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TheGarbageMan · 02-04-2005, 08:48 AM

Teri Hatcher may admit to having been a hahaha8220;has-beenhahaha8221; hahaha8212; but the star wants to set the record straight on one thing: her breasts are real.
The Desperate Housewife is denying rumors that her breasts are not her own.

hahaha8220;I think they should have been cast in bronze at some point because there was so much hysteria surrounding them,hahaha8221; Hatcher told the London Daily Mail.

Hatcherhahaha8217;s breasts may be flesh and blood, but apparently, the source of her sexual satisfaction isnhahaha8217;t.

hahaha8220;Ihahaha8217;m just thankful I have some fancy electronics around the house,hahaha8221; she told the paper when asked about her love life. hahaha8220;People seem shocked by that, but I guarantee you that most women in their 30s or 40s have an electronic friend somewhere within reach for those long, lonely nights, and that applies whether you are married or single.hahaha8221;

Oscar dreaming

Reagan Frey / Getty Images

Kevin Bacon wishes he wasnhahaha8217;t a few degrees removed from Oscar.

The actor hahaha8212; who has made 50 films in 25 years but has never been nominated for the award hahaha8212; has been grousing about not getting more recognition for his work. hahaha8220;Of course Ihahaha8217;d rather have an Oscar than not,hahaha8221; Bacon told the London Guardian while promoting hahaha8220;The Woodsmanhahaha8221; hahaha8212; for which he was widely expected to receive a nomination, but didnhahaha8217;t. hahaha8220;And year after year Ihahaha8217;ve seen this season come and go hahaha8212; this club of which I am not a member. I facetiously call it the bitter season, and there have been times when ithahaha8217;s been hard.hahaha8221;

But what annoyed Bacon about another film, hahaha8220;Mystic River,hahaha8221; wasnhahaha8217;t that his two co-stars, Tim Robbins, and Sean Penn won Oscars. It was that he was taken off the poster.

hahaha8220;Look, those guys were [bleeping] amazing in that movie, so I donhahaha8217;t begrudge them at all,hahaha8221; he said. hahaha8220;The only thing that bothered me was when they took me off the poster. . . . The studio throws its weight in the direction they think ithahaha8217;s going. So the day they took me off the poster, that hurt. It changed the emphasis. I thought, hahaha8216;Oh, I get it. This is where ithahaha8217;s going.hahaha8217; One day I open up the paper and Ihahaha8217;m not even in the [bleeping] movie.hahaha8221;

Notes from all over

Kevork Djansezian / AP
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Did Justin Timberlakehahaha8217;s mom, Lynn, keep him from walking down the aisle with sweetie Cameron Diaz? The new issue of US Weekly reports that when Timberlake gave the actress a ring a year ago, she was hahaha8220;thrilledhahaha8217; until she learned that his mother had talked him out of popping the question. hahaha8220;Cameron has worried from day one that Lynn didnhahaha8217;t like her,hahaha8221; a source told the mag. Either the relationship has thawed or the source was wrong, because the two were recently spotted at the L.A. club Shelter. . . . Some Keanu Reeves fans were complaining that he didnhahaha8217;t look like himself when he star was revealed earlier this week on the Hollywood Walk of fame. . . . Tara Reid continues to complain that the tabloids are making hahaha8220;a cartoonhahaha8221; of her. Her infamous boob-baring dress, she says, was hahaha8220;a mistake.hahaha8221;

sickkittens · 02-04-2005, 08:49 AM

hahahahahahaha? hahahaha hahahah hahahaha!!!! hahahaha hahahah?!?!?!?!

Evil1 · 02-04-2005, 08:58 AM

what the fucking fuck?

naughty_weena · 02-04-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

hahahahahahaha? hahahaha hahahah hahahaha!!!! hahahaha hahahah?!?!?!?!

Lol!

oops! i guess that would be "hahaha" instead of LoL.

Dina_C9 · 02-04-2005, 10:10 AM

Who really cares if they're real or not?
Go back to your superman show Teri. She's so 90's

Michael O · 02-04-2005, 10:22 AM

StuartD · 02-04-2005, 10:26 AM

"They're real and they're spectacular!"

MattO · 02-04-2005, 10:28 AM

You suck at the cut-and-paste

axelcat · 02-04-2005, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

hahahahahahaha? hahahaha hahahah hahahaha!!!! hahahaha hahahah?!?!?!?!

QuaWee · 02-04-2005, 10:34 AM

you should of reviewed your post before posting it

Spunky · 02-04-2005, 10:36 AM

I'd butter her buns

TheGarbageMan · 02-04-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

she's got crack woman titts.

dem mutahfuckers look mighty droopy to me

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 02-04-2005, 10:37 AM

I went to see that shitty movie with her fully naked because I heard she was fully naked in it. What a disappointment.

jt420 · 02-04-2005, 10:52 AM

those are some disappointing tits

Thurbs · 02-04-2005, 11:13 AM

she was in a movie?

sickkittens · 02-04-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Those are far from spectacular. Is that a photochop?

Michael O · 02-04-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Those are far from spectacular. Is that a photochop?

Don´t think so there are 4-6 pictures in that series I think.
Saw it for the first time 4-5 years ago and when I saw this thread I remembered them and did a quick search.

Jayo · 02-04-2005, 12:57 PM

Teri Hatcher is HOT! So is her co-star on "Desparate Housewives"

GatorB · 02-04-2005, 01:02 PM

Tranny?

She needs some fake ones. And I HATE fake tities.

Wiggles · 02-04-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Tranny?

She needs some fake ones. And I HATE fake tities.

those are some saggy ass tits, kinda gross.

02-04-2005, 08:48 AM	#1
TheGarbageMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 643	Teri Hatcher says Teri Hatcher may admit to having been a hahaha8220;has-beenhahaha8221; hahaha8212; but the star wants to set the record straight on one thing: her breasts are real. The Desperate Housewife is denying rumors that her breasts are not her own. hahaha8220;I think they should have been cast in bronze at some point because there was so much hysteria surrounding them,hahaha8221; Hatcher told the London Daily Mail. Hatcherhahaha8217;s breasts may be flesh and blood, but apparently, the source of her sexual satisfaction isnhahaha8217;t. hahaha8220;Ihahaha8217;m just thankful I have some fancy electronics around the house,hahaha8221; she told the paper when asked about her love life. hahaha8220;People seem shocked by that, but I guarantee you that most women in their 30s or 40s have an electronic friend somewhere within reach for those long, lonely nights, and that applies whether you are married or single.hahaha8221; Oscar dreaming Reagan Frey / Getty Images Kevin Bacon wishes he wasnhahaha8217;t a few degrees removed from Oscar. The actor hahaha8212; who has made 50 films in 25 years but has never been nominated for the award hahaha8212; has been grousing about not getting more recognition for his work. hahaha8220;Of course Ihahaha8217;d rather have an Oscar than not,hahaha8221; Bacon told the London Guardian while promoting hahaha8220;The Woodsmanhahaha8221; hahaha8212; for which he was widely expected to receive a nomination, but didnhahaha8217;t. hahaha8220;And year after year Ihahaha8217;ve seen this season come and go hahaha8212; this club of which I am not a member. I facetiously call it the bitter season, and there have been times when ithahaha8217;s been hard.hahaha8221; But what annoyed Bacon about another film, hahaha8220;Mystic River,hahaha8221; wasnhahaha8217;t that his two co-stars, Tim Robbins, and Sean Penn won Oscars. It was that he was taken off the poster. hahaha8220;Look, those guys were [bleeping] amazing in that movie, so I donhahaha8217;t begrudge them at all,hahaha8221; he said. hahaha8220;The only thing that bothered me was when they took me off the poster. . . . The studio throws its weight in the direction they think ithahaha8217;s going. So the day they took me off the poster, that hurt. It changed the emphasis. I thought, hahaha8216;Oh, I get it. This is where ithahaha8217;s going.hahaha8217; One day I open up the paper and Ihahaha8217;m not even in the [bleeping] movie.hahaha8221; Notes from all over Kevork Djansezian / AP -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did Justin Timberlakehahaha8217;s mom, Lynn, keep him from walking down the aisle with sweetie Cameron Diaz? The new issue of US Weekly reports that when Timberlake gave the actress a ring a year ago, she was hahaha8220;thrilledhahaha8217; until she learned that his mother had talked him out of popping the question. hahaha8220;Cameron has worried from day one that Lynn didnhahaha8217;t like her,hahaha8221; a source told the mag. Either the relationship has thawed or the source was wrong, because the two were recently spotted at the L.A. club Shelter. . . . Some Keanu Reeves fans were complaining that he didnhahaha8217;t look like himself when he star was revealed earlier this week on the Hollywood Walk of fame. . . . Tara Reid continues to complain that the tabloids are making hahaha8220;a cartoonhahaha8221; of her. Her infamous boob-baring dress, she says, was hahaha8220;a mistake.hahaha8221;

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