristenemay5000: obcourse u make happy coz the bucket is none anymore dude3322003: Im not shure what happened to that teacher, but a year latter in third grade I stole white out from her class room kristenemay5000: realy r u still studying now? dude3322003 No im obsesed with the bucket problem that it's hard for me to get threw a day dude3322003: at lest with out depressants

01-16-2005, 11:39 PM	#10
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Read about my fucking bucket.

01-16-2005, 11:45 PM	#11
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	He stayed anouther year just to get me arrested. He threatened me and my friend. He called us dumb and dumer. He drew a line between the feild to devide us and our enemys we crossed it by 2 feet and got suspended. He was fighting mad . He chewed gum in the school even though we were not alowed to. He had a hulk hogan mustache. In his office he had life size cardboard cutouts of john wayne. My friend and I got attacked by a few people and he siad it was out fult for who we were. He also used racial slurs. One time my friends got in trouble for something they did not do and he said he knew it was not there fult but because they were frineds of mine it was there fult. He sayed he never hated any kids intell he met us.

01-17-2005, 12:13 AM	#12
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Be's back bitch.

01-17-2005, 12:26 AM	#13
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Dont make me sing the segal song.

01-17-2005, 12:33 AM	#14
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Here We go: Ugh Im a seagl Ugh Flying High inthe Sky All Tricked out and Ramped out Flying Out To see Ughh Segal Ughh Oughhh Yah Im a Seagal Segal Flying high inthe Sky

01-17-2005, 12:44 AM	#15
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	This guy is so tricked he needs his own Fighure.