Incredible Cab ride in Montreal. - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 06-01-2002, 12:07 AM

Most unbelieveable cab ride of my life last night. this is long but funny.

AaronM, buffed body and myself decide to goto a strip club. Being the genious I am I paid a bum $5 for info on the best place. He HIGHLY recomended the Grand Prix - a club 45 min out of town. Ok - no problem, we want the best right? We grab a cab and the cabbie doesn't speak 3 words of english and from the looks of him I really don't think he was speaking proper french either. We ask if he knows the 'grand prix' and he assures us he does. After several circles on a few streets we realize he doesn't have a clue where he is going. So we say so and he pulls over and asks ANOTHER cabbie how to get there. He gets detailed directions, and I tell the guys why not bail out on this cab and just go with the cabbie who KNOWS how to get there. No No NO, we mustent do that... anyway - off we go down some freeway at 70km when all traffic is doing 110km. All cars are wizzing past us. We knew something was wrong. He kept phoning different people and babbeling in french then suddenly Aaron realized he was reading the street signs as we passed them and still asking for directions. We make a turn onto some deserted road in the woods and then he stops in the middle of the road and basically has a bain fart. He starts up and gos to a dunken donuts, bangs on the door looking for someone to give him directions but no one answers him. He asks a couple cars and they all give him the finger. The he goes back to the closed donut shop for some reason. nothing. AaronM 'accendently' bumps the meter and resets it - the idiot doesn't notice - there was $50 on the meter at this point. we start driving aimlessly until buffed body suddenly blurts out " I know EXACTLY where we are'. Silence in the cab and everyone looks at him. He stats with absolute authority "SMACK DAB in the MIDDLE OF BUTT FUCK NOWHERE' .

The cabbie wasn't impressed, but AaronM and I were laughing soo hard he couldn't do anything and if he did he's have to admit he spoke english. Anyway - off we go and he pulls into a residential driveway. He as LOST controll of us to laughter, we think he's gona knock on this stranger's house at 11pm and ask directions to a strip club. He opens the door, but decides against it. Aaron siezes the moment to reset the meter again. We drive aimlessly about mostly cause noone will answer the phone again for this guy as he's trying many numbers with no luck to get more directions. Then Buffed thinks maybe he's leading us to a trap where a bunch of guys will rob us. We think about it, but decide that even if it's true this guy could NEVER co-ordanate the directions. We pass a factory or something called CCUM (no joke - no pun of ccbill either) and can't speak due to laughter for some time. Finally the cabbie begs some car for directions. We pass this big chicken/roster (cock) restraunt and get lost again. Many miles later buffed body starts saying "right at the cock, right at the cock, not left. He said right'
We turn around and go by the big cock again. I can hardly speak for laughter. We've been in this cab well over an hour now. FInally he gives up and pulls over and says he can't find it. I look across the street and guess what, there is the Grand Prix strip club. We pile out and flip him a few bucks. He insists we take his cell number to call him for a ride back. We take it and toss it in the ditch. Walking would have been faster. That's a cab ride I'll never forget.

Brown Bear · 06-01-2002, 12:26 AM

I sure hope that strip club was worth it.

SleazyDream · 06-01-2002, 12:28 AM

it was - incredible girls there. Quite the nice place.

baddog · 06-01-2002, 12:32 AM

Just keep AaronM away from the cops up there, don't want him ending up in the slammer up there now.

Not sure if you heard or not, but the LAKERS won.

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

kmanrox · 06-01-2002, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
Just keep AaronM away from the cops up there, don't want him ending up in the slammer up there now.

Not sure if you heard or not, but the LAKERS won.

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahah'

what baddog said!!

Milton · 06-01-2002, 06:38 AM

ha nice ..

TDF · 06-01-2002, 06:41 AM

mm..canadian strippers

sexyclicks · 06-01-2002, 08:23 AM

As a Montrealer I advise you to go North outside Montreal (Laval maybe) to the strip clubs.
The more North you go the MORE they allow you to touch and suck and fuck!!!
The strip clubs Downtown don't allow that...

mule · 06-01-2002, 08:38 AM

LOL, Sleazy, that really cracked me up

Evil Chris · 06-01-2002, 09:07 AM

That's a funny story... and probably all true.

The Grand Prix is about 40 minutes south of Montreal, so yeah, you do have to get on the highway for awhile. It's a truckstop, actually. A strip joint for truckers mainly.

But years ago, it was one of the very first strip joints in Quebec to be full contact (+ extras)....

So did you guys get blowjobs in there at least???

foe · 06-01-2002, 09:31 AM

Lol sounds like you guys had fun

HS-Trixxxia · 06-01-2002, 10:02 AM

Sleazy, you must have got a *REAL* winner cabby. Generally, they know where to go and what to suggest. He must have been a *Newbie* to the cab business himself.

EvilChris, do you know if anyone is getting together tonight or tomorrow night for a general get together & network? We were supposed to be at the show but unfortunately, someone came out with last minute *surprise* parties and we're not able to. If people are getting together tonight or tomorrow night at a nightclub or restaurant, we'd like to meet some other webmasters.

Evil Chris · 06-01-2002, 10:17 AM

Trixxxia...
I'm at home today, kinda recooperating a bit... but the big thing tonight is N-e-t-p-o-n-d's Racing... That's where the big crowd will be.

There is also the Insite Party at the top of the Delta Hotel. If you want to network, that's a good place to do it...

SilverSiR · 06-01-2002, 10:44 AM

We don't use miles up here in canaduh, its kilometres, got it yankee?

HS-Trixxxia · 06-01-2002, 11:37 AM

EvilChris,
Any idea if we'd be able to get tickets? We do promote them but I thought if we weren't going to the exposition we wouldn't get tickets.
I've just tried to call Angela, but she may be out of town or out of the office. Let me know if you have any info.

Thanks!! Oh and recoooop!!

Trixxxia

Funbrunette · 06-01-2002, 12:55 PM

Trixxia!

Just track down Fay or Dave Gold! Good luck to you!

Evil Brunette...Hehehe!

boneprone · 06-01-2002, 01:19 PM

Haaa! Hangin with Aaron is always a blast.
Sounds like fun!
Wish I were there.

HS-Trixxxia · 06-01-2002, 09:18 PM

Thanks FunBrunette,

Didn't find anyone so we decided to go to the Casino instead!

Anyhow, eventually I guess we'll find some Montreal webmasters to network with and maybe meet once a month!

I hope you all are enjoying it!!

Ciao

Mikel · 06-06-2002, 09:46 AM

I'm sure next time your in Montreal you'll know exactly where it is and I'll probably see you there ;-)

AaronM · 05-24-2003, 12:36 AM

That was a fucked up night.

russian_agent_69 · 05-24-2003, 12:41 AM

Good story. I needed a laugh.

Spunky · 05-24-2003, 12:42 AM

Almost as nice as Vancouver...at least the ragheads speak english...or try to

ronin · 05-24-2003, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
That was a fucked up night.

OOKKKKKKK............that post was from 06-01-2002 08:07 AM

escorpio · 05-24-2003, 12:45 AM

Sometimes getting there is half the fun.

AaronM · 05-24-2003, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronin

OOKKKKKKK............that post was from 06-01-2002 08:07 AM

Cut me some slack...I was banned when that post was made. It just took me awhile to reply after getting unbanned.

AaronM · 05-24-2003, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Sometimes getting there is half the fun.

Obviously you have never been to the Grand Prix.

ronin · 05-24-2003, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Cut me some slack...I was banned when that post was made. It just took me awhile to reply after getting unbanned.

we'll buy that.

Orenbvip · 11-13-2005, 12:52 PM

ha ha, funny story.
I'm Sorry to inform you guys that Gran prix is closed. but there are still of other venues

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 01:01 PM

And I opened this thread thinking that the cab played "dodge the jaywalker". That was something else.

repoman4you · 11-13-2005, 01:02 PM

Viva la quebecois

Hahaha...only something like that would happen here in Canada, don't even want to hear the storiez about the cabby's in Toronto....you think Montreal is bad?? *rotflmao*

Cheers.....

baddog · 11-13-2005, 05:06 PM

3 year old threads rock

SleazyDream · 01-03-2006, 12:51 AM

still laugh when i read this

Nookster · 01-03-2006, 12:55 AM

lol that is pretty funny.

innocentisabelle · 01-03-2006, 12:57 AM

Montreal girls are so sexy

06-01-2002, 12:07 AM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Incredible Cab ride in Montreal. Most unbelieveable cab ride of my life last night. this is long but funny. AaronM, buffed body and myself decide to goto a strip club. Being the genious I am I paid a bum $5 for info on the best place. He HIGHLY recomended the Grand Prix - a club 45 min out of town. Ok - no problem, we want the best right? We grab a cab and the cabbie doesn't speak 3 words of english and from the looks of him I really don't think he was speaking proper french either. We ask if he knows the 'grand prix' and he assures us he does. After several circles on a few streets we realize he doesn't have a clue where he is going. So we say so and he pulls over and asks ANOTHER cabbie how to get there. He gets detailed directions, and I tell the guys why not bail out on this cab and just go with the cabbie who KNOWS how to get there. No No NO, we mustent do that... anyway - off we go down some freeway at 70km when all traffic is doing 110km. All cars are wizzing past us. We knew something was wrong. He kept phoning different people and babbeling in french then suddenly Aaron realized he was reading the street signs as we passed them and still asking for directions. We make a turn onto some deserted road in the woods and then he stops in the middle of the road and basically has a bain fart. He starts up and gos to a dunken donuts, bangs on the door looking for someone to give him directions but no one answers him. He asks a couple cars and they all give him the finger. The he goes back to the closed donut shop for some reason. nothing. AaronM 'accendently' bumps the meter and resets it - the idiot doesn't notice - there was $50 on the meter at this point. we start driving aimlessly until buffed body suddenly blurts out " I know EXACTLY where we are'. Silence in the cab and everyone looks at him. He stats with absolute authority "SMACK DAB in the MIDDLE OF BUTT FUCK NOWHERE' . The cabbie wasn't impressed, but AaronM and I were laughing soo hard he couldn't do anything and if he did he's have to admit he spoke english. Anyway - off we go and he pulls into a residential driveway. He as LOST controll of us to laughter, we think he's gona knock on this stranger's house at 11pm and ask directions to a strip club. He opens the door, but decides against it. Aaron siezes the moment to reset the meter again. We drive aimlessly about mostly cause noone will answer the phone again for this guy as he's trying many numbers with no luck to get more directions. Then Buffed thinks maybe he's leading us to a trap where a bunch of guys will rob us. We think about it, but decide that even if it's true this guy could NEVER co-ordanate the directions. We pass a factory or something called CCUM (no joke - no pun of ccbill either) and can't speak due to laughter for some time. Finally the cabbie begs some car for directions. We pass this big chicken/roster (cock) restraunt and get lost again. Many miles later buffed body starts saying "right at the cock, right at the cock, not left. He said right' We turn around and go by the big cock again. I can hardly speak for laughter. We've been in this cab well over an hour now. FInally he gives up and pulls over and says he can't find it. I look across the street and guess what, there is the Grand Prix strip club. We pile out and flip him a few bucks. He insists we take his cell number to call him for a ride back. We take it and toss it in the ditch. Walking would have been faster. That's a cab ride I'll never forget. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-01-2002, 12:26 AM	#2
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06-01-2002, 12:28 AM	#3
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	it was - incredible girls there. Quite the nice place. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Just keep AaronM away from the cops up there, don't want him ending up in the slammer up there now. Not sure if you heard or not, but the LAKERS won. GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	As a Montrealer I advise you to go North outside Montreal (Laval maybe) to the strip clubs. The more North you go the MORE they allow you to touch and suck and fuck!!! The strip clubs Downtown don't allow that...

06-01-2002, 09:07 AM	#10
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	That's a funny story... and probably all true. The Grand Prix is about 40 minutes south of Montreal, so yeah, you do have to get on the highway for awhile. It's a truckstop, actually. A strip joint for truckers mainly. But years ago, it was one of the very first strip joints in Quebec to be full contact (+ extras).... So did you guys get blowjobs in there at least??? __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	Lol sounds like you guys had fun

06-01-2002, 10:02 AM	#12
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Sleazy, you must have got a REAL winner cabby. Generally, they know where to go and what to suggest. He must have been a Newbie to the cab business himself. EvilChris, do you know if anyone is getting together tonight or tomorrow night for a general get together & network? We were supposed to be at the show but unfortunately, someone came out with last minute surprise parties and we're not able to. If people are getting together tonight or tomorrow night at a nightclub or restaurant, we'd like to meet some other webmasters.

06-01-2002, 10:17 AM	#13
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	Trixxxia... I'm at home today, kinda recooperating a bit... but the big thing tonight is N-e-t-p-o-n-d's Racing... That's where the big crowd will be. There is also the Insite Party at the top of the Delta Hotel. If you want to network, that's a good place to do it... __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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SilverSiR Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 37	We don't use miles up here in canaduh, its kilometres, got it yankee?

06-01-2002, 11:37 AM	#15
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	EvilChris, Any idea if we'd be able to get tickets? We do promote them but I thought if we weren't going to the exposition we wouldn't get tickets. I've just tried to call Angela, but she may be out of town or out of the office. Let me know if you have any info. Thanks!! Oh and recoooop!! Trixxxia

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HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Thanks FunBrunette, Didn't find anyone so we decided to go to the Casino instead! Anyhow, eventually I guess we'll find some Montreal webmasters to network with and maybe meet once a month! I hope you all are enjoying it!! Ciao

06-06-2002, 09:46 AM	#19
Mikel Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between Zeina Heart and Lanny Barby Posts: 386	I'm sure next time your in Montreal you'll know exactly where it is and I'll probably see you there ;-)

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	That was a fucked up night.

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11-13-2005, 12:52 PM	#28
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repoman4you Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 11	Viva la quebecois Hahaha...only something like that would happen here in Canada, don't even want to hear the storiez about the cabby's in Toronto....you think Montreal is bad?? rotflmao Cheers.....

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