Are people on cell phones oblivious to their sheer ugliness? - GoFuckYourself.com

DomBuyer · 04-13-2005, 06:17 AM

I'm sitting in Ohare the other day between planes, and I'm in no mood.

This women, around 20 or so, straight from Kansas or sumthin', is sitting a few rows down from me, and I swear the entire airport can hear every useless and insipid thing travelling up from her larynx and into her voicebox.

Isn't it interesting that such a complicated and synchronous thing as speech is wasted on people who say nothing, over and over.

Cell phones are making savages out of all of us, I swear.

Well, time goes by, and eventually I start to stare this idiot woman down. I refuse to move, as others are doing, serially, marching away like sheep.

Fuck that.

She ignores me.

I just keep on staring at her, and every 30 seconds or so she looks over awkwardly to see if I'm still staring.

I'm oddly fascinated that anyone is so self-centred that their cell conversation manages to drown out literally every other sound in this noisy airport lounge.
What the fuck is wrong with people? Where do these people come from?

Finally, some guy, god bless him, has to leave, and as he gets up, takes a long swivel, and then says this:

"You litte bitch, right now your parents are embarassed that they had you."

With this, he caught his plane.

My girl and I high-fived each other.

kmanrox · 04-13-2005, 06:30 AM

thats funny, because i was on the phone with the girl.. and the girl was in fact your GF.... what do you have to say to that?

CDSmith · 04-13-2005, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DomBuyer

Are people on cell phones oblivious to their sheer ugliness?

Don't know, maybe.

What I do know is that they are all clueless as to how stupid they look.

Driving with a phone stuck to the side of their head.

DomBuyer · 04-13-2005, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedonistic

thats funny, because i was on the phone with the girl.. and the girl was in fact your GF.... what do you have to say to that?

Don't be gettin' all David Mamet on me bro

04-13-2005, 06:17 AM	#1
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	Are people on cell phones oblivious to their sheer ugliness? I'm sitting in Ohare the other day between planes, and I'm in no mood. This women, around 20 or so, straight from Kansas or sumthin', is sitting a few rows down from me, and I swear the entire airport can hear every useless and insipid thing travelling up from her larynx and into her voicebox. Isn't it interesting that such a complicated and synchronous thing as speech is wasted on people who say nothing, over and over. Cell phones are making savages out of all of us, I swear. Well, time goes by, and eventually I start to stare this idiot woman down. I refuse to move, as others are doing, serially, marching away like sheep. Fuck that. She ignores me. I just keep on staring at her, and every 30 seconds or so she looks over awkwardly to see if I'm still staring. I'm oddly fascinated that anyone is so self-centred that their cell conversation manages to drown out literally every other sound in this noisy airport lounge. What the fuck is wrong with people? Where do these people come from? Finally, some guy, god bless him, has to leave, and as he gets up, takes a long swivel, and then says this: "You litte bitch, right now your parents are embarassed that they had you." With this, he caught his plane. My girl and I high-fived each other.

04-13-2005, 06:30 AM	#2
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	thats funny, because i was on the phone with the girl.. and the girl was in fact your GF.... what do you have to say to that? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor