Dog is not this man's best friend - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 02-18-2005, 01:19 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...og_fetches_pot

gotta love the "odd news"

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Strange News - AP

Dog Helps Bust Owner on Marijuana Charge

Thu Feb 17, 3:26 PM ET Strange News - AP

GRAPEVINE, Texas - The owner of J.D. the Labrador may be wishing his dog weren't such a good retriever. Matthew Porter and two friends were playing Frisbee golf in a park Monday when a police officer who thought he smelled burning marijuana began questioning them.

As the officer was checking for outstanding warrants, J.D. waded into a nearby creek and emerged with a plastic bag containing the drug.

Porter, 25, was charged with possessing drug paraphernalia. Micah Hays, 24, was charged with marijuana possession. J.D. was turned over to the third person at the park, who faces no charges.

pornguy · 02-18-2005, 01:25 AM

You have to love mans best friend.

theFeTiShLaDy · 02-18-2005, 01:34 AM

definitely not the guy's bestfriend...maybe the dog was so jealous that he doesn't get to try marijuana..lol

$5 submissions · 02-18-2005, 01:37 AM

Bad Legal Advice: Tell the cop the dog OWNED the pot

LOL

Muff · 02-18-2005, 01:44 AM

I don't see how they could be convicted. Well atleast the one that was charged with possesion. Since technically he didn't have it in his possesion.

Funny story though.

Kard63 · 02-18-2005, 01:54 AM

Dog replaced by pocket pussy ?

02-18-2005, 01:19 AM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Dog is not this man's best friend http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...og_fetches_pot gotta love the "odd news" -------------------- Strange News - AP Dog Helps Bust Owner on Marijuana Charge Thu Feb 17, 3:26 PM ET Strange News - AP GRAPEVINE, Texas - The owner of J.D. the Labrador may be wishing his dog weren't such a good retriever. Matthew Porter and two friends were playing Frisbee golf in a park Monday when a police officer who thought he smelled burning marijuana began questioning them. As the officer was checking for outstanding warrants, J.D. waded into a nearby creek and emerged with a plastic bag containing the drug. Porter, 25, was charged with possessing drug paraphernalia. Micah Hays, 24, was charged with marijuana possession. J.D. was turned over to the third person at the park, who faces no charges. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-18-2005, 01:25 AM	#2
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02-18-2005, 01:34 AM	#3
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02-18-2005, 01:37 AM	#4
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02-18-2005, 01:54 AM	#6
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02-18-2005, 01:44 AM	#5
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	I don't see how they could be convicted. Well atleast the one that was charged with possesion. Since technically he didn't have it in his possesion. Funny story though.