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I'm here for SPORT
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What's more important to you? your girlfriend or your dog?
Question - if you were made to choose which would you choose?
I'm of the opinion that anyone that would even consider making me choose isn't worth choosing.
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neither, my car.
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I have never had a dog before. I can't see how you even can compare the two. I know they are mans best freinds but cmon. Am I missing something here? Maybe I need a dog.
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I had a b/f who wanted me to get rid of my 2 cat's I had at the time. I said hell no, my best cat disappeared. I went and offerd some kids around the neighborhood if they had seen him and told them anyone who found him would get $100. I know they looked hard, to a kid $100 is alot. They never found him and to this day I think that guy killed him. I hope he dies the same way he killed my cat.
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Dog...........will hump you even its in a bad mood!
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No question about it ...............D-O-G
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i dont have neither of them
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I hate pets.
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yeah right,dog! |
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I would choose my dogs because no decent man would make me choose.
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What a stupid question ! I'd take my G/F !
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I don't have dog , so GIRLFRIEND
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Many women have come and gone, but my dogs have always been there.
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You are correct there re the choosing. If someone was to even consider asking me to choose the choice would not be them, they are not the type of person that I would want to have in my life.
Now if I have to choose between my carpet and my dog, whole different ball game there! ;)
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Chances are that you have had your dog longer than your girlfriend. I say keep the dog.
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I need a beer
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My pets are far more important then any woman.They are like my kids
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The dog will always be there/want me.
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I guess I'd have to go sit in a corner and call both their names.
Whichever one came first, would be the winner. j-
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dog.. and then my fish
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My dog is cheaper
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Women come, and Women go, but Dogs, their hearts are yours forever . . . . .
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dog .......
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Dog.
I have no girlfriend, but that says it all right there... my former girlfriends are nowhere to be seen, my dog never leaves me or fucks up bad enough for me to kick him out. It's a no-brainer.
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Your dog will always be loyal... The person who made you even think about this question won't be so loyal.
WG
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Viva la vulva!
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They're both bitches - my g/f gives me crap and my dog eats crap.
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Sleazy,
I don't have a dog. I've got two Goffin Cockatoos. They've been with me for over 20 years now. I've gone through two wives and a mirad of gfs during that time. The kids are still with me. Does that answer your question? LOL |
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My dogs without a doubt.
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my dog doesn't swallow (neighbor told me) and and gf can't skateboarding.
now I'm fucking lost! help
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bros before hoes
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Okay same question, but with a twist.
Say your boyfriend/girlfriend was truly your soul-mate and you knew this. You really wouldn't want to live without them, and the relationship seemed just perfect. You two decide to get married but your partner is deathly allergic to your pet. So they tell you "I love you, I want to marry you and live with you forever, but I can't live in a state of allergic attack all of the time. I've never said anything while we were dating because it's your place, your pet, and I can handle it once or twice a week. If we're going to live together though, I really can't have pets in the house." Would that change the situation for you, at all?
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Fucked if I know
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Wouldnt yours be one in the same?
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if your dog was outside one door whining, and your girlfriend was outside another door bitching, who would you let in if you could only choose one?
Simple. The dog will stop whining when you let it in; dog wins. |
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I love my dog. Fuck girfriends, I am too busy having sex with porn sluts.
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A Fat Triple Cheese Burger ... OH SO GOOOOOOD!
Dont forget the fries!
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I need a beer
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if my gf starts taking dumps on the carpet.......shes gone too.....
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