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Xplicit · 02-26-2005, 03:27 PM

The biggest downside of being self employed.

Anyone else have the problem of blowing all their cash during the year, and then when tax season comes around you get KICKED IN YOUR FUCKING ASS??

Sorry just got an email from my accountant with my final numbers for 04'.... venting.

slapass · 02-26-2005, 03:28 PM

Every fucking year!

thaifan99 · 02-26-2005, 03:29 PM

Offshore rocks......

Xplicit · 02-26-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaifan99

Offshore rocks......

Is it legal?

If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.

nastyking · 02-26-2005, 03:39 PM

your tax consultant should know all the LEGAL tricks to avoid paying (too much) taxes. at least mine knows

toddler · 02-26-2005, 04:36 PM

buy a house.

Young · 02-26-2005, 04:39 PM

taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.

Illicit · 02-26-2005, 05:15 PM

I hate tax time... this sucks... I got to do mine still

Briscoe · 02-26-2005, 05:22 PM

I feel your pain.

I can't seem to find the emoticon with the gaped asshole...

xclusive · 02-26-2005, 05:33 PM

Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant

Vitasoy · 02-26-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.

Damn I gotta watch out when drinking.

Tony Montana · 02-26-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xplicit

Is it legal?

If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.

Its not legal in the USA if you work here and put your money offshore to hide income.

Tony Montana · 02-26-2005, 06:01 PM

Oh, put a shitload of money into a retirement account

AdultMovies.bz · 02-26-2005, 06:07 PM

I pay my taxes quarterly, at least that way I avoid too many surprises

Nanda · 02-26-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant

Xplicit · 02-26-2005, 06:35 PM

Yeah, im down to do anything LEGAL, because if you get caught, even if the odds are in your favor, you'll regret it.

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