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SmokeyTheBear · 05-10-2005, 05:58 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bush_grenade

WASHINGTON - The Secret Service was investigating a report Tuesday that a hand grenade was thrown at the stage during President Bush's speech in the former Soviet republic of Georgia.

After Bush left Georgia on Tuesday, the Secret Service was informed by Georgian authorities of a report that a device, possibly a hand grenade, had been thrown within 100 feet of the stage during Bush's speech, hit someone in the crowd and fell to the ground, Secret Service spokesman Jonathan Cherry said.

According to the report, a Georgian security officer picked up the device and removed it from the area. The Secret Service had not seen the device as of Tuesday evening, Cherry said. It has agents in Tbilisi working with the FBI, State Department and Georgian authorities to investigate the report.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-10-2005, 06:05 PM

heh nobody cares if bush is assasinated.
lol

nofx · 05-10-2005, 06:06 PM

www.assassinatebush.com

After Shock Media · 05-10-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh nobody cares if bush is assasinated.
lol

We do not care because it did not go boom.
Though I am pretty damn sure they are going to really spin and ham this up.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-10-2005, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

We do not care because it did not go boom.
Though I am pretty damn sure they are going to really spin and ham this up.

Well they already might be spinning it i think..

The actual reprt says someone threw a "device" then later it says "possibly a grenade" .. someone might have just thrown a cell phone or something. so it could "possibly be a stuffed animal"

JFK · 05-10-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Well they already might be spinning it i think..

The actual reprt says someone threw a "device" then later it says "possibly a grenade" .. someone might have just thrown a cell phone or something. so it could "possibly be a stuffed animal"

or a rotten egg

After Shock Media · 05-10-2005, 07:03 PM

Everyone can rest easy. It was just a peanut, someone was trying to feed the poor monkey.

Love Brokers · 05-10-2005, 08:05 PM

I see I'm late with my post on this subject!!!!!! Sorry for the double thread.

reynold · 05-10-2005, 08:27 PM

it was something that he needed but it did not happen...haha

SmokeyTheBear · 05-10-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

Everyone can rest easy. It was just a peanut, someone was trying to feed the poor monkey.

Dont you mean banana ?

L0rdJuni0r · 05-10-2005, 08:34 PM

fuck bush

worst us president

SmokeyTheBear · 05-10-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

fuck bush

worst us president

lol google is god now..

ask it the meaning of life

2HousePlague · 05-10-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol google is god now..

ask it the meaning of life

LOL -- whatever else we might say about Google, it does seem possessed of a fearsomely cold statistical heart -- i like that --

j-

seeric · 05-10-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh nobody cares if bush is assasinated.
lol

i think its funny that the georgian authorities waited till he left to tell them that someone threw a grendade.

maybe they threw it.

Lykos · 05-11-2005, 12:06 AM

worse one indeed

SmokeyTheBear · 05-11-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i think its funny that the georgian authorities waited till he left to tell them that someone threw a grendade.

.

seems foolish..

If they had said so right away they would have been heroes.Now they just look like fools who somehow let a grenade get inside a secure area

Morgan · 05-11-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol google is god now..

ask it the meaning of life

Ive always thought google was god....

But then again, if it werent for IE, google wouldnt exist....
If it werent for M$, IE wouldnt exist....
If it werent for Bill Gates, MS wouldnt exist....

Who knows where steve jobs wouldve actually taken this digital age to w/out gates.... Or Xerox or whoever....

Gates is God, M$ is heaven.

VeriSexy · 05-11-2005, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

or a rotten egg

Yeah, didn't explode of anything...............

V_RocKs · 05-11-2005, 02:58 AM

Sure I'd care if he died... Housing might cost less and I want a new one.

Babagirls · 05-11-2005, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Sure I'd care if he died... Housing might cost less and I want a new one.

right on!

pradaboy · 05-11-2005, 03:10 AM

ah well nothing happened... poor terrorists, they finally get a shot and the damn grenade won't explode

martyVP · 05-11-2005, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bush_grenade

WASHINGTON - The Secret Service was investigating a report Tuesday that a hand grenade was thrown at the stage during President Bush's speech in the former Soviet republic of Georgia.

After Bush left Georgia on Tuesday, the Secret Service was informed by Georgian authorities of a report that a device, possibly a hand grenade, had been thrown within 100 feet of the stage during Bush's speech, hit someone in the crowd and fell to the ground, Secret Service spokesman Jonathan Cherry said.

According to the report, a Georgian security officer picked up the device and removed it from the area. The Secret Service had not seen the device as of Tuesday evening, Cherry said. It has agents in Tbilisi working with the FBI, State Department and Georgian authorities to investigate the report.

Did they make an arrest?

who · 05-11-2005, 03:16 AM

It's a load of bullshit, everyone in Georgia loves him.

The reason they're not saying it WAS a hand grenade is because, ladies and gents, it WASN'T.

Plus, 100 feet away from him? C'mon, why the fuck does the media make up this bullshit, and secondly why do some stupid assholes belive it? Use your brains, brian.

JamesK2 · 05-11-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by .?.

It's a load of bullshit, everyone in Georgia loves him.

The reason they're not saying it WAS a hand grenade is because, ladies and gents, it WASN'T.

Plus, 100 feet away from him? C'mon, why the fuck does the media make up this bullshit, and secondly why do some stupid assholes belive it? Use your brains, brian.

You've got to be kidding me.

who · 05-11-2005, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

You've got to be kidding me.

I know, I threw it.

directfiesta · 05-11-2005, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

Everyone can rest easy. It was just a peanut, someone was trying to feed the poor monkey.

Too bad nobody read the instructions:

To Kill Bush:

1 . Throw PRETZEL

Done!

After Shock Media · 05-11-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Dont you mean banana ?

His supporters are not that smart either.

05-10-2005, 05:58 PM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	BUSH survives attempted assasination !! ( not a joke ) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bush_grenade WASHINGTON - The Secret Service was investigating a report Tuesday that a hand grenade was thrown at the stage during President Bush's speech in the former Soviet republic of Georgia. After Bush left Georgia on Tuesday, the Secret Service was informed by Georgian authorities of a report that a device, possibly a hand grenade, had been thrown within 100 feet of the stage during Bush's speech, hit someone in the crowd and fell to the ground, Secret Service spokesman Jonathan Cherry said. According to the report, a Georgian security officer picked up the device and removed it from the area. The Secret Service had not seen the device as of Tuesday evening, Cherry said. It has agents in Tbilisi working with the FBI, State Department and Georgian authorities to investigate the report. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	It's a load of bullshit, everyone in Georgia loves him. The reason they're not saying it WAS a hand grenade is because, ladies and gents, it WASN'T. Plus, 100 feet away from him? C'mon, why the fuck does the media make up this bullshit, and secondly why do some stupid assholes belive it? Use your brains, brian.